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Penelope Cruz Red Hot for 2013 Campari Calendar

By Bill Swift | November 14, 2012 @ 12:30 pm

Penelope Cruz Looks Red Hot in the 2013 Campari Calendar

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Every year Campari puts out an artistic calendar that manages to blow our minds in some form or fashion.

This coming year is no different as the gloriously gland-tingling Penelope Cruz models in red for the liquor brands 2013 calendar. It's kind of stylish and kind of artsy, but anything involving our be-lusted Spanish thespianic just has to be hot. While we'd love to see Penelope Cruz in her birthday suit just floating in a tub of Campari, this will certainly do. Enjoy.

JESSICA ALBA RED HOT SHOOTING FOR CAMPARI

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Jessica Chastain is Curvy and Other Fine Things to Ogle

By Jon | January 18, 2012 @ 11:15 am

Minty Fresh

Jessica Chastain in all her curvy glory Read More »

Down Under

Vanessa Hudgens in a short dress in Australia Read More »

Hot in London

Penelope Cruz hits up The UK Read More »

Celebs who have posed like Marilyn Monroe. (HuffPo)

Hotties who have done the naked PETA thing. (FoxNews)

Penelope Cruz brings her sexiness to London. (GossipCenter)

Vanessa Hudgens in a short dress. (Celebuzz)

Jessica Chastain curvy and amazing. (Celebuzz)

Hate dumb chick flicks, but love me some Rachel McAdams. (LaineyGossip)

Rihanna tweets more pics of that swimsuit. (theFABlife)

Penelope Cruz Lifts Her Dress on the Set of Venuto al Mondo

By Jon | October 20, 2011 @ 10:18 am

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2011 will undoubtedly go down as the Year of the Hot New MILF, with so many names on that list this annum, including our very favorite Spanish hottie, Penelope Cruz, already on her second film since her Spring baby, Venuto al Mondo.

On the film set, candid cameras caught the sextastic Iberian getting all kinds of teasy and playful in her film wardrobe, flashing some leg and her cheeky smile and just reminding us why we fell in lust with Penelope since she was a teen actress, so much so we sat through movies we could barely understand just to see her hot body. The international language really is hotness. Enjoy.

REVEALED: Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time

By Bill Swift | August 17, 2011 @ 8:47 am

Mr. Skin Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time Revealed

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History was made today when Mr. Skin, the purveyor of all things skinematic, revealed his first ever Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time, following an intense period of nomination, evaluation, and reader input (and thanks to numerous Egotastic! readers for casting your votes).

The results are in and the Top 10 Nude Celebs of All Time are:

For the entire list of the Top 100, not to mention their nekkid movie scenes therein, check out Mr. Skin Top 100 Nude Celebs of All Time announcement. In fact, when you're there, try to check out the vast collection of 20,000 actresses and 200,000 pics and videos, for which I'd recommend the discounted annual pass, for slow, savory, visual inspection. Enjoy.

Penelope Cruz Gives Morning Woody on the Set of ‘Bop Decameron’

By Jon | July 12, 2011 @ 8:28 am

Penelope Cruz Inspires Woody on the Set of Bop Decameron

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The main reason-for-being these days for Woody Allen, other than to be beloved in Europe where they are more flexible on the matters of banging your adopted daughter and such, is to put Penelope Cruz in little romantic comedies where she wears showy little outfits. This is a good thing.

Penelope Cruz is one of those rarified air sextastic celebs who has become even hotter after joining the ranks of MILFitude. Bigger up top, sexier everywhere else. A woman who bears a strong analogous resemblance to a piece of ripe fruit, such as might might find ever so tempting in your Garden of Ogle. Consider me ready to pluck. Enjoy.

READER FINDS: More Michelle Hunziker Mother Daughter ‘Kini, Penelope Cruz Classic Topless, Julri Waters Canny Twitpic, Melissa Molinaro Hotness, Selena Gomez Jigglers, and Kari Byron Full Chested

By Jon | July 1, 2011 @ 12:30 am

Michelle Hunziker and Daughter, Aurora Ramazzotti, Play in Matching Pink Bikinis

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I have a feeling you people are not Internet virgins. The cornucopia of concupiscence you produce each week, it's stunning, so much so that we can barely tip the iceberg of sextastic indulgence offered up by our faithful readers. Nevertheless, choose we must, a sampling of Reader Finds this week including a pinktastic new set of Michelle Hunziker MILF and daughter bikini shots, Penelope Cruz two love bags from the vault, Hot Import Nights girl turned Playboy skintastic, Julri Waters, K. Kardashian lookalike and new Bush boot knocker, Melissa Molinaro,even more Selena Gomez animated hotness, and a big chested hello to Kari Byron. It's a big handful of hotness all the way around.

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Penelope Cruz MILFtastic in Madrid to Receive Honorary Star

By Jon | June 28, 2011 @ 9:28 am

Penelope Cruz Sexes Up the Street of Stars in Madrid

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Been loving and lusting the new Penelope Cruz post-baby MILFtastic body the past few months, so maternally sextastic. The people of Spain must agree because they decided to honor Penelope Cruz with a permanent marker on the 'Street of Stars' in Madrid, which could be seen as a knock0ff of the Hollywood Walk of Fame, but given how the HWOF is now passing out stars to junior level celebs with good fan draws, I wouldn't say it's got much to say about it.

Penelope Cruz deserves accolade, if not for her acting, then for her amazing boobtastic and a body that has given much pleasure to many cinematic oglers for a solid decade now. Congratulations to you, Penelope, you earned it. Enjoy.