Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Holy Crap Kinds of Hot and MILFtastic

Alessandra Ambrosio is simply coming into her own, and into our own naughty minds, as one of the single most wicked hot moms in all of Hottieville. It's definitely the blessed combination of her natural good looks, that wicked worked-out body, and her willingness to put it in all kinds of under-the-sun sextastic poses, none more alluring than her twisting, bumping, and bending contortions on the sand over the weekend playing beach volleyball.

Super hot slender mom in a white bikini spraying herself with suntan lotion; I almost passed out from the ogling heat.

Oh, and earlier in the day, ridiculously hot Alessandra took the kids to the Beverly Hills pumpkin patch and ran into Jessica Alba with her own brood. Talk about a casual meeting of the MILFtastic. All we could think about was reaching into a pumpkin and feeling that gooey slippery goodness. Only, we weren't really thinking about a pumpkin. MILF overload! Enjoy.