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‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Honest Trailer Says What We’re All Thinking

Dr. Thumbnail!

It wouldn't be Honest Trailers if they didn't say what we're all thinking. It's their job, after all. Well, they've finally gotten around to taking Star Trek Into Darkness to task.

Look, I strongly didn't dislike Star Trek Into Darkness, mainly because I was once an orphan owned by the studio. It's the truth. I owe them one or two bones here and there. In strongly not disliking the film, I couldn't help but vehemently hate a handful of plot holes, tidbits, and inconsistencies.

Thankfully, HT laid them all out and I don't have to harp on any of them. I can just tell you to watch the clip, which includes a good chunk of the How it Should Have Ended goodness.

Oh, and Alice Eve hanging out in her barley-mentionables again. Because, who doesn't want to see that over and over again?

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’: $71 Million of Box Office Win

Star Trek Into Darkness is already printing dollar bills and kicking ass.

Number crunchers and money nerds tell us that J.J. AbramsStar Trek Into Darkness made some $71 million through the three-day weekend and $84 million for the four and a half days that it has been open. Not bad for a rebooted franchise and basically a remixed and updated version of a movie from the early 80s. It's not doing as well as its first installment from 2009, which did $75 million in its first three-day weekend, but what sequel has ever outshined it's predecessor? (Ok, there are few, but not many) All of the secret and spoilers are out by now, but it's still well worth watching at least once - trust us.

Here's hoping all that cash doesn't go to Abrams' head, now that he's been given the keys to every beloved geek franchise. We want him humble and focused for when he gets to work on Star WarsVII...which should be soon, right J.J.?

‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ Spoilers Courtesy of Conan (VIDEO)

Conan's 'Star Trek Into Darkness' Spoilers

Chances are that you skipped out on work today to see Star Trek Into Darkness and now you're stuck in line with chatty fanboys and fangirls. If you've been good, you carefully avoided months of speculation about plot points, character arcs and everybody telling you, "Bro, it's Khan." Now you just have to get through the next few minutes without one of those nerds spilling all the Khan-y goodness for sure.

Like all of us, however, you've probably been sloppy or you have jerk friends who told everything that's going to happen, right down to the lens-flare.

Earlier this week, ubernerds came down hard on Conan O'Brien for being one of those spoiler-dropping jerk friends. His response? More (fake) spoiler-dropping. Check it.

Nerd Alert! Code Red! Star Trek Starts Tonight! (VIDEO)

Opens Tonight in Geek-Filled Theaters Everywhere!

Yes, it does. Star Trek Into Darkness is finally here. All your Klingon-Human sexual fantasies are about to be satisfied. Okay, maybe not those so much. But Kirk, Spock. McCoy, the bad guy pretending he's not the future Khan. It's all there. And it looks pretty damn amazing. So, yeah, I will be among the geek boys seeing this movie in the next 24 hours. Resistance is futile.

We had the privilege of snagging some interviews with J.J. Abrams and the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness in London this past week. Not really a privilege since the Brits won't let me onto their shores until I renounce my claim to being Kate Middleton's baby daddy. Still, we snuck somebody else in. Take a look at some very brief snippets from our journalistic endeavor. Then, hire a dog sitter for your embarrassing Chow and head off to see Star Trek.

Don't be the last nerd in the world to fulfill his destiny!

Twins Katie and Kellie Cockrell: Four More Reasons to See ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’

In all the hubbub over how The Batch is going to be playing Khan (seriously, it's probably Khan) and all that gawking we've done of Trek's primary hotties, Zoe Saldana and Alice Eve, we've forgotten about the other eye candy. OG Kirk tagged more space tail than any other Trek captain and New Kirk is already on the same path.

Last go around, we saw him bedding down some green chick. Rumor has it, this time he'll be taking a sexy set of twins to task. Those twins, played by double threat Katie Cockrell and Kellie Cockrell have been tragically overlooked by all but the most intrepid nerds.

Thanks to their interviews with Trek News and Nerd Reactor, we got some hints about their role:

Our characters are not human; we can say that. They are kind of organic characters that stem from the comic book series.

Not human: That's obvious. "Kind of Organic'. Are they the Newman's Own of Space Ass? Meh. Then it gets kinda weird. Kellie had this to say:

Well, without revealing too much there are people operating different parts of a prosthetic type of thing and we all had to take part and coordinate and make it look the same. So, just that process was really involved.

Ok. Now we want to know. What sexy alien prop needs more than one person to operate!? Our imaginations are starting to go off the rails here. Giant bewbage? Tentacles? Guess we'll find out tonight.

‘Star Trek’ Spoilers: ‘Into Darkness’ Scene Leaked to the Web (VIDEO)

Cumberbatchy

Want to watch Benedict Cumberbatch shed a single tear? I hope so, because here's a clip where he does just that (retroactive spoiler alert).

In this "leaked" scene from Star Trek: Into Darkness, Cumberbatch's character (Khan) explains the motivation behind his evil deeds. Basically, he's really mad at Robocop (Peter Weller) for killing his crew. I imagine there were extenuating circumstances, but we'll have to wait and see.

I put "leaked" in quotes because the clip comes from Perez Hilton, so set phasers to bullshit. But whatever. You don't care how the sausage is really made, you just want the finished product.

Star Trek: Into Darkness hits Imax theaters today, and regular theaters on Friday.

I Want To See Star Trek Into Darkness With Maria Menounos’ Booty

There's no denying I'm super geeked to see Star Trek Into Darkness this Friday.

The only way to elevate that geeked-ness to levels beyond quantitative science would be to escort Maria Menounos and her just chillingly amazing booty to the movies. The derriere of the Greek goddess was on display last night at the Hollywood premiere of STID (not to be confused with the STDs Maria and I would passionately exchange later on in the evening). What a bottom this sextastic woman has.

It's always been there, it's always been great, but, of late, it's just churning out heat like a badonkadonk supernova. I want it. And I want to take it to the movies. I wonder if Maria would find it rude if I asked her to watch Star Trek next to me while sitting with her knees on the chair and facing backwards to the screen. You can't know for sure until you ask I guess. Enjoy.