Kim Kardashian (Or Her Clone) Pushes Up the Boobs to Be Belle of the Ball

I'm not exactly sure how Kim Kardashian gets from one gala event to another around the world in seemingly a matter of minutes, it's got to be some kind of transporter device that defies the laws of physics, or, more likely, as we've suspected, Kim has had some of the fat cells normally injected into her rear end saved off to the side for some type of cloning experiment. Could there be multiple versions of Kim Kardashian walking this planet? No need for immediate panic.

Nevertheless, Kim somehow made her way back from Dubai in a matter of minutes to become perfectly coiffed and cleavetastic for the Angel Ball in New York last night, where the currently highest sales earning Kardashian (and, hence, in line for the contest Cadillac) did what she does best -- smiled blankly and looked hot. I suppose that is a skill, obviously it's earned her millions (though at some point early in her career she did have to moan out loud as well). Whatever tricks of black magic these Kardashians are employing, well, it's working. Enjoy.