aldo-vallon - September 28, 2018
I am expending more brain power than I probably should trying to make sense of this woman’s moniker. If she is called The Booty Doctor does that mean she has a doctoral degree specializing in booties, like a proctologist? Or is she a doctor that happens to have a nice booty? That profession makes it hard to be known for your body. Scrubs and lab coats are not very flattering to the female form.
Regardless of this gal’s level of education, she certainly does have a butt worth appreciating. Maybe a community college would be willing to give her an honorary degree in booties so that it could become official. I would hate for her to be subject to any criminal proceedings for practicing as a doctor under false pretenses. I’m no lawyer, but there has got to be a couple states out there where that would be illegal.
Looking at myself in the mirror I am reminded that I am nowhere near the equivalent of being a booty doctor. I am more like a booty middle school graduate. That is the level where everybody acts like you accomplished something, when in reality they all just feel sorry for how far you still need to go.
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