Christine Martin Lingerie Pictures Are Loaded for Bear

Christie Martin, the former Miss Liverpool (and lucky bastard comedian Paddy McGuinness' girlfriend) looks mighty sexy in lingerie and little silky things for this Loaded magazine photoshoot; these pictures have me re-thinking my entire British invasion strategy. I think I'm going in with flowers and a few funny jokes next time I visit, I mean, rather than my Freddy Mercury striped pants and a mesh half-shirt with a henna 'God Save the Queen' tattoo on my stern. That merely brought the constables down upon my exposed bailiwick. I'd rather spend a night sipping room-temperature beer with the likes of the super hot Christine Martin, while we discuss world affairs and the state of her lowering knickers. Welcome to Egotastic!, Christine Martin. Welcome and enjoy.