Battle Danskin: Padma Lakshmi vs. Hilary Duff in A Fight Over Workout Sextastic

Now here's a fight I'd like to see proven out in the ring. I mean, assuming that ring were my bedroom and I got to be the water and towel boy for both opponents. Mmm, sweaty hot girl fights. Padma Lakshmi, who I lust like a lonely shepherd lusts his least resistant ewe, and Hilary Duff, who as Lizzie McGuire taught me so many valuable lessons about being a man, especially when the sound was on mute, both bedecked in their Danskin workout gear for an epic athletic clawing battle to the finish of who can look sexiest sweatiest. Wow. It almost makes me want to do a pushup or something crazy like that. Enjoy.