Kate Upton Goes Full Blonde Cleavetastic Bombshell for V-Magazine

Of course, this isn't precisely how I would dress or photograph the deliciously robust Kate Upton if I ran the world, but these cleavy top outfits showing off her world class boobtastic certainly isn't anything to sneeze at. Unless you were sneezing on account of Kate's perfume as you motorboated yourself toward heaven.

Featured in the current edition of V magazine, Kate Upton shows she can go glamorous and stylish, without losing her underlying sextastic appeal. If anything, I just feel more compelled to discover the wonders that lie beneath. I've got my submariners hat on and I am so ready to dive you wouldn't believe it. Kate, call me, I'm ready to explore. Enjoy.