This One Time, At Band Camp, Master Chief… Became a Spoon

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chris-littlechild - July 31, 2015

You know the old joke: With the Internet, we can carry around just about the entire collected knowedge of the human race in a cell phone. We use this phenomenal resource to... watch cats play the piano and talk 140 characters worth of smack to strangers on Twitter.

That thar World Wide Web is a procrastinator's wet dream. With a few simple clicks, you can go from researching that paper to reading about the masturbation habits of captive chimpanzees or something. That's the thing about the Internet, it's as incredibly useful or scrote-shrivelingly stupid and useless as you make it.

What you have to do, then, is use your time online the right way. With your ol' buddies right here at Egotastic!, for one. Shameless plugs aside, you want to spend your time the nerdly scientist way, and dedicate your web browsery to the crucial issues of the day. Issues like, what would Sonic the Hedgehog look like if he was a spoon?

Yep, do not adjust your Ego. This is a real thing. I don't know why, or just where the hell Digitiser are going with this, but still. I don't think I've ever seen something as dumbass as If Video Game Characters Were Spoons online before, and we all know that that's really goddamn saying something.

Go take a look, if you really want to see Master Chief, Pikachu and Trevor Philips' spoon-lookalikes. And I think I speak for everyone when I say, who wouldn't?    

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