The Counselor Trailer is Full of MILF-tastic Win (VIDEO)

The Counselor hadn't been on our radar until we saw this trailer today. Seriously. And all it took was eight to ten nanoseconds of Cameron Diaz's sure-I've-still-got-an-amazing-ass ass crawling up the hood of a convertible.

It's a movie that Ridley Scott made and that Cormac McCarthy wrote? Who would want to see a thing like that? Oh...wait. Every self-respecting dude with any taste in good movies. What the hell have we been paying attention to, if not this? Probably too many superheroes.

The Counselor answers the very pressing question, 'How do you go about becoming a drug cartel lawyer?' with Michael Fassbender in the lead role. Rounding out the cast of novelist McCarthy's first spec script are Diaz, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz, and Game of Thrones stunnerNatalie Dormer. Oh, and because he's bound by law to be in everything now, Brad Pitt.

When Penelope Cruz asks you, 'Have you been bad?' You. Say. Yes.