Well hello there, social media landscape filled with the visual wonderments published by the audience loving sextastic celebrities themselves. My how you’ve grown, in just the past few weeks and months. More skin, more photos, more delicious selfies and candids of the women who make a good chunk of their living by being super hot. There’s nothing wrong with that, especially when they love to share.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Kim Kardashian flashing cleavage in her new fur bikini, Emily Ratajkowski not wearing any clothes in a tiny outdoor tub, Adrianne Curry flexing her bare backside for the selfie, Kelly Brook chesty workouts, Anna Kournikova in a return to bikini candids, Selena Gomez boudoir posing, and much much more. You own it to your deflated balls to psi each and every one of these truly hot social media shares into your libido. Enjoy.
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Girls working out. Girls suntanning. Girls hanging out in skimpy outfits. It’s all here in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup. Just when you thought it was safe to pull up the plastic sheeting, nay, resist, resist. The lovely ladies with the mighty fine bodies and the super egos are working their social media magic to make you lust them even more. It works just like that. A social contract nobody signed up for, but we all abide by. Hotties show off, oglers watch. Surrender now.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Selena Gomez all kinds of fine, Lady Gaga and her new yoga body, Sasha Cohen bikini yoga fun time, Kelly Brook bikini booty, Bella Thorne workout booty, Izabel Goulart bikini hotness, and much much more. You owe it to Al Gore for inventing this Internet thing in the first place to check out each and every one of these amazing social media shares. They form a healthy part of a balanced diet. Enjoy.
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The lovely ladies of Celebrityville have hardly stopped publishing photos of their own hotness for the Holidays, some of them redoubling their efforts to go out on top of 2014 as social media darlings. I’ve got more than enough presents for all of these show-off girls with their ever ready camera set to stunning mode. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. If you’ve really got it, flaunt it, snap it, and share it on Twitter or Instagram. I think somebody famous will say that someday.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include the stellar hot Arianny Celeste bikini thong time in winter, Miley Cyrus covering her nips with pasties alone, Nicki Minaj bathing in milk just because, Kaili Thorne sweltering in lingerie, Jessica Simpson showing off toned gams, Stella Hudgens flashing younger sister cleavage, Coco Austin showing off her large lady chest, Ashley Benson sitting just like an perfect hottie, and much much more. You owe it to Blitzen, the forgotten reindeer, to check out each and every one of these social media shared skintastic bits. You can thank me later. Enjoy.
And the sextastic hits just keep on coming. By way of social media where Tinsel Town’s hottest and brightest looking continue to ply their ego-fulfillment trade by way of posting hot candid photos of themselves to Twitter and Instagram and the like. It’s the modern equivalent of free lunch for the rest of us, though perhaps a little less free for the company paying us to work while we peruses the steamy selfies and amateurs instead. Ah, go on, they won’t mind.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste with bikini booty perfection, Emily Ratajkowski in several cleavage revealing numbers, Shay Mitchell super sextastic and showy, Jen Selter and her epic taut bikini curves, Selena Gomez flashing her chestal goodness, Kendall Jenner in just her Calvins, Nicki Minaj proudly peacocking her funbags, and much more. You owe it to Cousin Stan’s kids who will once more be getting half-thoughtless Christmas gifts from your checklist to check out each and every one of these revealing skintastic social media self-published treats. Seriously, you can shop better than this. Enjoy.
Oh, what a post holiday week for the self publishing of sextastic celebrity selfies and friend shot candids. Whatever time these lovely ladies aren’t spending on Christmas shopping personally, they are making up for with bikini shots, down tops, cleavy goodness, and asstastic show off pieces that are absolutely so much better than sweaters and new socks. Though I do love sucks, I don’t necessarily want to spent a weekend locked in a remote mountainous cabin with them playing survival through body friction.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne in bikini and cleavy top, Jen Selter flashing her world class mighty thumper, Kylie Jenner sharing her chesty gifts, Emily Ratajkowski topless from behind, Arianny Celeste wicked hot and down her top, Sarah Hyland bikini goodness, and so much much more. You owe it to the ghost of Christmas fruitcakes past to personal ogle each and every one of these smoking hot social media candids. Santa’s still making his list. You’d better check these twice. Enjoy.
Every week I try to bring to you thirty or so of my favorite social media pictures of the week, published by the sextastic celebrities themselves. Every week I think to myself, man, what if they all suddenly get real jobs or hobbies and stop taking photos of themselves half-nekkid? This is the kind of fear I live with so you don’t have to. I’m kind of a celebrity skin martyr. Fortunately, my bikini is half empty mentality has never come to pass. The bikinis are definitely more than half full this week, along with the poetic bodily passion inducements of some of the more prodigious personal photo posters in all of Tinsel Town.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ireland Baldwin in some snug little bikini bottoms, Bella Thorne showing off her own bikini form, Miranda Kerr ever super hot bodied, Christina Milian poking and proud, Katy Perry bikini and cleavy looks, Nicki Minaj flashing lingerie clad curves, and much much more. You owe it to those who won’t be coming home from Walmart on Black Friday to check out each and every one of these sweet sextastic self-candids and turn that frown upside down. Enjoy
Oh, what a tangle web we weave when first we set about to show off our wicked hot bodies on social media candids. Well, posed candids for the most part. And that tangled web is welcome to sticky me into submission any time it likes. Just when I have nightmares that the hot babes in babeland might suddenly turn off the hot picture sharing spigot, nope, it fires that much harder. Must be all the pressure. I can totally relate.
This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the lovely and un-photo-touched Beyonce showing off her MILtastic form, Arianny Celeste with some deep deep cleavage, Hayden Panettiere exhibiting preggo minxy bikini fashions, Courtney Stodden pimping the cans in the red, white and blue, Lea Michele posing in a bustier, Pia Mia Perez flashing her teen booty, Elisabetta Canalis bikini time beach fun, and much much more. You owe it to the good men and women who make the best beverage known to mankind — beer — to check out each and every one of these mindblowing bits of social media goodness. Enjoy.