Oh, man, we are the first to say that women's and fashion stylish magazines aren't just for women anymore, and sometimes present the finest in the visual contributions of some of the most delicious celebrities on the planet. And, this is true. But the good folks at V magazine almost ruined a stunningly boobtastic pictorial of blonde bombshell Kate Upton by including some topless dude in almost all of her photos. We simply won't go there. It goes against our Mission Statement (at least, the one that exists in our minds somewhere from a few years and many many cocktails ago).
Nevertheless, there were two dude-less photos of Kate Upton from this month's V magazine pictorial that we just had to share with you. Because you love Kate Upton and you love her big bosomy funbags even more so. Yes, I know you. And, yes, you do. So check her out and if you want to check out the pictures of her with douchy arty topless dude, go ahead and Google the interwebs or whatever it is you crazy kids do these days. Enjoy.
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Miley Cyrus Hot Body Body of Work for V Magazine
Don't think Miley Cyrus hasn't been hitting Pilates and yoga and even cutting back to just a few smokes a day for no reason. She's built herself one very tight, taut little short person body in Tinsel Town that's undeniably toward the top of the charts. And even as a semi-spastic gravel voiced pop diva, she's going to be recognized for that body. She deserves that. And she is doing just that in the new edition of V magazine.
The results are really quite stellar. While the hair remains something of a post-latent teen rebel silly bit of business, there's no denying that I'm quite jealous of Miley touching her own fabulous litte funbags and showing off her legs and midriff and other stretches of hot celebrity skin. She's all grown up and looking good. I can not hate. I can only leer. Enjoy.
MILEY ALSO LOOKING SEXTASTIC IN THE NEW EDITION OF ELLE