Every year Campari puts out an artistic calendar that manages to blow our minds in some form or fashion.
This coming year is no different as the gloriously gland-tingling Penelope Cruz models in red for the liquor brands 2013 calendar. It's kind of stylish and kind of artsy, but anything involving our be-lusted Spanish thespianic just has to be hot. While we'd love to see Penelope Cruz in her birthday suit just floating in a tub of Campari, this will certainly do. Enjoy.
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Will Penelope Cruz Be the Next Bond Girl? ‘Sources’ Say Yes
Yep. It has been reported by sources, so you know it's the absolute truth: Penelope Cruz will be the next Bond girl.
What does that even mean? You're all, 'But they don't officially have a director yet!' Yeah, even though everyone and their celebrity-focused grandma is sure that it will be Sam Mendes, nothing is official. So how is it that Cruz is even in the mix? Well, Yahoo News UK is reporting that the 40 year old actress is going over her Bond 24 papers right now. A 'source' 'close to the production' 'said':
If those sources are telling the truth, that would make Cruz the oldest Bond MILF ever. Given all we've (literally) seen of the Spanish actress, we have absolutely no problem with this, she is among the most MILFtastic of them all.
MUY MILFTATSICO: PENELOPE CRUZ HAS STILL GOT IT
OBVIOUSLY, RED IS PENELOPE CRUZ'S COLOR