The folks over at Lifetime seem to think that someone does, obviously because they went and made one.
Yep, there's a TV movie of Anna Nicole Smith's life and it will air some late-June Saturday.We were pretty sure we wanted nothing to do with the aptly-named The Anna Nicole Story, until we somewhat accidentally saw the trailer. And then we were kind of into it. Then we kind of watched it a few dozen times.
We got the sense, from those repeated viewings, that the best thing about it will probably be 27 year old bombshell Agnes Bruckner's portrayal of Smith's best assets with her own best assets. It's TV and all, but like, the trailer shows her getting caught making-out with some chick in an elevator, there's all those scenes of her stripping, and then there's those Playboy photo shoots.
Maybe, just maybe, if it's a slow night, that Saturday will be the only time that any of us try to figure out where Lifetime is located. How quickly will we change the channel and erase that knowledge? We'll let the basic cable censors decide that one.