Every year Campari puts out an artistic calendar that manages to blow our minds in some form or fashion.
This coming year is no different as the gloriously gland-tingling Penelope Cruz models in red for the liquor brands 2013 calendar. It's kind of stylish and kind of artsy, but anything involving our be-lusted Spanish thespianic just has to be hot. While we'd love to see Penelope Cruz in her birthday suit just floating in a tub of Campari, this will certainly do. Enjoy.
Celebs who have posed like Marilyn Monroe. (HuffPo)
Hotties who have done the naked PETA thing. (FoxNews)
Penelope Cruz brings her sexiness to London. (GossipCenter)
Vanessa Hudgens in a short dress. (Celebuzz)
Jessica Chastain curvy and amazing. (Celebuzz)
Hate dumb chick flicks, but love me some Rachel McAdams. (LaineyGossip)
Rihanna tweets more pics of that swimsuit. (theFABlife)
2011 will undoubtedly go down as the Year of the Hot New MILF, with so many names on that list this annum, including our very favorite Spanish hottie, Penelope Cruz, already on her second film since her Spring baby, Venuto al Mondo.
On the film set, candid cameras caught the sextastic Iberian getting all kinds of teasy and playful in her film wardrobe, flashing some leg and her cheeky smile and just reminding us why we fell in lust with Penelope since she was a teen actress, so much so we sat through movies we could barely understand just to see her hot body. The international language really is hotness. Enjoy.
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History was made today when Mr. Skin, the purveyor of all things skinematic, revealed his first ever Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time, following an intense period of nomination, evaluation, and reader input (and thanks to numerous Egotastic! readers for casting your votes).
The results are in and the Top 10 Nude Celebs of All Time are:
For the entire list of the Top 100, not to mention their nekkid movie scenes therein, check out Mr. Skin Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time announcement. In fact, when you're there, try to check out the vast collection of 20,000 actresses and 200,000 pics and videos, for which I'd recommend the discounted annual pass, for slow, savory, visual inspection. Enjoy.
The main reason-for-being these days for Woody Allen, other than to be beloved in Europe where they are more flexible on the matters of banging your adopted daughter and such, is to put Penelope Cruz in little romantic comedies where she wears showy little outfits. This is a good thing.
Penelope Cruz is one of those rarified air sextastic celebs who has become even hotter after joining the ranks of MILFitude. Bigger up top, sexier everywhere else. A woman who bears a strong analogous resemblance to a piece of ripe fruit, such as might might find ever so tempting in your Garden of Ogle. Consider me ready to pluck. Enjoy.
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Will Penelope Cruz Be the Next Bond Girl? ‘Sources’ Say Yes
Yep. It has been reported by sources, so you know it's the absolute truth: Penelope Cruz will be the next Bond girl.
What does that even mean? You're all, 'But they don't officially have a director yet!' Yeah, even though everyone and their celebrity-focused grandma is sure that it will be Sam Mendes, nothing is official. So how is it that Cruz is even in the mix? Well, Yahoo News UK is reporting that the 40 year old actress is going over her Bond 24 papers right now. A 'source' 'close to the production' 'said':
If those sources are telling the truth, that would make Cruz the oldest Bond MILF ever. Given all we've (literally) seen of the Spanish actress, we have absolutely no problem with this, she is among the most MILFtastic of them all.
MUY MILFTATSICO: PENELOPE CRUZ HAS STILL GOT IT
OBVIOUSLY, RED IS PENELOPE CRUZ'S COLOR