Hello, boobs. We really ought be polite when addressing our holy bits of goodness that give us so much pleasure and ask for so little in return. This week’s Boob Tube Roundup in particular focuses on a double heaping of the bare funbags on the small screen, where all the chesty reveals are happening in viewable media these days.
This week’s Boob Tube Roundup includes Karen Hassan taking an either punishing or passionate topless whipping in Vikings, depending on your interpretation, and Xena Avramidis and a few of her lovely lass friends baring all in the brothel for Game of Thrones. Oh, how the casting sessions for that show must be simply outstanding. Jealous am I. Oh, yes, Yoda. Undoubtedly. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: “Game Of Thrones” HBO/”Vikings” History Network
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Natalie Dormer seems to be on every single television show and in every movie these days. This is a good thing. The hottie with those crazy girlfriend eyes who I first fell for in the Tudors is everywhere these days, even lady’s magazines like Self showing off a little cleavage and that alluring semi-psycho look. That’s not a criticism. Guys fall for that knowing it’s going to end badly. But what can we do?
Natalie Dormer is one of those lovely lasses you simply can’t forget about when racing through the catalog in your mind of girls that inspire you to greatness, also private time chaffing. I’d sure love to see more of her in lad’s magazines baring her stellar body, but she does treat us to much brave exhibition in her screen work. She’s a gem. And sort of my hero. I hope she’ll eat kippers with me. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Self Magazine
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This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Natalie Dormer not nekkid in Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part One, but definitely wonderful topless in Game of Thrones Season Two, Jane Fonda topless and making the sexy in 70′s classic Coming Home, now out on Blu-Ray, and Eva Green extensively topless along with Juno Temple topless in Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, now also out on Blu-Ray. Oh, those celebrity funbags. So ripe and dripping with, um, ripeness. Check them all out. Enjoy.
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Natalie Dormer looks hot as F in Cosmo. (COED)
Eddie Murphy’s daughters Bria and Shayne Murphy are lingerie models. (TMZ)
FKA Twigs gives a sexy performance on Jimmy Fallon. (Huffington Post)
I’m getting tickets to see Emma Stone in a bustier in Cabaret. (Drunken Stepfather)
This is Maritza Veer and these are her funbags. (Hollywood Tuna)
Jamie Chung has got some serious legs. (Popoholic)
Jessica Chastain doesn’t like to wear bras. (The Superficial)
Natalie Dormer seems to be everywhere these days, save for the one place I actually imagine her being quite regularly. The Game of Thrones and The Tudors hottie has made her way onto the pages of Esquire magazine this month, in a flirty, teasy, and all around little lust inducing frisky photoshoot. Meow, Natalie.
She does have those bedroom eyes and those boudoir outfits. All Natalie needs now is to be wrapped in my Target comforter telling me how my broken heater has forced her to take refuge beneath my covers. You see, when I fail to pay my utility bills, it’s not because I’m broke, it’s because I’m planning ahead. Enjoy.
As the autumn leaves prepare to fall, there’s no time like the present to completely avoid Mother Nature’s bountiful visual show and opt into checking out tender blessed celebrity skin on the big or little screen, with an inclement forecast for such exhilarating scenes of flesh courtesy of our friends at Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.
This week’s MSM includes word of Natalie Dormer topless in Rush, as she has previously in The Tudors and Game of Thrones, Rebecca Hall topless on Parade’s End from the U.K., and classic throwback to the not so classic Rena Riffel topless throughout Showgirls 2.
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Anybody who saw The Tudors or watches Game of Thrones or just so happens to dig hot British girls with amazing bodies is already well into lust detail with thespianic Natalie Dormer. These lingerie pictures in Esquire magazine ought to just about seal any remaining doubts that Natalie has that unique kind of sextastic appeal that doesn’t just grow on trees.
Though the thought of Natalie in little silky nothings pressed up against a mighty oak by way of our loin-bursting passions is more than just a passing fancy. Enjoy.