bill-swift - January 23, 2014
Let it not be said that Audrina Patridge doesn't have incredibly creamy legs. Hmm, creamy may not be the right word for Audrina, perhaps for the ogler of this former Hills star's long and toned legs, shown off in a pair of short shorts around town.
We've often had trouble through the years interpreting Audrina's mall girl speech patterns, but we've never had trouble admiring her incredibly righteous body, all the way down to her perfect games. I'm not sure what she's shopping for, but if there's any power in my prayers, it'll be even shorter shorts to wear out tomorrow. It's a good time to have eyeballs. Enjoy.