Tex Hollywood - May 4, 2020
Kate Beckinsale's latest news is that her perfect Quarantine Boyfriend is a 22 year old named Goody Grace. I had to google who he was because I am out of touch and it turns out he's a 22 year old from Winnepeg Manitoba in Canada, who moved to LA at 17, couch surfed for 2 years despite immigration laws, and is now the front man of some rock that is reminiscent of the early 2000s. Not necessarily in a good way!
We are all for success stories and clearly hooking up with Kate Beckinsale, if that is in fact what she means by Quarantine boyfriend, is probably his best work, not his song with Blink 182 .
I am sure Kate Beckinsale is doing her stretches to not break during Quarantine with a 22 year old who grew up in this era of internet porn. I mean she's fit, but if you ask any 45 year old if they feel as nimble as they did at 22, they'll likely say no. Shit starts to hurt!
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