Is It Just Me, Or Is It NSFW In Here? ‘VirtuaDolls,’ Gaming’s VR Sex Machine

VR tech, you've probably noticed, is about to become a holy hell of a thing in gaming. What with Oculus Rift and PlayStation VR and such, we're looking at a brave, amazing new world; one we don't exactly understand just yet. It's like giving a Neanderthal a cell phone and watching them scratch their hairy asses in bewilderment. That's us right now. We are a-scratchin'.

Whether it's just an expensive gimmick or it's coming to stay, there's a lot of potential for VR gaming. We've already seen titles that'll let us climb Everest and swim with dinosaurs, but we're missing the obvious. The big draw. VR sex.

If you can't get yourself some real-life action with the real-life ladies, there are a number of shady alternatives we won't go into here. But this thing –THIS THING!—is probably the shadiest of all.

Would You Put Your Genitals Anywhere Near This Video Game Sex Machine, Kotaku asks. No, I darn tootin' effing wouldn't would be the answer there. Gentlemen, meet VirtuaDolls:

This thing looks more like a kind of futuristic torture device than anything you'd want to give some sweet, sweet loving to, but I'm not judging. I'm just glad it's got a soft grip and an ‘easy-clean system.' It's currently looking for backers on IndieGoGo, and I'm certainly not one of them. Hell no. Not even a little bit.