V Magazine Posts:

Miley Cyrus Hot Body Body of Work for V Magazine

Don't think Miley Cyrus hasn't been hitting Pilates and yoga and even cutting back to just a few smokes a day for no reason. She's built herself one very tight, taut little short person body in Tinsel Town that's undeniably toward the top of the charts. And even as a semi-spastic gravel voiced pop diva, she's going to be recognized for that body. She deserves that. And she is doing just that in the new edition of V magazine.

The results are really quite stellar. While the hair remains something of a post-latent teen rebel silly bit of business, there's no denying that I'm quite jealous of Miley touching her own fabulous litte funbags and showing off her legs and midriff and other stretches of hot celebrity skin. She's all grown up and looking good. I can not hate. I can only leer. Enjoy.

Kate Upton Mega-Boobtastic in V-Magazine (Almost Ruined By Topless Dude in Photos)

Oh, man, we are the first to say that women's and fashion stylish magazines aren't just for women anymore, and sometimes present the finest in the visual contributions of some of the most delicious celebrities on the planet. And, this is true. But the good folks at V magazine almost ruined a stunningly boobtastic pictorial of blonde bombshell Kate Upton by including some topless dude in almost all of her photos. We simply won't go there. It goes against our Mission Statement (at least, the one that exists in our minds somewhere from a few years and many many cocktails ago).

Nevertheless, there were two dude-less photos of Kate Upton from this month's V magazine pictorial that we just had to share with you. Because you love Kate Upton and you love her big bosomy funbags even more so. Yes, I know you. And, yes, you do. So check her out and if you want to check out the pictures of her with douchy arty topless dude, go ahead and Google the interwebs or whatever it is you crazy kids do these days. Enjoy.

Kristen Stewart Still Angry, But Undeniably Hot in V Magazine

Kristen Stewart is a girl we'd love to dismiss. Between the angry-emo-rich-girl stank eyes, the fingers to the cameras, the angry rants about wanting to be left alone while seeking our public fame and fortune, not to mention letting her movie director clean the fur on her kunffle bunny and making Robert Pattinson cry into his goblet of chocolate milk, there's a lot of ways to mock Kristen Stewart.

And, yet, we can not deny she remains one fine looking celebrities. Featured in the current edition of V magazine, Kristen shows why we, let alone any man, puts up with her spoiled girl antics -- she's just downright sextastic when she turns on the feminine charms -- and there's little defense in life against this dark art. Let's face it, we are inclined to look the other way on many flaws of attractive women. Fair? No. Nature's way? Absolutely. No sense in fighting the tide. Enjoy.

Rihanna and Kate Moss Naughty Saucy Domination to Tingle Your Ticklish Spot

Thanks to what appears to be an advance preview of some wicked hot photos in V-magazine, we have a rather stunning look at some very naughty posing from our hottie pop diva, Rihanna, and a somewhat unlikely cohort in Kate Moss, the two of them barely clad and lying about on top of each other, or ordering each other on all fours, and just generally making a mess of things (well, technically, we're the ones making the mess, but it's their fault!)

This was a rather unexpected visual treat today. Those really are the best kind. Enjoy.

Celine Dion Gets Sexy (Yep, Sexy) for V Magazine

Your heart will go on and maybe your unmentionables will grow long for the first time in your life to thoughts and visuals of French-Cannuckian diva Celine Dion who shows a side of herself in V-Magazine we haven't see much before outside of our occasionally inexplicable naughty dreams where random folks like Celine Dion and the lady fishmonger at our local Vietnamese grocer suddenly appear in some bizarre getups and we prematurely soil ourselves.

But this one, this one is entirely explainable.  Celine looks pretty damn teasy good. Am I paying $130 to see her sing at Caesar's Palace? Yeah, no. But I am checking her out for free on Egotastic!, naturally. Enjoy.

Nicole Kidman Looks Like a Million Dollars of Sexy in V Magazine

One of these days, we're going to go through the process of showing off the great pictures of the former Mrs. Tom Cruises and just kind of wonder to ourselves if we see some sort of pattern. Like, super hot women with blessed tubes who frightened somebody for some reason.

Among those pictures will be Nicole Kidman in the latest edition of V Magazine wherein the statuesque Aussie looks like a a fortune's worth of hotness, in repose, standing, sitting, and flashing a shiny brilliance of hotness. I wish I could step into these photos and whisper some secrets to Nicole, like the plans I'd have for removing those orange bra and panties from her body. Every plan needs a step one. Enjoy.

Zahia Dehar Young, Hot, Boobtastic in V Magazine

You know we have a thing for Zahia Dehar, this young French former teen prostitute turned lingerie designer turned mini-obsession of our heart.

Featured in V magazine, Zahia brings her own unique sense of kitschy style, merges it with a big dash of the universally be-lusted hot blonde with big funbags, and creates some visual treats for all of those man-folk out there who just might happen to love hot, bodacious, twenty-year old young women. Any takers? Enjoy.

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