Halsey Trashy Looking in a Bikini with Evan Peters

Halsey is in Australia with her boyfriend Evan Peters, who you may remember as the guy who was engaged to the much hotter and more interesting Emma Roberts.

When in Australia, you must do what the Australians do and avoid the BUSHfires by stripping down into a bikini and hitting the beach. Since Halsey is a poser loser who mooches off whatever she can to be relevant, she's doing what the Australians would do and is avoiding the BUSHfires and not being burned up in the Wildfires, even if that would be a good contribution to pop culture, but is ALSO in her bikini.

She has been around for a while, I never bought into her storyline of being some homeless drug addict. I have always just assumed she was like so many party girls who had access to the VIP room in her given town, allowing her to "connect" with the accessible DJs that are now dominating the music industry, and since DJs are typically nerds only doing it for the vag, are easily manipulated.

There have been a few iterations of the Halsey we see today, all pretty much sucking, but this one with the fake tits, the prison tats and some short haircut is the worst.

For some reason, people like her music and I guess others like their popstars looking like gutter strippers, which allows her to continue to exist and perpetuate the lie.

I'm on the fence with this one and on one side is an underserving a not very hot but annoying popstar who makes shitty music that gets a lot of radio play and that I can't stand hearing and on the other is a girl with her ass out in a bikini with a man she stole from another celebrity, which is better than not being in a bikini. Plus I don't listen to pop music so her real level of "annoying" is muted by my ability to mute her, so I can focus on what counts...fake tits in a bikini.

Overrated or not, she's got great ZODIAC mounting skills.