You know I happen to have a thing for pregnant ladies showing off their swelling MILFtastic. What can I say, I’m a big fan of womanhood at all stages. Yes, I know, you can mail my feminist awards to my mailbox at the Bowl and Brew. There’s just something about alluring ladies with the added miracle of creation of new life that swelters my internal thermometer. Also, of course, the added enticement of not having to worry about anybody getting knocked up by accident.
Christina Aguilera took it off, kind of all off minus the hand bra, for V magazine to show off her upcoming baby to be and her killer gestational curves. There might be a few tricks of the trade employed herein to improve certain features, but seeing Christina’s milkers to be and her bare all over skin is certainly something that tickles this preggo fetishists fancy. We probably won’t see Christina showing off again for another six months or more, so I’m absorbing this all slowly. You may absorb at your own pace. Enjoy.
It was just last Christmas when young Aussie model Bridget Malcolm got her big break as a bikini model for her debut with Victoria’s Secret. Now, we get to see her slender, but sextastic frame bared in a Mario Testino shoot for V Magazine. That’s some pretty heady stuff. Not to mention body stuff. And Bridget has that going on. Yes, she’s a slight framed hottie, but she’s young and a fashion model and nothing I can’t mitigate while I feed her hearty sandwiches all winter long as she accidentally remains trapped in my high mountain top cabin in the woods.
There’s nothing better really than when we get to meet a new sweetheart and bing, bang, boom, there are her bare funbags for impression directly into the forever libido. I’m a happy man today, a spring in my step, and a slight strain of the retinal cones. But in the service of a greater good. Bridget Malcolm, you are that greater good. Enjoy.
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Make what you will of this new spread in V magazine. Personally I’m going to print it out and make a cool sailor hat out of it, then everybody will ask me why I’m wearing a hat of Katy Perry as a cleavetastic dominatrix tugging Madonna in latex by hair and rope. I will not have a good answer.
However, this is one of those must see-spreads. I suggest you must see the full set of Katy Cocktease and Madonna being super S&M like on WWTDD. I guarantee these are images you will not soon if ever forget. Enjoy.
It’s summer time. Well, almost. Which means you can’t almost be wearing a bra. Not if you’re the stunning hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and your portraying one of my many mature themed dreams in the latest edition of V Magazine, just in time for the dog days.
Rosie has herself in various stages of barely covering her own ta-ta’s with a slight bit of wardrobe or hands. That’s just enough of a tease to get my internal temperatures sweltering with a well-positioned popsicle the only realistic option for relief. Rosie, what you do to us when you’re clothes start coming off. It’s fashionably hot. Enjoy.
I mean, these photos of Billionaire Barbie in various stages of coquettish tease are bound to get noticed, they’re in the latest edition of V magazine, though I’m still not sure how to interpret them.
I guess the trick with Paris is not to look for deeper meaning. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t herself. Just delight in her various balls and cars and other props as you admire her still rather admirable body. The one she takes with her to party around the world in her various Barbie roles and avocations. She has quite the life gig. Now you can see her nipples and panties and share in it just a bit more. Enjoy.
I’m probably as tired as the next guy, or girl, with all the Lea Michele triumph over tragedy stories of the past eight months. But I tire less easily over seeing our sextastic celebrities in racy Terry Richardson photoshoots. That lucky bastard got Lea Michele into about as risque a poses and wardrobes as you are likely to ever see her for V magazine, including some nice shots of her dancer legs, hips, and even a little bare booty, which is off the charts showy for Lea.
One motto I’ve learned to live by is take what you can get. Let the interminable groaners care for what they can’t have. With Lea Michele, I’ll take a little booty peek with a smile, thank you kindly. Enjoy.
Of course, this isn’t precisely how I would dress or photograph the deliciously robust Kate Upton if I ran the world, but these cleavy top outfits showing off her world class boobtastic certainly isn’t anything to sneeze at. Unless you were sneezing on account of Kate’s perfume as you motorboated yourself toward heaven.
Featured in the current edition of V magazine, Kate Upton shows she can go glamorous and stylish, without losing her underlying sextastic appeal. If anything, I just feel more compelled to discover the wonders that lie beneath. I’ve got my submariners hat on and I am so ready to dive you wouldn’t believe it. Kate, call me, I’m ready to explore. Enjoy.