Billionaire Barbie And Her Almost Wardrobe Malfunction Headline Red Cross Event

While I give credit to Billionaire Barbie for her charitable ways, real charity comes from the heart, the chestal area, and, in this case, I really could've used a full-on wardrobe malfunction as opposed to just a cleavetastic flash. Nevertheless, Billionaire Barbie was up to her finest looks at this weekend's Red Cross Red Tie fundraiser so I'm giving her the win for the evening, ahead of other red-dressed hotties that included Fergie (who I'm keeping on the hot list, but some concerns are being raised as the girl looks like she needs a vacation), girl next door, Bridget Marquardt, and Catriona McGinn, who is basically just the girlfriend of Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack Morris) but who keeps appearing on red carpets and Hollywood events and is pretty darn hot so I'd like you all to meet her. Enjoy.