Alessandra Ambrosio Busty Coconuts For Island Christmas

I guess if a person chooses to spend their Christmas on a beach somewhere instead of with their family in the Midwest then I should respect their decision and let them enjoy it in peace.

I should do that, but I am not going to. Why should anyone else be allowed to be happy during the holidays when I am stuck freezing my cajones off while sharing a double wide trailer with ten members of my extended family.

I think the Marxists have achieved too much in our society. They’ve successfully brainwashed my entire family into thinking my vacation days do not belong to me alone, and instead belong to all of them. This means that I have to spend those days by spending time with them. I keep all of this hidden from my boss because if he were to find this out then he would probably give me a few more vacation days as a “bonus” simply because he takes pleasure from my misery.

I also keep the real number of vacation days that I possess a secret from my family because it allows me to spend a couple on myself guilt-free. I highly recommend this tactic to anyone in a similar position.

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