Okay, let's get one thing straight: I am not posting these Amy Winehouse topless pictures by choice. But if I don't, I know I'm going to get a ton of emails asking me why I haven't posted them yet. I've already gotten a few. My question to you is: Why would you ever want to see that disgusting crack head Amy Winehouse topless? Do you get off on the toothless look? At least she doesn't look completely like a Holocasut victim anymore. Thankfully, these pictures aren't high-res, because if they were, I'd be scarred for life.
In case you're wondering, Amy is on holiday in St. Lucia. The island has since been declared a disaster area, and humnitarian relief is being rushed in.
Oh God, I can't believe I'm posting this. It's the kind of thing that will give you nightmares for the rest of your life.* But if you think you're brave, or that you can't possibly be scarred more than you already are, I invite you to test your gag reflex at the site of Amy Winehouse's pubes. Yes, you read that right.
I'm going to throw up now. Be right back.
* Egotastic! is not liable for mental health issues that may arise from viewing these pictures.
Photo credit: Splash News
I don't talk about Amy Winehouse much here on Egotastic!, because I like to keep things as sexy as possible, and Amy Winehouse generally isn't sexy. That's all changed, of course, thanks to these pictures of Amy walking outside in her bra, barefoot, and crying. According to the Daily Mail, Amy looked disoriented and walked aimlessly for several minutes. I'm sure by "disoriented" they meant "cracked out."
Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.
"She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit.
"She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird."
You know, there's nothing sexier than an emaciated, tattooed, toothless crackhead, aimlessly wandering the streets, crying and screaming to really get the libido fired up. I'm sorry, did I say libido? I meant vomit.
And you thought Britney Spears was fucked up.
Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin
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Amy Winehouse, R.I.P. at 27
Sad, but not completely surprised. But mostly just sad.
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