Egotastic
Award season has officially commenced when the actors hold award shows to give out awards to other actors. There's only two certainties at these events; first, that the thespians will not so subtly compare their professional craft to a combination of anointed sainthood and raw genius, and, second, there will be cleavage. The latter being of the only real importance to me. Nobody's really shined harder, or boobed harder, this award season than Sofia Vergara, who flashes the award season boobtastic like almost no other. She leads my list of SAG Awards hotties, followed by Mila Kunis, Amy Adams (also having a solid award season showing so far), and Lea Michele, who tries hard to show the chest off, working only with what the Good Lord gave her.
Did I mention how Sofia Vergara is taking home the award season cleavage awards? Here she is the evening before at the DGA Awards:
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BAFTA Red Carpet Hotties: Jessica Alba, Amy Adams, Jennifer Lawrence, and Minnie Driver… Yes, Minnie Driver!
It's easy to get lost during the height of award season; so many musicians and actors practicing the art of rhetorical auto-fellatio, it really makes the head spin. Of course, the advantage is the celebrity hotties come out in full force, even if we must suffer through the raving fashion fops, let alone clothing at all on these hot bodies. Still, these shows have their moments, including, the BAFTA Awards, the British version of the Oscars, brought out the famous babes in droves, plenty for the eye to ogle. Catching my all-seeing ogle-ocular in particular were Jessica Alba (who I still have no idea really why she was at an acting award show, but, who cares, so damn hot), Amy Adams (who's not letting post-baby dropping stop her from shooting for title of hottest hottie this entire awards season), Jennifer Lawrence, Winter's Bone hottie burst onto the scene, and, Minnie Driver (yep, that Minnie Driver, pulled from the depths of lost sexies, because she earned her damn hotness spot). Enjoy.
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