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Mia Wasikowska, Amy Adams, and Ivana Milicevic Highlight the Skin In the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

March is upon us. I think it goes in like a lion and out like a lamb, or maybe that's April, I can never remember half the shit the old man who kidnapped me as a child used to mumble in between puffs on his corncob pipe out on the sunporch. Either way, March is time for movies, not necessarily the good ones, but the ones our friends at Mr. Skin assure you will leave a happy impression, even if the cinematic fare ultimately leaves you feeling two-stars.

This week's Mr. Skin minute features Mia Wasikowska from Alice in Wonderland, who will be getting nekkid in Stoker, Amy Adams almost kind of nekkid in a scene with tons of other nekkid women in The Master, and an ode to ta-ta's on the small screen in the new show Banshee, most especially the fine body of work from Ivana Milicevic. It's sixty seconds of a frothing good time. Enjoy.

(And, be sure to pick up, err, sign up for, your online digital adventures through the Mr. Skin library with the discounted membership for Egotastic Readers on Mr. Skin.com)

Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lead List of Hotties on the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet

Well, the big leagues of the collective celebrity circle jerk known as Awards Season kicked off this Sunday evening with the 2013 Golden Globe Awards dishing out trophies to people who just had to thank a bunch of producers and agents and the dude who washes their Bentley.

And while we have to give a generally 'tame' rating to the sextastic level at the actual event, when you have such a massive gathering of sweet looking thespianics, you're going to find some serious lovely toy things to leer at one the red carpet, including our very favorites this year, Amy Adams, Jessica Alba, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, Halle Berry, Taylor Swift, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, and Heidi Klum. And a bunch others too, so check out the entire gallery of the girls whose $10K dresses we'd like to rip from their bodies and give them an award of our own. Enjoy.

Jennifer Aniston Cleavage and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Sideboob Highlight the Chesty Hotness at LACMA Gala

The sextastic ladies of Tinsel Town pimped out their finest frocks last night to show some serious skin and level 10 allure at the LACMA fundraiser event over the weekend. While I'm sure the social cause was benevolent, it wasn't nearly giving as the dresses worn by Jennifer Aniston, who was flashing serious cleavage, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley whose sideboobs threatened to go full flop view throughout the evening.

Joining Jen and Rosie in the hotness parade at the fancy shindig was Salma Hayek, Karlie Kloss, Amber Heard, Amy Adams, and Florence Welch. It was quite the assemblage of the good-looking. Museum quality really. We only wish we could get a real invitation one of these days instead of having to jump the fence in our rented tuxedos and Chuck Taylors. Enjoy.

Well, Hello, Amy Adams, Ginger in Tight Red

We rarely get to see our belusted ginger Amy Adams much of anywhere these days, so the chance to see her in a tight red dress outside of The Letterman Show, well, we were a bit stunned, in the good way of being stunned, not like the phasers set to stun, more like tingly feeling like a 12-year old boy again accidentally seeing your buddies older sister changing into her bikini kind of stunned. It's a good stunned.

Amy Adams is just such an underrated bit of charming hotness, throw in a form fitting dress, and you have a vision of something, of someone, we'd really like to be trapped in a mountain cabin with for a week or two. Enjoy.

Sofia Vergara and Natalie Portman Lead List of Many Hotties at Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party

There are any number of major parties surrounding the Oscars, but perhaps the elite see-and-be-seen party each year belongs to Vanity Fair, where both the actual sextastic talent and the sextastic non-talent join forces to create a visual delight of hotness for those who love the decked out to the hilt celeb affairs. It's really a chance for Hollywood to show off its real drawing power, that being the super good looking women who flock here to call it home. 

Last night's soiree of the sexy celebs was highlighted by Sofia Vergara, who absolutely looks mega-hot whenever she dresses or undresses for events, Natalie Portman, in her first real return-to-hotness public appearance since having a baby with her seemingly gay husband, ever-hot Olivia Wilde, our Latina sweetheart, Selena Gomez looking all grown up, cute as a button I'd like to snap, Amy Adams, and model-sexy actress Diane Kruger. There were more, but this half-dozen formed a gaggle of hotness that could literally be seen from outer space. Enjoy.

Amy Adams InStyle Magazine Pics Stoke the Naughty Teacher Fantasies

So many sexy celebrities easy to be thankful today, but Amy Adams deserves some recognition for her work in the area of innocent-looking sweetheart who you can't help but imagine being some kind of secretly naughty librarian. It may just be me, but looking at this mini-pictorial from Amy in the current edition of InStyle magazine, my mind gets to remembering my fourth grade teacher Mrs. Lasttimer, who teased the boys with just an inch or two of legitimate leg and a knowing smile as she introduced yet another round of young male of the species onto the threshold of manhood (not literally, but there were always those boy's room rumors she could never shake, I heard she now works as a union boss in construction).

I can't bring myself to solo-buy a ticket to The Muppet Movie, but I'll be no doubt sneaking a peek at the theater this weekend. Amy Adams is like warm pumpkin pie, a pie made from a vegetable shouldn't taste so good, but it does. Enjoy.

Kate Beckinsale and Camilla Belle Lead List of Celebrity Hotties at Art + Film Event

According to my singles dating profile (you know, still up there even though there's a girlfriend because a good fisherman always keeps a freshly baited line in the water) I love museums and hiking. The first makes me sound culturally relevant, the second makes me sound outdoorsy. But I don't go to the museums, because I like my entertainment to speak back to me in surround sound volumes, and hiking is an an endeavor that became outmoded with the invention of the motorcar, now, it's purely for urban hipsters and serial killers. Though I do wish I had hiked my sorry ass over to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art (the dating profile must call it LACMA, like you go there often) over the weekend to the Art + Film gala which brought out an intense bevy of Hollywood beauties in support of what I'm sure was a fantastic cause.

Kate Beckinsale any time, any where, but looking especially hot all red carpeted out in her finest, along with underrated dark beauty, Camilla Belle, Amy Adams who never fails to look like a girl you desperately wish you could hook up with as your summer girlfriend, Kate Hudson fully back from rock star baby making Part 2, Olivia Wilde, cankly but super hot, Reese Witherspoon out of her jogging suit and into a little black dress, and Zoe Saldana, another underrated sexy bomb looking all kinds of hot. Yep, the museum is the place to be, the museum is the place for me. Enjoy.

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