V Magazine

Kate Upton Goes Full Blonde Cleavetastic Bombshell for V-Magazine

Of course, this isn’t precisely how I would dress or photograph the deliciously robust Kate Upton if I ran the world, but these cleavy top outfits showing off her world class boobtastic certainly isn’t anything to sneeze at. Unless you were sneezing on account of Kate’s perfume as you motorboated yourself toward heaven.

Featured in the current edition of V magazine, Kate Upton shows she can go glamorous and stylish, without losing her underlying sextastic appeal. If anything, I just feel more compelled to discover the wonders that lie beneath. I’ve got my submariners hat on and I am so ready to dive you wouldn’t believe it. Kate, call me, I’m ready to explore. Enjoy.

Hmm, I Wonder If Cindy Crawford Is Still Ridiculously Hot at 47

You know I wouldn’t ask that question if the answer wasn’t in the affirmative. Cindy Crawford may be shot in black and white but I’m seeing nothing but colorful hotness in this V-magazine covered topless spread where Cindy is doing something extremely kind to at least one tree. Maybe it’s an environmental statement of some kind.

I must admit, I’m not a super fan of the theme of this shoot to dress Cindy in men’s clothing. I’d be fine with women’s clothing, finer with no clothing at all. But the chance to see the full sextastic powers of Cindy Crawford rise once more — just an epic, unexpected surprise. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr Touching Herself Amid Butterflies and Fertile Flowers (VIDEO)

Here’s the little film V magazine put together of their recent photoshoot with Miranda Kerr homaging 70′s Italian porn star Cicciolina. It’s, well, it’s very fecund in its imagery you might say. Not that you need much push toward reproductive thoughts when peeking at the freshly single Miranda Kerr doing her porn star thing in a short Italian ode to classic eroticism.

Just something about this video makes me very happy. Like, I’m where I belong. Well, at least, I can see a picture of the farm where I belong, along with Miranda in her blonde wig as we figure out a way to forget her lonely marriage. I’ve got ideas. Enjoy.







Irina Shayk Crazy Wicked Hot Wet and See-Through!

Wow and she-dazzle. Ridiculously hot Irina Shayk just got a little bit more passion inducing (who knew that was even possible) in her new Sebastian Faena photoshoot for V magazine. Talk about wet and see-through madness. Irina has the body built just for this kind of moist visual play, I can’t think of one finer.

I’m not prepared to call this picture set genius, but I am prepared to call it whenever it asks me to, on the minute or hour or however it commands me. Damn! Irina Shayk is just oozing sextastic out of each and every pore. I only wish these pictures were scratch and sniff. Enjoy.

Lady Gaga Topless Covering Her Lady Nest for V Magazine (Part Deux)

 
Lady Gaga Stretching Nekkid in V Magazine
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We saw the preview pictures a couple weeks ago of perhaps the world’s current most prolific body exposer, Lady Gaga. Now, a closer look, on the pages of V magazine at the first lady of flashing her ta-ta’s and almost giving away the entire goose.

Say what you will about Lady Gaga, from the good to the not so good, but you can’t take away her willingness to show off a ton of skin for the cameras. There aren’t many major celebrities exposing themselves thusly. Like, almost none. So, we golf clap. And leer, I mean, look at Lady Gaga raising her booted-leg. That is pretty damn impressive. Enjoy.

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Miranda Kerr Topless and Hot Damn Blonde Farm Girl Fantasy for V Magazine!

 
Miranda Kerr Topless in V Magazine #85 September 2013
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Whoa. I need a moment to catch my breath. Miranda Kerr homaging 70′s Italian porn star Cicciolina as a lingerie wearing farm girl flashing her beautiful breasts? It’s as if V-magazine drilled into my libido one even when I slept and stole my very precise fantasy. Damn. I need another moment.

I really don’t know how to express myself at this moment. It’s a combination of lust, confusion, seeing the Matterhorn at Disneyland for the first time, being extremely jealous of that dude who used to make those Pirate movies. A whirlwind of emotions, most of which are probably best left to private time musings. I’m just so very happy today. Enjoy.

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Lady Gaga Takes Her Clothes Off Once More for V Magazine

Here’s the thing about Lady Gaga. She likes to get nekkid. I mean, she really really likes to get nekkid. And, unlike my across the way always nekkid on his balcony neighbor Reamus the Male Muffin Top, Lady Gaga actually brings a rather shapely female form to the party.

Yes, there’s no denying it, whatever you might say about her look or talents, Lady Gaga keeps herself in nekkid-worthy condition. Which is a thing in itself. As is the bravado to constantly be taking off your clothes for the cameras. She may not be fully exposed in V magazine, but that’s really only because they probably made her cover up a few inches here and there. She’s been flashing her bare birthday suit form in venue after venue these past few months if not longer.

So, here’s to you Lady Gaga. Your name will never appear on my iTunes receipts, but I do acknowledge you’ve got some cajones (though no actual cajones as we’ve inspected your lady nest much in recent times.). Enjoy.