V Magazine Posts:

Jennifer Lopez Sweaty Hot Boxing for V Magazine Sports Issue

Oh, sure we tease Jennifer Lopez for her former marriage to that skinny dude with the bad stache, and now rebound fling with the backup dancer boy who she gave the keys to her Bentley, not to mention her lady nest, but when push comes to lust, the MILFtastic J-Lo can still deliver the knockout blow.

In the emerging Sports issues from the cutting edge V Magazine, Jenny from the Block cuts some sweaty pugilistic poses that are bound to stir up some confusing boxing fantasies for many a male (and our friendly female on female) admirers. Whether you dig this look on Jennifer or not, one thing is clear, true sextastic can not be kept down on the canvas. Enjoy.

P.S., Yeah, the leather protective crotch belt is freaking me out a bit too.

Stephanie Seymour Bare Chested and Scubatastic in V Magazine Sports Edition

 

Okay, granted, our friends at V Magazine used a liberal bit of the old airbrush on Stephanie Seymour, our dear lady of all things taboo mom related. Yes, the 40-something model MILF is ridiculously hot for her age, so smoking that we have already absolved her boys of any sin for partaking in the flesh of the mother, because this mother is so damn sextastic. Though, still, those abs look more like the work of Picasso, than Pilates, if you know what I'm saying.

Still, a chance to see this uber-hot MILF topless and sporting in rubber is just too much to pass up. It certainly has me re-issuing my request for adoption papers to the Seymour residence, where I someday hope to be moving in as the third son, the one with the extra grabby hands. Enjoy.

Catrin Claeson Topless Pictures Delightfully Danish in V Magazine

 

Have you ever had the privilege to browse the selection of superfine women on the streets of Copenhagen? It is truly a must experience for the well-rounded ogling resume. Not that all great cities of this world don't offer up a robust collection of visuals of the uniquely awesome fairer sex, but, well, check out the Dansk delights sometime up close and personal and you'll know what I mean.

Case in point, Catrin Claeson, a first division lingerie and swimsuit model from the Scandinavian lands who has seen fit to unclad her womanly wares on the pages of V magazine, revealing at least two delicious reasons why I would have stayed ashore when all the other boys in my Danish village were called to the sea to conquer lands far away lands. No offense, but, screw Greenland, I'm sticking by hearth and hot nipples with Catrin Claeson. Enjoy.

Anna Paquin Back and Topless In True Blood Season 4 (VIDEO)

 

Well, what a way to kick off a new season of the sexiest among 30 million vampire shows on television with Anna Paquin flashing a momentary, but stellar bit of toplessness for True Blood, kicking off its fourth season of immortal sensuality. I'm not a particular fan of these new new takes on the classic vampire mythology, mostly because there are way too many dudes with perfectly coiffed hair sporting cuff links, but I will definitely DVR-up for even 0.8 seconds of Anna Paquin bare boobtastic. That does not such. Enjoy.

CLICK TO SEE ANNA PAQUIN TOPLESS IN TRUE BLOOD

(By the way, we coincidentally saw these Anna Paquin artsy but hot photos from the new edition of V magazine and just had to share. A classic beauty, and even if this is a bit too high-falutin for our particular lowbrow tastes, still worthy of an artistic ogle.)

Former Underaged Call Girl to the Soccer Stars, Zahia Dehar Struts Her Stuff for V Magazine Spain

Well, she was just 17, if you know what I mean...

Apparently, French football star Franck Ribery didn't exactly know what it meant, or three of his soccer playing cohorts, when he was indicted for paying big bucks a couple years ago to hire out the intimate services of the precocious teen, Zahia Dehar, when she was not yet of the age of strumpet consent. Well, boys will be boys, and some men will hire girls, but the real winner in this sordid affair is the hot-looking Zahia Dehar, sort of taking a page out of the Traci Lords handbook, and going from under-aged sex scandal to acting and modeling gigs, including this quite amazing pictorial for V-magazine Spain, where the young French lady show why she might have been mistaken for somebody a few years older than it reads on her birth certificate. Not that that's an excuse I've ever used in court before. Still, it at least gives you an idea why Ribery was paying $3,000/night to watch the tele and play cards with her. Enjoy.

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