Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Selena Gomez In A Towel, Hailee Steinfeld Bikini Top, Kylie Jenner in a Bikini Reveal Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, hot mamas with cameras and a penchant for self-promotion, how I respect the shizz out of you. Our leading lovely ladies of social media who devote time in their day to snap crazy hot skin baring shots of themselves for the benefit of both fandom and ego. You do make the world go around just a little bit more smoothly, you know, with curves smoothly.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Miley Cyrus in just pasties, Kylie Jenner pants down bikini reveal, Hailee Steinfeld selfie shooting her bikini boobtastic, Selena Gomez in just a towel, Diana Falzone lounging hotness, Black Chyna showing off her planetary booty, and much much more. You owe it to the mimes who just can’t seem to ever get out of those imaginary boxes to check out every one of these twenty-eight smoking hot self-published sextastic candids. Enjoy.

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Kylie Jenner Bikini, Alessandra Ambrosio Hat Only, Emily Ratajkowski Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

If you were worried somehow this week all the hot ladies left social media and decided to cover up their bodies in the name of modesty and humility, nah, that didn’t happen. Maybe next week. I hope not. These past seven days provided another stellar sampling of sextastic celebrities baring their wares for the love of all things attention. Selfies are only horrible when they don’t involve beautiful women. That’s pretty much true of any and every potentially annoying social habit. Ever seen a super model pick her nose? It’s hot.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Kylie Jenner bikini styling, Emily Ratajkowski arm-bra over her nice knockers, Alessandra Ambrosio wearing just a hat, Kim Kardashian flashing her upstairs flesh bombs, Hilary Duff shooting her own cleavage, Carly Lauren delicious falling out funbags, and much more. You owe it to the kids like me who never got to live out their dreams of being race car drivers on Mars to check out each and every one of these peep spectacular shared social media pics. Enjoy.

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Amber Rose Naked on the Beach, Coco Austin Bare Glute-a-Mania, Kylie Jenner Bikini Bosom Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup


Amber Rose is pretty much in a category of her own this week on social media. Really the past several weeks were she seems to be working out a lot of angst and romantic competitions by way of baring as much of her body as possible without being disbarred. She rather topped herself this week with barely covered full nudes at the beach. Not even a thong visible deep in the curvaceous tunnels known as Roseville. Job well done, Amber. Whatever it is your seeking to accomplish, may you never quite find it. This is simply too good.

Joining Amber in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup this week are Kylie Jenner blossoming in a bikini, Coco Austin with impossible amounts of bare oiled down skin, Sara Sampaio barely covered funbags, Nicki Minaj asstastic up, Kelly Brook workout cleavetastic, and much much more. You owe it to the Gods of Spring Break to check out each and every one of these crazy hot social media sextastic skin shares. They are individually sound, as a set, they are explosive. Enjoy.

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Amanda Cerny, Gisele Bundchen, Jaime King And Emily Didonato Topless Covered in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

No sextastic celebrity can resist the allure of self-published social media hottie pics. It’s simply just too powerful a temptation. Even Iggy Azalea who I believe quit social media several weeks ago is back with a new photo. It’s the biggest game in town and girls with big egos are simply not going to miss it. Thankfully so.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a series of beautiful women barely covered including Amanda Cerny, Gisele Bundchen, Emily Didonato, and Jaime King, not to mention a noteworthy appearance from Kylie Jenner racktastic and Anastasia Ashley asstastic. It’s quite a thing. Chock full of goodies that won’t rot your teeth, just the happy parts of your mind. You owe it to your March Madness bracket which is about to become scrap paper to check out each and every one of these passion inducing personal uploads. Enjoy.

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Jessica Burciaga Side Boob, Ashely Tisdale Bikini Top, and Stella Hudgens Killer Booty Headline the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The more parents warn their children not to post their pictures on social media, well, the absolutely skyrockets in flight better it’s going to get. Silly parents. Don’t you realize how uncool you are by your very job description. Young hot celebrities, don’t trust anybody over 30, save for your Uncle Bill. I will never steer you wrong. Right now, I want to steer your toward even more showy social media candids. Not that you need much prodding. This just keeps getting better and better.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the likes of Ashley Tisdale in a bikini top, Stella Hudgens, Vanessa’s little sister, showing off her stellar late teen thumper, Katherine Heigl in a red bikini, Carmen Electra in a killer bikini, Jessica Burciaga showing so much sideboob I want to weep, and much more. You owe it to that girl who knows nothing about basketball who is still going to beat you in the office March Madness bracket pool to check out each and every one of these many social media self-published goodies. You will thank me later. Hopefully, with shiny beads. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Tantalizing, Mayra Veronica Grammy Hottie, Chloe Moretz Bikini Fun Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Okay, so maybe Chloe Moretz doesn’t look super thrilled to be in a bikini on social media. I’m still super thrilled to see her in a bikini. Isn’t that truly what’s important? I know the answer.

Joining Chloe in this week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup, the inimitably hot and showy Kate Upton teasing the hell out of the world, Cubana sensation Mayra Veronica all kinds of Grammy hot, Chrissy Teigen barely covered her bazoongas, Kylie Jenner bcleavy low cut tank top, Chelsea Pereira hot booty in a thong, and many many more. You owe it to the girl who is going to be evaluating your Valentine’s worthiness this weekend to check out each and every one of these red hot social media shares. They posted them, they really want you to see. Enjoy.

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Miley Cyrus Pastied Topless, Britney Spears Lingerie Doll, Tallulah Willis Lean Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

My little social media darlings have been quite busy this past week, like hot elves with selfie-machines capturing all their best preens and poses and chesty goodness in various stages of reveal to be sure they don’t lose a day of relevancy in the eyes of their gentleman ogling fans. Quite the thing really. If it hadn’t been invented, we’d have to invent it ourselves.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup features Britney Spears in her own lingerie line looking mighty fine, Tallulah Willis slim and sleek in a bikini peek, Miley Cyrus with some post-pasties covering her ta’s, Lady Gaga doing Pilates in her panties, Crystal Hefner in lacy bra close up, and much much more. You owe it to the play not called in the Super Bowl to check out each and every one of these luscious self-promoting ladies of the skin baring variety. Enjoy.

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