Taylor Swift, Fergie, and Arielle Kebbel Highlight the Sextastic at the iHeart Radio Festival

Granted, the iHeart Radio Festival in Vegas each September might be the largest assemblage of pop music's more craptastic hot artists of the moment, but there's no denying that like all such similar events, the hot girls come out to be seen in show and on the red carpet. iHeart Radio is no small player, so when they put the hooks out to the publicity agents for top level talent, top level talent migrates to Sin City for the weekend. Hotties such as Taylor Swift, a mighty fine looking Fergie, Arielle Kebbel, Sophia Bush, and more show up to strut their finest and talk about all the crazy hot boy bands.

I may never understand teeny music with a fresh funky Casio beat. But I do know pretty girls. And they do tend to be around that same horrific music. So, suck it up like I do and talk about how Iggy Azalea music is really powerful if you want to either be popular with a niece or intend to date anybody under 30 who works in the food services or retail mall industries. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty, Lolo Jones Olympic Cheeks, and Sara Jean Underwood Hot Butt Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

It's Thursday and that can only mean one thing, well, two things if you count the fact that it's also the day I spend an hour staring sheepishly into the window of the pedicure place down the street watching random women's toes be painted. But the more important thing is the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, where we gather together the finest in the past week of hot celebrity meets ego meets cell phone cameras and find the best of the best in the world of the self-published pictures.

This week's Roundup includes some seriously hot bums on the part of Arianny Celeste, Sara Jean Underwood at E3, Olympic virgin hottie Lolo Jones, some benevolent cleavage from Jamie Lynn Spears, bikini pictures from the likes of Selena GomezAlicia Keys, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner, Fergie, and a ton more bits of self-picked hotness. Check it all out, I dare you. Enjoy.

Lindsay Lohan, Katy Perry, Paris Hilton, and Other Celebs Flock to the Coachella Music Festival

I guess there's two ways to look at it, if you're throwing a party in the Hollywood Hills, you've kind of made it when Lindsay Lohan and Billionaire Barbie stumble into your pad all kinds of wobbly and wasted, however, when you're throwing what you label as an indie rock concert, yeah, not so much on the credibility.

But, so they came, LiLo, Paris, Vanessa Hudgens, Nina Dobrev, Fergie, Jamie Chung, Katy Perry, Mischa Barton, and scores of other celebutantes, to the Coachella Music Festival, or, should we say, to the special select V.I.P. area of the concert cordoned off from the general riff-raff so that finer alcohol and better drugs could be served in the safety of a celebrity friendly environment.

The only thing missing from complete Coachella sell-out was Justin Bieber throwing down gang signs. But I'm sure if we look hard enough, that was going on somewhere. Enjoy.

Fergie Battles Kim Kardashian in Ultimate New Year’s Even Night Vegas Celebrity Pimpstress

You know that some girls like to party on New Year's Eve, and some girls like to get paid to party. Enter Fergie and Kim Kardashian.

Fergie has been looking a little better of late since taking a break from her whirlwind, eight million country tour over the past couple of years and she stepped up to the payday plate at the new 1Oak nightclub on the Vegas Strip. I'd party with her.

Kim Kardahian of course is turning over a new leaf in 2012 by going anywhere, at any time, to pimp the shizz out of stuff she doesn't believe in for the right price. Okay, so that's exactly like she was in 2011. But a money-hungry leopard doesn't change its dollar signs easily, so she was working her body for Tao Nightclub on NYE.

Still, we got a lot  of pimping, a lot of preening, and some good tight dresses and cleave, so, we all struck it rich in Vegas this New Year's in our own way. Enjoy.

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Angela Simmons Puts the Full-C-Cup in DMC. (Celebuzz)

Fergie knows hot to strut her fine bodily form. (Idolator)

Ali Larter makes you want to grab mama's butt and give 'er a squeeze. (Popoholic)

Remember when Adrianne Curry got kicked out of Comic-Con? (TheSuperficial)

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Selena Gomez leads list for GC's hottest celeb bikinis of the year. (GossipCenter)

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Alesssandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk: ‘Culo’ Book Unloads A Heaping Dose of Celebrity Asstastic

Alessandra que tiene el culo blanco.

Our absolute new favorite reading material this season is the asstastic 'Culo' book from photographer Raphael Mazzucco, featuring the beautiful backsides of celebrities from across the super hottie spectrum. Pure genius in print. We've flashed you excerpts before of fantastic junkside views of Nicole Scherzinger and Stacy Keibler, now add to that the sextastic likes of Alessandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Irina Shayk, Kate Upton, Christine Teigen, Lady Gaga, Leeann Tweeden, and Pamela Anderson. Truly a butt-book for the ages!
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Shakira, Britney Spears, and Fergie Highlight Sexy Veteran Diva Weekend (VIDEO)

Well, say what you will about the aging of the pop diva hotties, but Shakira remains for me the world's hottest midget, Britney Spears has made a comeback that may not be 100%, but certainly far more than most people thought possible when she launched the Femme Fatale tour in May, and, Fergie, while she definitely has been looking like her non-stop two-year world tour with the Black-Eyed Peas has taken its toll, she still stepped up big for the big time show in Central Park over the weekend. Check out the divas, pick your favorite, pick your second favorite, and your third, mash them all together in one backstage fantasy pass. Enjoy.

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