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‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Spoilers Courtesy of Conan (VIDEO)

By Paul | May 17, 2013 @ 12:36 am
Conan's 'Star Trek Into Darkness' Spoilers

Chances are that you skipped out on work today to see Star Trek Into Darkness and now you're stuck in line with chatty fanboys and fangirls. If you've been good, you carefully avoided months of speculation about plot points, character arcs and everybody telling you, "Bro, it's Khan." Now you just have to get through the next few minutes without one of those nerds spilling all the Khan-y goodness for sure.

Like all of us, however, you've probably been sloppy or you have jerk friends who told everything that's going to happen, right down to the lens-flare.

Earlier this week, ubernerds came down hard on Conan O'Brien for being one of those spoiler-dropping jerk friends. His response? More (fake) spoiler-dropping. Check it.

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Nerd Alert! Code Red! Star Trek Starts Tonight! (VIDEO)

By Bill Swift | May 16, 2013 @ 12:09 pm
Opens Tonight in Geek-Filled Theaters Everywhere!

Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he's not the future Khan. It's all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.

We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won't let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton's baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.

Don't be the last nerd in the world to fulfill his destiny!

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Twins Katie and Kellie Cockrell: Four More Reasons to See ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’

By Paul | May 16, 2013 @ 9:54 am
These Ridiculously Hot Twins Will Be All Over Kirk

In all the hubbub over how The Batch is going to be playing Khan (seriously, it's probably Khan) and all that gawking we've done of Trek's primary hotties, Zoe Saldana and Alice Eve, we've forgotten about the other eye candy. OG Kirk tagged more space tail than any other Trek captain and New Kirk is already on the same path.

Last go around, we saw him bedding down some green chick. Rumor has it, this time he'll be taking a sexy set of twins to task. Those twins, played by double threat Katie Cockrell and Kellie Cockrell have been tragically overlooked by all but the most intrepid nerds.

Thanks to their interviews with Trek News and Nerd Reactor, we got some hints about their role:

Our characters are not human; we can say that. They are kind of organic characters that stem from the comic book series.

Not human: That's obvious. "Kind of Organic'. Are they the Newman's Own of Space Ass? Meh. Then it gets kinda weird. Kellie had this to say:

Well, without revealing too much there are people operating different parts of a prosthetic type of thing and we all had to take part and coordinate and make it look the same. So, just that process was really involved.

Ok. Now we want to know. What sexy alien prop needs more than one person to operate!? Our imaginations are starting to go off the rails here. Giant bewbage? Tentacles? Guess we'll find out tonight.

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‘Star Trek’ Spoilers: ‘Into Darkness’ Scene Leaked to the Web (VIDEO)

By Lenny | May 15, 2013 @ 4:18 pm
Cumberbatchy

Want to watch Benedict Cumberbatch shed a single tear? I hope so, because here's a clip where he does just that (retroactive spoiler alert).

In this "leaked" scene from Star Trek: Into Darkness, Cumberbatch's character (Khan) explains the motivation behind his evil deeds. Basically, he's really mad at Robocop (Peter Weller) for killing his crew. I imagine there were extenuating circumstances, but we'll have to wait and see.

I put "leaked" in quotes because the clip comes from Perez Hilton, so set phasers to bullshit. But whatever. You don't care how the sausage is really made, you just want the finished product.

Star Trek: Into Darkness hits Imax theaters today, and regular theaters on Friday.

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I Want To See Star Trek Into Darkness With Maria Menounos’ Booty

By Bill Swift | May 15, 2013 @ 10:50 am
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
Maria Menounos Booty at the 'Star Trek: Into Darkness' Hollywood Premiere
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There's no denying I'm super geeked to see Star Trek Into Darkness this Friday.

The only way to elevate that geeked-ness to levels beyond quantitative science would be to escort Maria Menounos and her just chillingly amazing booty to the movies. The derriere of the Greek goddess was on display last night at the Hollywood premiere of STID (not to be confused with the STDs Maria and I would passionately exchange later on in the evening). What a bottom this sextastic woman has.

It's always been there, it's always been great, but, of late, it's just churning out heat like a badonkadonk supernova. I want it. And I want to take it to the movies. I wonder if Maria would find it rude if I asked her to watch Star Trek next to me while sitting with her knees on the chair and facing backwards to the screen. You can't know for sure until you ask I guess. Enjoy.

THE MENOUNOS BUTT IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE
Maria Menounos Booty on Set of 'Extra' in LA
Maria Menounos Booty on Set of 'Extra' in LA
Maria Menounos Booty on Set of 'Extra' in LA
Maria Menounos Booty on Set of 'Extra' in LA
Maria Menounos Booty on Set of 'Extra' in LA
Maria Menounos Booty on Set of 'Extra' in LA
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Alice Eve Cleavetastic at ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Premiere in London

By Bill Swift | May 3, 2013 @ 10:54 am
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
Alice Eve Looks Stunning at Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
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Alice Eve Topless
The only thing better than low cut is no cut. Mmm, Alice. 53 Photos »

For a moment, I convinced myself that turning down an invitation to the London premiere of Star Trek Into Darkness would be survivable. After seing what I missed in the form of Alice Eve flashing all kinds of amazing cleavage and hotty hotness on the red carpet, I believe I'm going to cry.

Alas, I have forsaken an opportunity to firsthand view the spectacular funbags of the blonde thespianic who is going to linger long into the libidos of every young male who sees Star Trek in the next few weeks. Still, thank God for photos. Visual records of the mammarial majesty of Alice in her low cut dress. Just spectacular. Enjoy.

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James T. Kirk Is Going Rogue Yet Again In The ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Trailer (VIDEO)

By Lenny | April 16, 2013 @ 3:27 pm
Seriously, you're going rouge again?
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From the looks of the new Star Trek Into Darkness trailer, James T. Kirk is going rouge. Again? Jesus. I thought messing with the space-time continuum, killing his father, and altering his timeline would have made Kirk a little more humble. But apparently, it's nature not nurture when it comes to thumbing your nose at the higher-ups in Starfleet and stealing spaceships. Luckily for Kirk, brash outside-the-box loaners who buck authority and play by their own rules are known to excel within the strict command structure of a military organization, so he'll probably make admiral in no time.

Star Trek Into Darkness opens in IMAX theaters on May 15, and crappy normal theaters on May 17.

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