Kim Kardashian To File for Halloween Divorce! Don’t Worry, the Wedding Checks Have Cleared

She comes on like a rose but everybody knows,

She'll get you in Dutch,

You can look but you better not touch.

According to our friends at TMZ, while Kim Kardashian was dressed up as Poison Ivy for a Halloween party over the weekend, her lawyers were working on filing for divorce from Kris Humphries to end their eternal 72-day lovefest. Well, we called this a couple weeks ago, but we did also think Kim Kardashian would make 120 days on her second marriage, just given the multi-million dollar checks written by People magazine and E! and the other media outlets for exclusive coverage of the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphrey 'most romantic wedding ever', not to mention the 'most romantic honeymoon ever', which was also made available for filming to the highest bidder. Of course, Kim is no novice in the filming of the making of the sexy tape department (check out KimK Superstar Video from our friends at Vivid). I guess the checks cleared earlier than expected.

Was it really just 72 days ago we produced our ode to the Kim and Kris wedding?

Check out TMZ for details on the separation and divorce filing today from Kim Kardashian.

If these two kids couldn't make it in this world, is there any hope for the rest of us?