Doucheball

Another fake photoshoot for Heidi and Spencer. (Just Jared)

I think Paris Hilton is masturbating in public. (CollegeHumor)

Ashlee Simpson is now Ashlee Wentz. That sounds so wrong. (DListed)

Angelina Jolie is wearing a tent. (Pink is the New Blog)

Play the celebrity bikini guessing game. (PopSugar)

Fergie really can't sing. Thankfully she has a nice ass. (Popoholic)

Jude Law and Kimberly Stewart take gross make-outs to a whole new level. (Defamer)

When Mariah Carey calls, Nick Cannon comes home. (IDLYITW)

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a break from selling her movie to sell some perfume. (A Socialite's Life)

More Britney Spears bikini pictures. (CityRag)

Six kids isn't enough for Angelina Jolie. (Hollywood Rag)