Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures For the Mele Kalikimaka Sextastic

Audrina Patridge may often be at a loss for words that make sense in her native tongue, but she's never without her wicked hard bikini body. She takes it with her everywhere, including Hawaii over the weekend where the former Hills star showed off in not one, but two different cleavage and booty baring little two-pieces for the benefit of gentleman ogler's in the 50th state.

I'd go ahead and slap a photo of her tush cheeks on a tourism board brochure right now. I'm just about ready to drop everything and jet off to the islands to catch her cans in wiggly motion. It could only get better if her hot mom was there with her (we'll keep an eye out for that). Enjoy.