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Selena Gomez, Amy Adams, Kate Beckinsale and So Many Other Crazy Hot Decked Out A-List Ladies Cleave It Up for LACMA

Nothing to see here, just a decked out and dolled up super hottie party featuring the likes of Selena Gomez, Kate Beckinsale, Toni Garrn, Jennifer Lopez, Amy Adams and many more. It was like a parade of the women of my imaginary awards show where everybody wants to win an Oscar and Oscar is the nickname of my… well, you get the idea. A parade of of wicked hot A-list women in heels and gowns. I couldn’t be happier without them taking their clothes off.

The event was something to do with LACMA, the Los Angeles County Museum of Art where I often take dates to pretend I’m somebody I’m not. I’ve been told to be myself many times before, but I’ve also noticed I don’t get many second dates when the first is beer and go-kart racing. So I do the museum. Save the dirt track for the third date after I’ve hidden their passports and learned to say you’ll never see your beautiful village again in their native tongues. I’ve seen many interesting sights at LACMA, but none so artistically memorable as this red carpet lineup of lovely ladies. It was like the Oscars in November and without the self-serving speeches. Just perfect. Enjoy.

Hollywood XPosed Is Here and Naked Newsy As Ever (VIDEO)

 
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Girls getting nekkid to talk about nekkidness. This will be genius until the end of time, or at least through the next Clinton administration. Yeah, I know.

In this edition of Hollywood Exposed, Nekkid News takes you through the best of the best of skin reveals on film and television, including Shailene Woodley topless, Amy Adams nip slip, and the girls of Nymphomaniac being altogether nekkid and heavily involved. But it’s when hostess Peyton Priestly takes off her panties and mentions the name Egotastic! that this video becomes a true keeper on my mantle. I’m ever so happy.

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Shailene Woodley Topless, Amy Adams Nip Slip, and Jessica Parker Kennedy Full Frontal Nekkid for the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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While the prude pearl clutchers continue to make inroads into general corporate America, there’s no doubt that this era continues to be a high point for sextastic skinematic reveals from some of the finest women working in Hollywood. It’s a dichotomy I suppose I can live with in the digital age when options beyond the bland network and tentpole theatrical fare are so easily viewable. The only person happier than I is probably Mr. Skin, whose weekly roundup of the best of the undressed from Tinsel Town continues to focus on the more watchable moments caught on camera.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute features Shailene Woodley, starring in Divergent in theaters but topless during a making of the sexy scene in The Spectacular Now, Amy Adams slipping nip and sideboob in American Hustle now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Parker Kennedy full frontal nekkid on the season finale of Black Sails on Starz. Now that’s just some down home goodness right there. Enjoy.

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Amy Adams Bikini Booty Party Time for That Minty Fresh Excited Feeling

All I needed this morning was to hear somebody say, hey, did you see Amy Adams in that mint bikini. Ooh, as if I didn’t lust for Amy Adams enough, now she comes in mint flavor. It’s too good to be true, or is it.

Amy made a very rare bikini appearance in Las Vegas over the weekend at one of the swank strip hotel pools, VIP section, natch, showing off her very alluring female form in a greenish bikini that while I wouldn’t call it quite sleek and modern, nevertheless gave us a truly candid view of one of our most definite fantasy sweethearts. Amy doesn’t have the cutting form of a young swimsuit model, but she’s real enough for me not to throw out of bed for eating the cat my last girlfriend left behind. Amy Adams really could help me solve my pussy problems. Enjoy.

Amy Adams Chest Puppies Snubbed at The Oscars

I get it, it’s art. It’s all subjective. And that girl from Yale Drama who won Best Supporting Actress was quite impressive. But, c’mon, Amy Adams boobtastic got completely snubbed at The Oscars. Forget her film which also didn’t see a trophy, this isn’t art, this is science. The science of ginger hottie bare melons, on constant 70′s cleavetastic display throughout the movie, and, for the briefest of moments, completely bare.

When this snubbing occurred, I thought, go on, take the high road and say it was an honor just for Amy Adams’ funbags just to be nominated. But the low road is where I feel more comfortable, and comforting, specifically of Amy Adams sweet teats. Those flesh twins of joy got completely robbed. I demand a recount!

2014 Academy Awards — Oscar Red Carpet Hotties (Updating)

So, let it begin. The 86th Academy Awards and procession of the sextastic.

We’ll keep updating this as the various lovely decked out ladies of Tinsel Town exit their limos and arrive on the red carpet. But you can’t be off to a better start than Ireland Baldwin and Maria Menounos.

Ah, Olivia Wilde, Emma WatsonCharlize TheronKristen Bell, Naomi Watts, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Kate Hudson, Penelope CruzAnna Kendrick, Amy Adams, Cate Blanchettand many more.

In summary: there wasn’t much by the way of risque or cleavy or showy on the red carpet this year, but there’s no doubt there were a dozen or more ladies of the Silver Screen who looked absolutely stunning in their million dollar get-ups. It’s just like my prom night, except with hot girls who fit their dresses. Enjoy.

Amy Adams Kicks Off Oscar Weekend With a Bang-a-Boobtastic

I have resolved to put aside my general negativity regarding Hollywood kissing it’s collective hiney and saying ‘we are awesome’ in favor of just ogling all the super fine women who will be decked out and showing off this Oscar weekend.

It began last night really with belusted ginger-at-times hottie Amy Adams showing off her spectacular cleavage on the red carpet at some promotional event for American Hustle. American Hustle is expected to compete for the top prize this weekend, although Amy Adams boob-baring turn in that film has already earned her a statue from me. It’s in my pants. But, then, you knew I was going to say that. Enjoy.