April Love Geary in a Bikini

Robin Thicke dipped his wick back into the pussy pool pretty quickly after his wife ditched him for grinding the couple's hot masseuse, which to be fair, you have to see coming. This chick graduated high school in the 2010's which along with how good she looks in a bikini and how much she pretends to like your kid makes her the perfect rebound. She's a model. Or is now because Thicke needs to tell her he's helping her out with something she wants and learning how to DIY your own shiny vests wasn't going to cut it. You don't have to be Cosby sinister to know selling assistance with career ambitions is a key ingredient to getting girls to take the first sip. This one won't last, but Thicke's stories will continue to be more awesome than most.

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