Paris Hilton Barbie Swimsuit Show In Ibiza

Billionaire Barbie became completely non-ironic during her Ibiza suntanning and yacht hopping vacation when she donned a Barbie pink swimsuit, complete with her own moniker in outlined font. I think you call this self-actualization, but as with all activities in her life, Paris did it with a smile and solid show of her fine female form soaking in the good life.

Nobody quite delights in being Paris Hilton more than Paris Hilton. You'd be surprised how many people can't tolerate of life of pure leisure and self-indulgence. It's tougher than it seems. But Billionaire Barbie is set for any an all occasions. Pack your bag and don't forget your smile, or your swimsuits, bikinis, and oversized sunglasses. Paris has but one operating mode -- happy. I'll take some of what she ordered. Just kidding. My doctor says my heart can't take it. Well, played, Barbie. Enjoy.

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