Anne Hathaway

READER FINDS: Karen Gillan Nearly Nekkid, Liv Tyler Topless, Alice Eve Topless, and Much Much More


That blessed time of the week has arrived. I can really almost smell it. Perhaps it's time I actually cleaned out the reader email back or maybe put a scented candle in there or something. Musty is an understatement. But musty in the pursuit of the skintastic is no crime. So open the bag I shall once more to see what only the statistically most educated audience of any entertainment website has provided this week for their communal Secret Santas of celebrity sextastic for one another.

This week's Reader Finds includes Anne Hathaway from when she still got super sextastic (thank you EgoReader 'Benien'), Lindsay Lohan cleavetastic attempt at acting (busty find from 'Ray Ray'), Jennifer Garner wicked remembrances in lingerie (harkening back by way of 'Adrian'), Karen Gillan bare booty and nearly funbags in Not Another Happy Ending (film version recommended by 'Nate'), my favorite Frenchie Marion Cotillard looking all kinds of alluring (oui oui good times via 'Holden'), Roseanne Arquette melon flopping on screen (a donation from the library of 'Allen P.'), Abbey Lee Kersahw topless in Muse (Aussie teatly treats provided by 'Dennis'), Keke Palmer swimsuit cleavetastic (lovely peeks provided by 'Stacey'), Linda Blair topless in the early 80's (throwback ta-ta's tossed over the fence by 'Garces'), Liv Tyler topless in a fairly recent bit of skinematics (Liv chesty goodness from 'Marlon'), Amy Hood topless and quite naughty in black and white ('Jonesy' knows I love me some kinky Amy Hood), Jennifer Lawrence tasty meaty delish sideboob (eye-spied by 'Kilgore'), Britt Robertson briefly flashing funbags in Ask Me Anything (lovely lady humps uncovered by 'Frank T.'), Alice Eve bodacious bare racktastic (go ask Alice just how nice those are thanks to 'Fren'), Gigi Hadid and little sis Bella Hadid bikini candid hotness (very nice find by 'Bob'), and last, but by cup size hardly least, the big funions of Elite model Emma Spellar topless playing pool (by way of her more ardent fan, 'Jeremy'). Oh, boy, get yourself through these five dozen photos without sweating and you're a cooler man than I. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Nipples Wet and Yearning to Swim in the Atlantic

Anne Hathaway is one of our more conservative dressers you might say. Outside of the occasional commando upskirts at fancy events, Anne essentially gives us little to work with most of the time. Not for lack of body confidence I suppose, given her rigorous workouts and her youthful appearance, but she's somewhat reticent to show skin in public. Fair enough. But the ocean saw it differently this weekend in Miami, wetting Anne's one piece swimsuit which when combined with some stretching and preening, led to some pre-moistened views of Anne's previously seen on screen boobtastic.

I can't say it was the most exhibitionist venture I've seen along those sandy shores, but I also can't say I wouldn't be ogling her seriously whilst pretending to read some book that is way to smart for me on my beach towel to try and impress the ladies. Anne, just let them loose. They look like they really need some sun. I promise not to peek, at least not in any obvious manner. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Wet and Giddy at the Beach in Miami

Wow, even the girls who don't like showing off are now officially hanging out at Miami Beach. That doesn't even make any sense, and, yet, it's happening, as Anne Hathaway, who has been exercising herself into top notch shape these past many months, opted for sun protective wear over exhibition at the beach over the weekend.

Nonetheless, the water did its job and allowed us to see a decent amount of her female form, and enough skin to let us know the girl could use some more time in the sun, or at least the fake tanning room. Anne definitely falls into that category of modern thespianic deathly afraid of Mother Sol, keeping the skin perfectly smooth by keeping it pale and protected. I suppose that makes sense. Though I also suppose five minutes running completely nekkid along the beach will do little harm. Let's have it Anne, a sweet five minutes for the memory banks, then back int your protective layers. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Keeps on Working the Stretch Pants Workouts, Can Camel Toe Come Out and Play?

Anne Hathaway must be feeling good about her workout routines of late. She's just everywhere around town sweating up a storm, showing off her friendly camel toe in stretch pants and sweaty tight tops. I'm glad she's feeling good about her body, it's working out well for the both of us.

While outside of the occasional intentional commando slip, Anne tends to the very conservative hippy side of public wardrobe, this recent Renaissance of her revealing her female form all moist in public certainly is a delightful turn. It started on her Hawaiian vacation last month and just keeps right on rolling. Obviously, we could use a little more something something, but you have to be excited about the direction the arrow is moving. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Nipple Poking Bikini Top and Wet Yoga Pants, This Could Be a Thing

Just when you thought blessed stretch pants couldn't get any better, Anne Hathaway goes and takes them into the ocean for a nice soaking and wet shrinking as she jobs in her bikini top along the beach in Hawaii. I'm not sure if it was her general excitement or the slight chill of even the tropical ocean waters, but Anne's nips seemed hell bent on busting out of their bra top and being seen directly by the 50th state sunshine. Can't say as I blame them. Or that I wasn't rooting for them.

Anne Hathaway is one of those rather difficult ogling subjects who rarely isn't wrapped in five layers of kitschy clothing when just out and about so her Hawaiian vacation has been a nice treat for those of us still infatuated with the thespianic even after she cut her hair and started saying important things about her 'craft'. I'm still digging. And trying not to get an eye poked. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Bikini Pictures Slightly More Revealing Today in Hawaii

Anne Hathaway really is a shy girl, hiding beneath her hats and wraps and glasses and lead-lined castle walls and such. I can relate to Anne in a way as I never had a private bathroom moment in my life until I turned 18. Sometimes, you just want to be left alone. For me, it's when reading my ESPN Deportes magazine in the can, for Anne, it's pretty much most waking minutes of her life. Either way, you have to respect another's wishes for privacy. I mean, unless they happen to be a mega superstar celebrity finally showing off some bikini top skin in Hawaii. Then all bets are off.

Anne and her rather slight husband continued their low key downtime on the Big Island with some surfing and hiking and bikini time promenading. Anne's never going to go the way of the showoff girls on the beach in Miami, but we're hoping her 'meeting us halfway' heads toward a booty shot here or there before this trip is over and she's back to being the most layered clothed woman in all of Los Angeles.  Consider my eyes peeled for just such a sighting. Enjoy.

Anne Hathaway Gets Downright Showy in a Bikini Cover Up Jog in Hawaii

Of course, Anne Hathaway is intent on never been seen as a sex object if at all possible. She's a serious thespian and singer and married person, so she does try to cover up her skin as much as humanly possible, save for that once a year wardrobe malfunction when she shows off everything to the world. She really is hard to capture without a minimum of two to three layers of clothing on. Let's be polite and call her modest.

So, happy were we to spy Anne in a bikini, albeit covered up quite a bit, hiking fervently through the paths around the beach in Hawaii. It's not much, but we do so crush on Anne Hathaway that it seems like a lot. Or maybe just enough for some private time sweet dreams. We're hoping Anne perhaps changes her Eskimo dressing ways at some point and shows more of her glorious gifts to the world. Where there is hope, there is promise. Enjoy.