Oh, it’s already been a very busy Monday, one of the final of the summer season, but don’t think we’d forget our responsibility to the celebration of some curvaceous lady lady humps on a Mammarial Monday. In this case, the sweet sultry treats of Colombian model Melissa Giraldo in SoHo magazine laying across a bed that I could only hope and pray is my Ikea clearance sale futon so when I return home this evening I’ll find this crazy hot Sudamericana hottie betwixt my sheets, or, you know, my Star Wars classic comforter.
Sultry sextastic Latinas taking off their clothes for the cameras. How did we ever get so lucky? I chalk it up to clean living. Not my own, naturally, but somebody somewhere. Thank you, whoever you are. We needed a little, and a lot more, Melissa Giraldo in our lives. Enjoy.
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Just how clever are the folks at Soho magazine, purveyors of all things fine and female formed from down Colombia way? Well, in their latest bit of marketing genius they discovered it was their fourteenth anniversary and got four of the most sextastica models in Colombia in for a photoshoot to celebrate. I love a good ruse that involves women getting nekkid as much as the next man, so consider me a sucker for this kind of photographic ploy.
Say hello to Daisy Lopez, Danielle Ordonez, Monica Hernandez, Olivia Aristizábal, and Zsuzsanna Malomhegyi showing off their ridiculously hot bodies for this anniversary celebration. It’s certainly better than any anniversary party I’ve ever been to, well, maybe short of the time Mike’s House of Ladies gentleman’s club celebrated their fifth year after the big fire in my hometown. That was kind of nuts. But Soho’s virtual party is clearly a strong second. Enjoy.
(Special gracias to EgoReader ‘Alejo’ who loves Colombian women almost as much as me.)
When somebody tells you that something is so wrong, that’s when you know you’re onto something good. Our creatively prurient friends at SoHo magazine down Sudamericana way have come up with another truly inspired pictorial. This time, featuring Colombian actress Rita Bendek (who made an appearance in that craptastic Love in the Time of Cholera adaptation film a few years ago) and her daughter Camila Jones in a naughty teasy lingerie twosome. It’s just, well, it’s just simply so wrong it’s spectacular.
Now, there will be those of you who feel somewhat uncomfortable watching a mom and daughter embraced lovingly in but their skimpy bits of lingerie. To you I say, I am sorry for your loss. Enjoy.
As much as we adore smoking hot Colombian women is just a little bit more than we admire the brain trust at SoHo magazine down Sudamericana way who keep coming up with ingenious ways to reveal their nation’s finest looking ladies in more creative visual displays.
In their most recent nutty incarnation, they’ve obtained the sextastic services of super hottie Catalina Londono to re-imagine movies such as E.T., the Shining, American Beauty, and, well, you really really must take a look. As amusing as it is, also something of a reminder of how much better American cinema could be with the addition of some full frontal goodness. Enjoy.
I’m not sure exactly how creative meetings go at Soho magazine, but the boys down Sudamericana way love their themes, today being politics, err, the partisan divide in their own nation of Colombia, not unlike our own, meaning, totally boring, without the addition of nekkid hot women that is. So, they did.
Martha Medina, a sultry model from down Colombia way and a contestant on their edition of Next Top Model, gets all into her Left (above) and Right (below) separate photoshoots, reflecting that stereotypes of both sides of the aisle can be hot if the debate is left entirely to which side shows the better booty and boobtastic. I abhor most everything to do with politic, but this could be the tipping point. Martha is much hotter than Lincoln. Enjoy.
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You know nobody loves a good cosplay more than I. You start getting into fairytales, start throwing in Colombina hottie models like Natalia Paris (even though she seems to be crazy), and I am more than sold. I am oversold.
Shot for our friends at Soho magazine, Natalia Paris is living out a legendary tale of one hot blonde with two ugly stepsisters who keep her around to cook and clean and be their slave. I guess that’s wrong to do, although I am imagining being Natalia’s master right about now and finding it feels kind of right. Bad, yes, but good bad, very good bad. Enjoy.
I’m not sure if this idea is genius, or just genius, but our friends at SoHo magazine down Sudamericana way decided to pair up Colombian hottie celebrities like Andrea Guzman and then find hot women with the same exact name and shoot them both together without much clothes on. Okay, I’m going to say genius. Truly any concept that involves sextastic women and flashing their hot lady junk, it’s a winner.
This is the same magazine that recently got mothers and daughters together for a shoot, so they’ve got some serious canoodling going on in their creative department. Consider me a big fan. Enjoy.
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