Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Posts:

Genevieve Morton Taped Ta-Ta’s, Arianny Celeste Bikini Cleave, Kelly Brook Covered Nekkid Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits just keep on coming. Especially during VMA and Emmy week, but really any time, the flow of hot selfies and sextastic social candids just keeps on escalating to the point that outlets like Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram are almost worth having around, you know, despite their soul sucking and society ruining foundations. I can give them a pass on destroying so much good in this world, for the good sweet visuals they provide from many of our most favorite celebrities.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste bikini beauties, Genevieve Morton and her barely covered sweet teats, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner seductress poses, Kelly Brook covered only partially by a curtain, Rihanna hot bikini pic, Aubrey O'Day in multiple two piece showoffs, Anastasia Ashley surfer thumper, and much much more. You owe it to Miley's unfortunate unemployed male model friend who won't leave L.A. to check out each and every one of these passion inducing social media candids. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Bikini Booty, Jen Selter Worked Out Booty, Laura Cremaschi Perfect Balcony Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, man, how do I love a good arse. I consider it Mother Nature's way of saying to guys, 'You're welcome'. While it may be considered somewhat ungentlemanly to leer toward the non-face side of any woman, the experience ogler knows how to handle such gazing situations with discretion and aplomb. Don't bother checking out the plumbs if you're not skilled with aplomb. I always say that, starting now.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of backside benevolence including Kim Kardashian showing off her suntanning bare bottom, Laura Cremaschi and her perfection of a thong booty, Jen Selter and the perfectly lunged thumper, Bella Thorne showing off teen bikini backside, Aubrey O'Day with an extraordinary slice of twin can nice, Coco Austin with a major league badonkadonka, and so very much more. You owe it to guys named Glenn, the ancient keepers of all things asstastic, to check out each and every one of this week's hottest social media shares. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Big Ta’s Bikini Top, Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie Show, and Sofia Vergara Wicked Hot Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, boy oh boy. The Internet just keeps getting better. With every increase in phishing and spam and craptastic that loads up the digital landscape, I try to remind myself on the positive side how we are living in a wonderful era of sextastic self promotion. Who knew there'd ever be a day when some of the hottest celebrities in the world would be regularly sharing photos of their bodies half naked for sheer show-off value? I dreamed it, and now it's actually come true. It truly is a blessed social-technical phenomenon.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes the divine Emily Ratajkowski looking sultry in lingerie, Sofia Vergara and her veteran crazy hot body in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin showing off her ample bosom, Jen Selter and Michelle Lewin throwing down in beachy booty competition, Ashley Sky in smoking sextastic lingerie poses, Lucy Pinder and her stellar chesty goodness, Lindsay Lohan sideboob, and so much more. You owe it to the most giving gods who return NFL football to us each August to check out each and every one of these ridiculously enticing social media candids. Enjoy.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Booties, Jen Selter Crazy Hot Bikini Body, Rosa Acosta Divine Thumper Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I'm not so super at math, but I know we're somewhere right near the dead middle of summer. And the middle of summer means bikinis, bikinis here and there, bikinis everywhere. If you're a sextastic celebrity, you've spent many hours sweating at the gym, on the bike, and on various machines of athletic torture just to look  your best this time of year in your ever-ready bikini. And this is our time to make sure we capture the very best of them. It's sort of like my mandated community service, naturally unrelated to any peeping activity.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Jen Selter and one outstanding bikini body, Rosa Acosta flashing her faptastic bikini thumper, Alessandra Ambrosio and friends showing off suntanning thong booty, Coco Austin in various states of deep cleavage, Nicki Minaj in her bikini promo pics, Genevieve Morton swimsuit perfection, Rose McGowan perfectly hot legs, and so much more. You owe it to the bikini goddesses of summer to check out each and every one of these solar sextastic bikini and breathtaking body revealing social media pics. Enjoy.

Jessica Lowndes Bikini Booty Hotness, Lady Gaga Flashing Bare Parts, Lea Michele Bikini Sextastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As celebrities are getting a little more frisky with the social media moderators not catching all the nekkid bits, expect a bit more from the celebrity showgirls in terms of getting away with things that would make Zuckerberg throw his strawberry milk into the fire in anger. It's definitely going to happen at some point as competition heats up to get the most eyeballs among selfies. What was once a novelty is now a fierce battle, with we, the gentleman oglers, the only certain winners.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Lady Gaga breaking many rules flashing nip and possibly lady nest in the mirror, Lea Michele sharing her hot bikini body from her vacation, Selena Gomez doing much the same in her bikini, Arianny Celeste going ring girl sextastic in her two piece, Elizabeth Gillies wicked hot, Irina Shayk bikini cleavy showoff, Jessica Lowndes and her friend Ashley Buckelew flashing crazy hot bikini asstastic at Arrowhead, and much much more. You owe it to the Apollo astronauts who pretended to land on that pretend light in the sky we all think is a moon forty-five years ago to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media candids. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Boobtastic, Ava Sambora Bikini Exhibition, Coco Austin Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Holy let the good times roll. The sextastic celebrities have kicked their sharing of thyselves and hot-thigh-selves into super high summer gear with the ladies young and not so young showing off their hot bodied assets. Every time somebody bitches about the malaise and degeneration of society thanks to social media, I need only direct them to the multitude of skintastic bikini and other revealing celebrity photos that in the old days we had to climb a fence, wait a year, and then get super lucky to capture. Now it's right at our finger tips. As with everything in life, with the good comes the bad. This is definitely the good.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne bikini underwater views, Coco Austin barely covering her own ta-ta's, Emily Ratajkowski flashing her epic bikini cleave, Jen Selter and her even more epic booty, Jessica Simpson showing off her new summer figure, Maria Menounos bikini faptastic, Pia Mia Perez shooting down her top, and much much more. You owe it to the ghosts of 0-0 World Cup matches to check out each and every one of these en fuego social media celebrity candid shares. You will not be disappointed. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Nipple Slip, Bella Thorne Bikini, McKayla Maroney Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Heidi Ho. That was the nickname of the girl I so desperately wanted to date in high school. I got Saxophone Susan instead. Sort of the same, though Susan only blew her own instrument. The point is, you don't always get what you want in life. Until each Thursday when you come here and get a heaping hearty dose of the hottest pictures celebrities are pimping of themselves on social media. You want that. You need that. And today you shall have it for the relatively bargain price of zero dollars and zero cents. I know, I should be President.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is headed up, chested up, and all around made awesome by Selena Gomez nipple slip in an Instagram pic she can no longer erase, McKayla Maroney bikini top hotness, Bella Thorne making her own bid for summer bikini trophies, the amazing keester of Anastasia Ashley, Emmy Awesome in a bikini, Miley Cyrus covered topless, Sophie Monk down her blouse, and so much more. Don't be annoying like LeBron and simply choose right here, right now, to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media candids. You love them, or your money back. I done guarantee. Enjoy.