Britney Spears Doing Handstands!

Britney Spears, who has had arguably the creepiest of instagram accounts since the start of the pandemic. There has been ongoing conspiracies around the instagram because the pictures being posted looked like they were all shot on the same day in some 1980s communist interment camp. The captions were wild and confusing rants that I hope she actually wrote because they were crazy. Or they were just posted by her team, because they'd never let Britney access social media, that's way over her capacity, plus it's easier to keep their storyline going about her being nutso and in need of a babysitter at 40 when they control the crazy being spewed!

I am all for the Free Britney movement, I think she's been a slave to her family, not that I am allowed to say slave, that word has been blacklisted, not that I can say blacklisted, that word has also been blacklisted, but you know what I mean!

She's a grown woman, she's made her own money and a lot of it, and she's an iconic legend in the pop culture of our lives. She's still a babe, she's still Britney, Bitch, and this is her handstands she posted on her ig story, because who freaking knows why, her feed is beyond nutty! I just know I like it!