Honestly, there's a certain threshold of female sextastic in a film where I don't care what people think about the movie, I'm going to see it. Total Recall might be an awesome film, it might be a disappointment (won't know until tomorrow), but I know I'm going to watch it, because if nothing else, the pairing of supremely good looking Jessica Biel and MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale in the same cinematic venture, let alone kickboxing the shizz out of each other in the same scene, that trumps all.
At last night's premiere in L.A, both of these supremely hot women, the bread in the very naughty and baby-ol covered fantasy Egotastic! sandwich I've been dreaming of for years, dropped some red carpet heat outside of Grauman's Chinese Theater and caused at least 10,000 sci-fi fanboys to simultaneously fap themselves into erasing memories of who they really are. Which isn't a bad thing for most fanboys. Enjoy.
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How Will ‘Total Recall’ Rank Among the Best Phillip K. Dick Adaptations?
When Total Recall hits theaters tomorrow, it'll mark the tenth time a work by Phillip K. Dick has been adapted for the big screen. Without him, pop culture would be missing the Pre-Cogs, Roy Batty and of course, the woman with three breasts. Ranked as one of science fiction's giants along with Ray Bradbury, William Gibson and Arthur C. Clark, Dick's surpassed them all to become one of Hollywood's favorite authors to adapt. And since his death in 1982, his stories of big ideas, modern fears and jaw-dropping twists have been tackled by filmmakers both big and small.
This is the second time 'Total Recall' has been adapted and it surely won't be the last time we revisit one of Dick's already-filmed works for a new vision. Whether or not the new 'Recall' will be as memorable as its predecessor remains to be seen, but the trailer features quite the cat fight between Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale, so it's well on its way.
Check out the gallery to see how we ranked all of Phillip K. Dick's movies and check below a clip recreating our favorite scene from the original Total Recall.
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