The UK’s Hottest Reality Stars Sharing One Super Busty Dinner

Well, well. It looks like dinner for some of the hottest women around town was a bust. But in a good way. Because who doesn’t love a bountiful dinner. These women look delicious. I’m concerned why there isn’t a food named after them. Alfredo was able to name fettucine. Mr. Stroganoff named his beef. I’d be up for a Chloe Goodman Melissa Reeves sandwich. I wonder where exactly these smoking hot women went to eat. I would have loved the opportunity to have been a waiter there. If only for that one night.

That settles it. I’m going to have to learn how to cook fancy meals if I want to get the attention of Charlotte Foxes of the world. I don’t have too many dishes in my repertoire. There’s cold bowl of cereal, hot sandwich a la microwave, and instant noodle soup. I’ll make sure to pick up a recipe book later on this evening. I should be able to feed hot lady after hot lady when I learn how to cook a hot meal. I won’t stop until Cally Jane Beech is at my dinner table telling me how wonderful my cooking is.

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