Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Bella Hadid Barely Covered, Bella Thorne Cleavy Nurse, And Kendall Jenner Sweet Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I don’t care how I prepare myself each week for the rummaging, review, and all around tiptoe through the tulips of the loveliest morass of social media pics from our favorite sextastic celebrities, I’m still continually blown away that these hot famous girls are giving so much away. Not that I don’t admire their mitzvah minded views on sharing hot body shots, I guess I’m just worried that someday the spigot might get turned off. I suppose I’d be a glass is half full kind of guy if I stopped emptying the glass so often. I do get parched.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne looking hella hot as a busty nurse, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadidi bikini rafting, Gigi’s younger sister Bella Hadid barely covering her barely legal yum yums, Beyonce with oiled down cleavage, Elsa Hosk covered only by bits of sand, and so much more. You owe it to mom who pretend she loved your gift this past Sunday to check out each and every one of these stunning social media shared celebrity skin photos. Enjoy.

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Chrissy Teigen, Nina Agdal, Rita Ora, Arianny Celeste All Teasing Ta-Ta’s in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The level of self-published sextastic celebrity skin is rising exponentially. I’m not really even sure what that means as I pretty much fell asleep in school after first grade, but it sounds like something big. Which it is. The boobtastic is baring at epic rates with the hottest girls in town competing with each other to be the most showy. Who could have ever imagined such a wonderful turn of social events just ten years ago? I mean, I did, but I was certain it was just wild fantasy. The hot girls are coming to us!

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Chrissy Teigen teasing in just a towel, Rita Ora teasing in much less, Emily Ratajkowski flashing deep cleavage, Arianny Celeste racktastic faptastic, Nina Agdal holding her own sunburned twins, and much much more. You owe it to the Gods of Asgard and the nerds who can name them all to check out each and every one of these super fine social media shares. You will walk away a better man. Enjoy.

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Bar Refaeli Pantsless, FKA Twigs Nekkid in a Tub, and Kendall Jenner In Her Undies Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite moments of the week, checking out the multitude of hotness delivered direct from the girls themselves. They’re seeking attention. We are desperate to give them attention. They take their clothes off. We smile. They smile back. Too much smiling. It’s time for leering. This works out ever so well.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the perfectly sextastic likes of FKA Twigs nekkid in her tub, Kendall Jenner showing off her Calvins, Kelly Brook covered only in flowers, Bar Refaeli missing her pants, Ana Braga hot arm bra, Anastasia Ashley booty and so much much more. You owe it to the first and the last player to be drafted today into the NFL to check out each and every one of these wicked hot pics. Like you have better things to do? No, sir. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez In A Towel, Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top, Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Reveal Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, hot mamas with cameras and a penchant for self-promotion, how I respect the shizz out of you. Our leading lovely ladies of social media who devote time in their day to snap crazy hot skin baring shots of themselves for the benefit of both fandom and ego. You do make the world go around just a little bit more smoothly, you know, with curves smoothly.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Miley Cyrus in just pasties, Kylie Jenner pants down bikini reveal, Hailee Steinfeld selfie shooting her bikini boobtastic, Selena Gomez in just a towel, Diana Falzone lounging hotness, Black Chyna showing off her planetary booty, and much much more. You owe it to the mimes who just can’t seem to ever get out of those imaginary boxes to check out every one of these twenty-eight smoking hot self-published sextastic candids. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner Bikini, Alessandra Ambrosio Hat Only, Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

If you were worried somehow this week all the hot ladies left social media and decided to cover up their bodies in the name of modesty and humility, nah, that didn’t happen. Maybe next week. I hope not. These past seven days provided another stellar sampling of sextastic celebrities baring their wares for the love of all things attention. Selfies are only horrible when they don’t involve beautiful women. That’s pretty much true of any and every potentially annoying social habit. Ever seen a super model pick her nose? It’s hot.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kylie Jenner bikini styling, Emily Ratajkowski arm-bra over her nice knockers, Alessandra Ambrosio wearing just a hat, Kim Kardashian flashing her upstairs flesh bombs, Hilary Duff shooting her own cleavage, Carly Lauren delicious falling out funbags, and much more. You owe it to the kids like me who never got to live out their dreams of being race car drivers on Mars to check out each and every one of these peep spectacular shared social media pics. Enjoy.

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Amber Rose Naked on the Beach, Coco Austin Bare Glute-a-Mania, Kylie Jenner Bikini Bosom Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup


Amber Rose is pretty much in a category of her own this week on social media. Really the past several weeks were she seems to be working out a lot of angst and romantic competitions by way of baring as much of her body as possible without being disbarred. She rather topped herself this week with barely covered full nudes at the beach. Not even a thong visible deep in the curvaceous tunnels known as Roseville. Job well done, Amber. Whatever it is your seeking to accomplish, may you never quite find it. This is simply too good.

Joining Amber in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week are Kylie Jenner blossoming in a bikini, Coco Austin with impossible amounts of bare oiled down skin, Sara Sampaio barely covered funbags, Nicki Minaj asstastic up, Kelly Brook workout cleavetastic, and much much more. You owe it to the Gods of Spring Break to check out each and every one of these crazy hot social media sextastic skin shares. They are individually sound, as a set, they are explosive. Enjoy.

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Amanda Cerny, Gisele Bundchen, Jaime King And Emily Didonato Topless Covered in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

No sextastic celebrity can resist the allure of self-published social media hottie pics. It’s simply just too powerful a temptation. Even Iggy Azalea who I believe quit social media several weeks ago is back with a new photo. It’s the biggest game in town and girls with big egos are simply not going to miss it. Thankfully so.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a series of beautiful women barely covered including Amanda Cerny, Gisele Bundchen, Emily Didonato, and Jaime King, not to mention a noteworthy appearance from Kylie Jenner racktastic and Anastasia Ashley asstastic. It’s quite a thing. Chock full of goodies that won’t rot your teeth, just the happy parts of your mind. You owe it to your March Madness bracket which is about to become scrap paper to check out each and every one of these passion inducing personal uploads. Enjoy.

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