Nice to see my girl Katie Holmes back in the mix, flashing some skin by way of sideboob at the fancy pants 2013 Met Gala last night in New York. The Met Gala is one of the biggest highfalutin celebrity events of the year, with a ton of A-listers showing up in their designer gowns for the Big Apples biggest red carpet.
Besides Katie we couldn’t help but notice Miley Cyrus calling upon an 80′s Euro-pop vibe, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba showing some cleave, Kate Beckinsale, Taylor Swift, and a bunch of other top tier celebs showing off their finest. It’s kind of like the very first sequence in a recurring R.E.M. sleep fantasy of mine, the one right before the the robbers break in and force all the girls to hand over their fancy frocks. I could tell you what happens next, but this is a family site. Enjoy.
Seriously, some of you will be dragged by your ladies to go see Les Miserables this holiday season (and some of you will be dragging your ladies to go, but, that’s another shameful matter), but most of you with something Kesha likes to bite dangling betwixt your legs will be staying away from this French musical, because you’ve got better things to do like fixing shit, or building shit, or watching sports.
But that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to see the best parts of the new Les Miserables flick, sextastic thespianics Anne Hathaway, Amanda Seyfried, and Samantha Barks. Check them out in our gallery of some of our more favorite pics and feel the pleasure, without the miserable. Enjoy.
Hey, who can be the least bit Miserable when still-hot brunette Anne Hathaway flashes her lady fruit in the chill winter evening of The Big Apple? Not I, says Jean Val-minge-ogler.
The female thespianic co-star of Dark Knight, took the opportunity at the New York City premiere of the stage musical turned movie your girl is probably going to make you take her to, Les Miserable, to remind all of her fans that she may be married, but she’s not dead, as Anne’s car-exit upskirt provided a solid glimpse of her fun muffin to the paparazzi stationed outside the premiere.
Now, even though this was likely accidental, we still find ourselves wanting to rise in applause and wonder quite happily to ourselves, where the heck are Anne’s panties? Enjoy.
While I often get labeled with the ‘unsophisticated’ ‘sophomoric’ and ‘juvenile’ labels, and, granted, guilty as charged, dear PTA President, I will have you know that I have seen Les Miserables live in the theater. And not even in English. And, that was the single worst date of my life, because, let’s face it, while some prom-level failures of spending big dough and getting no nookie are applicable to the actual prom, once you’re a grown man on a date, and you go to Les Miserables in a foreign language you expect to get a little something something. What did I get? A begrudging kiss on the cheek and emo-French show tunes stuck in my head for two months. Hell.
Still, I overcome my personal tragedies to share with you a little Valjean goodness, Anne Hathaway, flashing some serious back skin at the London premiere of Les Miserables. Now, we all know Anne Hathaway cut her hair short and has tried to make herself look less appealing to the opposite sex since getting married earlier this year. But, just like I can’t hide the fact that I only know the multiplication tables up to 5×5, Anne Hathaway can not hide her inherent hotness. And when she starts going backless, we’re going to naturally dream a dream about running digits up and down her archways. Enjoy.
It’s time. Time for all things Batman as we are within 24 hours of theatrical release of The Dark Knight Rises.
And all things Batman to us always leads to all things hotties in Batman movies over the years (and, yes, the classic TV show starring Adam West as well).
There have been so many fapalicious babes gracing the visuals of Batman on the big and little screen, but who do you want unsnapping your utility belt at the end of the evening?
Oh, there were a bunch of hotties at last night’s N.Y.C. premiere of Dark Knight Rises, but the night did belong to Anne Hathaway, Catwoman, who despite shearing off most of her previously long and lusty locks, managed to draw attention away from her Anne Heche like ‘do and toward her more delectable cleavage treats, courtesy of a very low cut white dress on the red carpet.
Now, nobody is more geeked to see Dark Knight Rises at the end of this week than the fanboys here at Egotastic! And we will try to take in the movie in its entirety to bring you a full and honest review (in one word or less), but if you hear shouts of naughty exuberance during the introduction of Catwoman in her skintight body suit from the back of the theater, please, forgive us in advance, and, as always, might we suggest you lay down the rubber floor mats. Enjoy.