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Diana Mesa Topless Blonde Perfection in SoHo

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I hesitate to call anyone the perfect woman. I mean, I completely would and quite often when trying to win their affection by any means necessary in their presence, but just between you and I, our sacred gentleman ogler bond, I hate to use any superlatives. Sextastic is in the eye of the luster. Having said that, if you were to be stranded for ten years on a desert island with but one woman to gawk, leer, and make many babies with, you could do entirely far worse than Colombian en fuego model Diana Mesa.

Featured quite topless in this month’s SoHo magazine, Diana shows the simple power of the outrageously alluring woman in nothing but her tiny pair of panties. It’s a simple, but infinite power truly. Im sure there’s some better way in Spanish of saying, I must have or I will die, but that pretty much sums up my feelings. Diana, we need to so much more of you, pronto. That’s English and Spanish, a precursor to how own bodies will one day unite as one in the language of love. I’m going to start taking multivitamins just to be ready. Enjoy.

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Natalia Paris Topless Sextastic Booty Call in Front of the Eiffel Tower

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Natalia Paris topless in Paris? Um yeah. Another idea so simply faptastic yet dangerously alluring that it just had to come from the groovy minded folks at SoHo in Colombia who took this hot, naughty, and downright dangerous model Natalia Paris and took her to Paris to show off without many clothes. Why didn’t I think of this? Okay, I did, but Natalia returned all my letters unread, including the one containing the candy valentine hearts. I did eat those, they shouldn’t go to waste.

The form girlfriend of many a bad-ass warlord and such, Natalia shows that she’s still got plenty of tools to make men do battle, or in the least, lots of really thoughtless things. Her booty alone in front of the Eiffel Tower has to be considered one of the combined wonders of the modern world. There is a reason that damn thing remains erect after 150 years. Women such as Natalia Paris flashing their brilliant T’s and even more alluring A’s to its skeletal structure. These are the days I wish I were a very wealthy Frenchman. Or just the wealthy part. Enjoy.

You may remember how we first met Natalia Paris, by way of the world’s luckiest teddy bear. Oh, to be stuffed like this:

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Unpublished Topless Erika Moreno Photos From Soho, Simply Huggable

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I don’t know about you, but I fell deeply into cavernous levels of lust with Argentinean model Erika Moreno when we first caught sight of her unclothed alluring sights last month. So imagine my overt glee when previously unpublished photos from the same shoot suddenly appeared like a Christmas morning perfectly wrapped gift. Well, wrapped with stellar boobtastic and one massive amount of tingles. So, better than a toy train.

The brunette hottie has the wonderful blessings to not only be able to feel up her own sweet melons, but expose their perfection for the rest of the leering world to get a little something something as well. I could live to be a thousand and never grow weary of sweet Latina’s flashing their ridiculously hot teats. In fact, that might actually be the recipe for living to a thousand. I’ll let you know how it goes. Enjoy.

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Colombian Model Hottie Isabella Obregon Topless In Just Shoes (I Know, Just Shoes!)

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Solo shoes. I accept that as an acceptable level of wardrobe for sweet sultry Latina model Isabella Obregon posing for the skin loving good folks at Soho magazine down Colombiana way. This very basic model set, including boots only, certainly brings out the best and the boobtastic in Isabella, who can carry a photoshoot with just the tools the Good Lord lent her.

As I make my plans for my next road trip down the Pan-American highway, don’t think I’m not circling on the map the location of all the finest ladies in South America. If I can’t be personally turned down or slapped or beat up by at least 100 of Sudamericana’s hottest women’s brothers, I will not consider it a successful trip. Isabella Obregon, expect a knock on your door. I come in peace. Please tell your brother to hit me in the gut, my face is my livelihood. Enjoy.

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Hot Colombian Models in Mesh? Could That Really Be a Thing?

Soho Magazine Best of Women in Mesh
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There are many reasons to be unreasonably fond of our friends at SoHo magazine down Colombiana way. First, crazy hot Latina model photoshoots. That alone would be enough to call them amigos. But then you add in the fact they come up with the prurient pictorial concepts of a randy teenage boy, and, well, they’re pushing into best friend territory.

The good men and women at SoHo thought, why not put together our very los mas sextasticos photos of hot Colombian models they’ve shot wearing see-through mesh. To which I thought, holy moley I can’t believe there are other people on this same planet who think the same as me. You’ve really got to see this. It’s memorable and will put you in the spirit of giving. Just make sure to lay down the plastic sheets before you give. Enjoy.

Barbara de Regil Lingerie Shoot for Soho Magazine, Super En Fuego Latina Thespianics

I couldn’t possibly get enough of sultry hot Mexican actresses taking off their clothes, or most all of their clothes, for outrageous alluring shoots as this look at Barbara de Regil in her white panties and bras for Soho Magazine Mexico. Now, you may not keep your satellite dish trained South of the border as I do for all the hot raven-haired beauties in film and television, but then you can count on me to bring you the best of those smoking hot Latinas. Like Barbara who makes me want to watch eleven more movies I can barely understand just to see her swishing her sextastic lady form in barely there clothing.

One day, I really must perfect my Spanish language skills and woo many hot young drama queens of Mexico and points South. It’s sort of my destiny I suppose, I mean, once I conclude my destiny of watching every single NFL Sunday Ticket game without missing a play on any. I’m like Hercules, I need more than just one great challenge. But when the time comes, Barbra, trust me, I shall be at your doorstep singing canciones on my mandolin and holding up at least seven possible shades of nail polish to do your toes. I know, there’s no way she says no. Enjoy.

Colombian Nekkid Hot Models With Colombian Soccer Player Greats? Yep, It’s a Thing

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With all the hullabaloo around the World Cup and all the hotties partaking in the exhibition scene therein, we really almost missed out on the motif crazy folks at Soho magazine who put together soccer player greats from Colombia with current day wicked hot models from their home country as well for a splendid display of athleticism and hot female bums and funbags. Now, that’s a motif.

The World Cup itself became a big battleground for hot girls from around the world to show off their own talents in Brazil in hopes of being discovered as the next big super-sextastic fan. I’m not sure all of them were actually sporting fans, but who cared. Soccer really does bring out the lovely looking ladies and their showy tops. That alone makes 0-0 games worth watching. Enjoy.

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