Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Posts:

Bella Thorne Bikinis, Adrianne Curry Booty, Selena Gomez Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Don't think Celebrity Funbag Hacker Gate has done one single iota of damage to the constant, increasingly large flow of self-published selfies hotness emanating from our finest exhibitionist celebrities. If anything, it's only increased the competition by way of pointing out that everybody and their mother, literally, are taking sexy photos of themselves if they've got the goods to flaunt. Even the good girls are being bad on camera, even if they don't share on social media like most do these days.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Adrianne Curry flashing her bare booty in a thong, Selena Gomez bikini vacation fun time photos, Bella Thorne teen bikini showoff, Nina Agdal bikini biking hottie, Aubrey O'Day laying on her large yams, Ashley Tisdale white bikini hotness, Ariana Grande schoolgirl selfie, Beyonce perhaps slightly shopped bikini candids, and much much more. You owe it to the right thinkers who opened up the very first Dunkin Donuts in Los Angeles to check out each and every one of these sizzling hot social media candids. So much self-shared goodness. Enjoy.

Zendaya Bikini Hotness, Jen Selter Bikini Booty Perfection, Ariana Grande Trying On Clothes Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You might think that the big wave of celebrity angst following Funbag Leak Gate might have quelled the tide of self-distributed social media candids. Nay, my friend. Nay. Even many of those involved in Funbag Leak Gate have redoubled their efforts in the exposing of their sextastic hot bodies under their own terms. Not so much different than their leaked photos, except for a small bit of nip covering at times.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ariana Grande trying on some short dresses, Lucy Hale hot in a bikini, Rihanna casual sextastic, Zendaya modeling a very grown up bikini, Kendall Jenner showing her softer side in bed, Paris Hilton bikini party time, Emily Ratajkowski flashing serious cleave, Jen Selter divine wet thumper, Kim Kardashian inflated ta's, and much much more. You owe it to the demons of your Week One pick 'em league to check out each and every one of these shared social media candids. Enjoy.

Rihanna Bikini Sideboob, Kendall Jenner Sextastic Long Legs, Ireland Baldwin Sucking a Popsicle Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Here's an interesting dichotomy. Half of Tinsel Town is lamenting the release of revealing hacked cell phone pictures while the other half are publishing revealing cell phone pictures to social media outlets. It's not really half vs. half as many of them are the very same celebrities. I understand there's a big difference between having your sextastic photos stolen and shared versus you deciding to share them. I'm not a three-digit IQ, but I am super super close. Still, I bet my childhood priest would've promptly announced that both sets of provocatively posing women were going to Hell, along with me naturally. I can only hope Hell doesn't allow any clothing. That would be epic.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Bar Refeali in multiple POV bikini selfies, McKayla Maroney showing off cleavage, Jen Selter and her sweet lady humps, Rihanna bikini sideboob spectacular, Kendall Jenner long lovely legs, Alexa Vega bikini bottom scoping, Ireland Baldwin popsicle sucking, Joanna Krupa hot bikini goodness, and much much more. You owe it to the generous gods who bring us NFL football each year after Labor Day to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media shares. Try not to injure yourself, but if you do, do not apply adhesive strips. Just a suggestion. Enjoy.

Genevieve Morton Taped Ta-Ta’s, Arianny Celeste Bikini Cleave, Kelly Brook Covered Nekkid Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits just keep on coming. Especially during VMA and Emmy week, but really any time, the flow of hot selfies and sextastic social candids just keeps on escalating to the point that outlets like Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram are almost worth having around, you know, despite their soul sucking and society ruining foundations. I can give them a pass on destroying so much good in this world, for the good sweet visuals they provide from many of our most favorite celebrities.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini beauties, Genevieve Morton and her barely covered sweet teats, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner seductress poses, Kelly Brook covered only partially by a curtain, Rihanna hot bikini pic, Aubrey O'Day in multiple two piece showoffs, Anastasia Ashley surfer thumper, and much much more. You owe it to Miley's unfortunate unemployed male model friend who won't leave L.A. to check out each and every one of these passion inducing social media candids. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Bikini Booty, Jen Selter Worked Out Booty, Laura Cremaschi Perfect Balcony Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, man, how do I love a good arse. I consider it Mother Nature's way of saying to guys, 'You're welcome'. While it may be considered somewhat ungentlemanly to leer toward the non-face side of any woman, the experience ogler knows how to handle such gazing situations with discretion and aplomb. Don't bother checking out the plumbs if you're not skilled with aplomb. I always say that, starting now.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of backside benevolence including Kim Kardashian showing off her suntanning bare bottom, Laura Cremaschi and her perfection of a thong booty, Jen Selter and the perfectly lunged thumper, Bella Thorne showing off teen bikini backside, Aubrey O'Day with an extraordinary slice of twin can nice, Coco Austin with a major league badonkadonka, and so very much more. You owe it to guys named Glenn, the ancient keepers of all things asstastic, to check out each and every one of this week's hottest social media shares. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Big Ta’s Bikini Top, Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie Show, and Sofia Vergara Wicked Hot Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, boy oh boy. The Internet just keeps getting better. With every increase in phishing and spam and craptastic that loads up the digital landscape, I try to remind myself on the positive side how we are living in a wonderful era of sextastic self promotion. Who knew there'd ever be a day when some of the hottest celebrities in the world would be regularly sharing photos of their bodies half naked for sheer show-off value? I dreamed it, and now it's actually come true. It truly is a blessed social-technical phenomenon.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the divine Emily Ratajkowski looking sultry in lingerie, Sofia Vergara and her veteran crazy hot body in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin showing off her ample bosom, Jen Selter and Michelle Lewin throwing down in beachy booty competition, Ashley Sky in smoking sextastic lingerie poses, Lucy Pinder and her stellar chesty goodness, Lindsay Lohan sideboob, and so much more. You owe it to the most giving gods who return NFL football to us each August to check out each and every one of these ridiculously enticing social media candids. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Booties, Jen Selter Crazy Hot Bikini Body, Rosa Acosta Divine Thumper Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I'm not so super at math, but I know we're somewhere right near the dead middle of summer. And the middle of summer means bikinis, bikinis here and there, bikinis everywhere. If you're a sextastic celebrity, you've spent many hours sweating at the gym, on the bike, and on various machines of athletic torture just to look  your best this time of year in your ever-ready bikini. And this is our time to make sure we capture the very best of them. It's sort of like my mandated community service, naturally unrelated to any peeping activity.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jen Selter and one outstanding bikini body, Rosa Acosta flashing her faptastic bikini thumper, Alessandra Ambrosio and friends showing off suntanning thong booty, Coco Austin in various states of deep cleavage, Nicki Minaj in her bikini promo pics, Genevieve Morton swimsuit perfection, Rose McGowan perfectly hot legs, and so much more. You owe it to the bikini goddesses of summer to check out each and every one of these solar sextastic bikini and breathtaking body revealing social media pics. Enjoy.