Addison Timlin

MSM Weekly Topless Roundup Includes Addison Timlin and a Skintastic Ode to Harold & Kumar (VIDEO)

 

We understand a number of our Northeasterly fans remain without power from last weekend's snow storm, so for those of you viewing Egotastic! at your local library or Starbuck's or very permissive emergency shelter, we're dedicating this week's forecast of cinematic flesh to you and your passion for celebrity skin, courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.

This week's skin-on-screen preview includes a special shoutout to the bevy of topless fun in the new in theaters Harold & Kumar Christmas edition, Addison Timlin bare chested in Californication, and an ode to a couple very naughty early 80's bad girl films now out on DVD. Enjoy.

Knock Out

Hayden Panettiere sexes up the red carpet. (Celebuzz)

More awesome Beyonce sideboob. (TheSuperficial)

Two handfuls of Coco heaven. (TMZ)

Girls that dig porn. (CollegeHumor)

Kristin Cavallari flashes some leg. (DrunkenStepfather)

Addison Timlin sextastic tribute. (TheChive)

Sarah Shahi and Paris Hilton catfight. (GossipCop)

Six Boobs Are Better Than Two: Addison Timlin Cleavage, Melissa Stephens and Callie Thorne Topless on Californication (VIDEO)

 

Now, it's just getting ridiculous. Ridiculously awesome. Californication has upped the boobtastic ante, with Addison Timlin, granted, wearing an annoying bra (though we shall see her free flying jugs again soon I know), and newcomers Melissa Stephens and Callie Thorn flashing all kinds of funbags in the current episode. I think the producers are basically saying, 'If you like boobs, this is your show.' Well, let me see, I do like boobs. This is my show! Enjoy.

Addison Timlin

Addison Timlin Part Deux, More Hot Californication Toplessness (VIDEO)

 

Wow, Addison Timlin part deux from this past weekend, as in the second time we've seen her amazing funbags on here, courtesy of the fun-top delivering Californication which had the bright idea of taking a very sexy young thespian like Addison Timlin and getting her all kinds of topless in the show. You see, making good television isn't all that complicated. Hot actress + big boobs + topless scenes = Emmy awards and undying gratitude from Egotastic! readers. Enjoy.

Sexy Addison Timlin Topless Redux in Californication (VIDEO)

 

Addison Timlin is back at the sexy boob flashing on Californication and it's definitely must-see TV. The teenager has made quite a media splash by baring her boobtastic yet again on the cable program. While I'm sure there are many sticks in the mud who decry the loss of innocence on the boob tube, I for one believe that the more lady melons kids see on television, the less likely there will be wars in the future. Nobody wants to die after seeing Addison Timlin and her amazing rack. Nobody wants to kill. Well, maybe figuratively kill for a chance to motorboat those ridiculous funbags, but certainly no plans for global dominance, just globe-shaped snoggling. Bring on the boobs! Save the world. And, enjoy.

Addison Timlin Topless In Californication; Adjust Your DVRs Now! (VIDEO)

 

Oh, girls, how they do grow up into wonderful things. Last I recall Addison Timlin she was an awkward teen in the movie Derailed with Clive Owen. Now nineteen, this boobtastic fantastic thespian of the only gender we would die for, has a recurring role on the upcoming season of Californication, and, by the looks of it, it's going to be downright uplifting. If you're not familiar with the show, well, you're about to be. At least the Addison Timlin portions therein. If these most amazing boob flashes and Addison Timlin topless pictures are any indication of things to come, well, there's going to be many new hardcore lust-crushes created in the coming months. Enjoy.

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