Anne Hathaway

In Her Next Movie, Anne Hathaway Will Play a Beautiful Rich Woman Whom Nobody Really Likes

By Esteban | June 24, 2013 @ 2:10 pm
Start licking your chops, hathahaters

Personally, I've got nothing against Anne Hathaway. She's a gorgeous woman and a talented actor who makes pretty good films who's never done anything to me. So as far as I'm concerned, we're cool. (And as far as she's concerned...who the hell am I?)

Unfortunately, not everyone feels the same way. A great many nameless, faceless people out there on the internets loves to hate on her, and during the 85th Academy Awards back in February all the hatin' reached a crescendo. To paraphrase every tweet with the hashtag #hathaway from that cold winter night, 'Anne Hathaway is the worst person ever and why does she even live GOD I HATE HER!'

Why do I mention all this now?

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Anne Hathaway Camel Toe Is Anything But (Les) Miserable

By Bill Swift | May 24, 2013 @ 8:06 am
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
Anne Hathaway Camel Toe in Leggings in NYC
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Anne Flashes Lady Nest
Anne Hathaway Wardrobe Malfunction at the NYC Premiere of 'Les Miserables'
Major wardrobe malfunction for Anne at the Les Mis premiere. Read More »

Now, this is an unexpected surprise, though not like we haven't wished to see more of Anne Hathaway of late. An actress not shy about showing off for film roles, but rather reticent to create anything spectacle like in public. Especially since becoming married and a relatively self-important member of the acting craft. Well, minus her big flash last December, natch.

But, hark and behold, a camel toe of quite sweet proportions through the leggings of the seriously singing thespianic. A little wedge of love to remind us that not only is Anne human, she's a girl. A girl we'd love to help wiggle out of those stretch pants and into something more comfortable, like nothing. Someday. Enjoy.

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Katie Holmes Sideboob, Jessica Alba Cleave, and Miley Cyrus’ Annie Lennox Look Highlight the 2013 Met Gala

By Bill Swift | May 7, 2013 @ 9:47 am
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
Anne Hathaway, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and More at 2013 Met Gala
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Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.

Besides Katie we couldn't help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80's Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It's kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.

MET GALA 2012
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
Met Museum of Art Costume Gala Brought Out All The A-List Hotties
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You’re Not Going to See Les Miserables, But Why Miss out on the Hotties of Les Mis?

By Bill Swift | December 14, 2012 @ 10:57 am
Anne Hathaway in the Hotties of Les Misérables
Amanda Seyfried in Hotties of Les Misérables
Samantha Barks in the Hotties of Les Misérables
Anne Hathaway in the Hotties of Les Misérables
Amanda Seyfried in Hotties of Les Misérables
Samantha Barks in the Hotties of Les Misérables
Amanda Seyfried in Hotties of Les Misérables
Anne Hathaway in the Hotties of Les Misérables
Samantha Barks in the Hotties of Les Misérables
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Seriously, some of you will be dragged by your ladies to go see Les Miserables this holiday season (and some of you will be dragging your ladies to go, but, that's another shameful matter), but most of you with something Kesha likes to bite dangling betwixt your legs will be staying away from this French musical, because you've got better things to do like fixing shit, or building shit, or watching sports.

But that doesn't mean you don't deserve to see the best parts of the new Les Miserables flick, sextastic thespianics Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, and Samantha Barks. Check them out in our gallery of some of our more favorite pics and feel the pleasure, without the miserable. Enjoy.

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Anne Hathaway Rides Commando, Flashes Her Lady Nest at Les Miserable Premiere in N.Y.C.

 
By Bill Swift | December 11, 2012 @ 2:46 pm
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 Anne Hathaway Wardrobe Malfunction at the NYC Premiere of
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Hey, who can be the least bit Miserable when still-hot brunette Anne Hathaway flashes her lady fruit in the chill winter evening of The Big Apple? Not I, says Jean Val-minge-ogler.

The female thespianic co-star of Dark Knight, took the opportunity at the New York City premiere of the stage musical turned movie your girl is probably going to make you take her to, Les Miserable, to remind all of her fans that she may be married, but she's not dead, as Anne's car-exit upskirt provided a solid glimpse of her fun muffin to the paparazzi stationed outside the premiere.

Now, even though this was likely accidental, we still find ourselves wanting to rise in applause and wonder quite happily to ourselves, where the heck are Anne's panties? Enjoy.

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Anne Hathaway Backless For Hotness at Les Miserables Premiere in London

By Bill Swift | December 5, 2012 @ 1:10 pm
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
Anne Hathaway Wears a Backless Dress at Les Miserables London Premiere
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While I often get labeled with the 'unsophisticated' 'sophomoric' and 'juvenile' labels, and, granted, guilty as charged, dear PTA President, I will have you know that I have seen Les Miserables live in the theater. And not even in English. And, that was the single worst date of my life, because, let's face it, while some prom-level failures of spending big dough and getting no nookie are applicable to the actual prom, once you're a grown man on a date, and you go to Les Miserables in a foreign language you expect to get a little something something. What did I get? A begrudging kiss on the cheek and emo-French show tunes stuck in my head for two months. Hell.

Still, I overcome my personal tragedies to share with you a little Valjean goodness, Anne Hathaway, flashing some serious back skin at the London premiere of Les Miserables. Now, we all know Anne Hathaway cut her hair short and has tried to make herself look less appealing to the opposite sex since getting married earlier this year. But, just like I can't hide the fact that I only know the multiplication tables up to 5x5, Anne Hathaway can not hide her inherent hotness. And when she starts going backless, we're going to naturally dream a dream about running digits up and down her archways. Enjoy.

ANNE HATHAWAY WAS IN FACT THE BEST CATWOMAN EVER (IMHO)
Anne Hathaway Looks Purrfect in a Skintight Catwoman Outfit on Set of The Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway Looks Purrfect in a Skintight Catwoman Outfit on Set of The Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway Looks Purrfect in a Skintight Catwoman Outfit on Set of The Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway Looks Purrfect in a Skintight Catwoman Outfit on Set of The Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway Looks Purrfect in a Skintight Catwoman Outfit on Set of The Dark Knight Rises
Anne Hathaway Looks Purrfect in a Skintight Catwoman Outfit on Set of The Dark Knight Rises
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The Girls Who Make Your Dark Knight Rise — Who Is the Hottest ‘Batman’ Actress Ever?

By Bill Swift | July 19, 2012 @ 9:16 am
Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes
Anne Hathaway in 'Dark Knight Rises'
Yvonne Craig as Batgirl on the TV Show
Julie Newmar as Catwoman
Nicole Kidman as Chase in Batman
Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy
Lee Meriwether as Catwoman 1966
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It's time. Time for all things Batman as we are within 24 hours of theatrical release of The Dark Knight Rises.

And all things Batman to us always leads to all things hotties in Batman movies over the years (and, yes, the classic TV show starring Adam West as well).

There have been so many fapalicious babes gracing the visuals of Batman on the big and little screen, but who do you want unsnapping your utility belt at the end of the evening?

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