Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Posts:

Rihanna Booty, Candice Swanepoel Bikini, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Lingerie Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As summer time begins rolling into the Northern Hemisphere, I'd expect even more and more wonderfully skin-revealing self-portraits to arrive from our favorite ego-mad celebrities. It's a seasonal thing, though to be clear, our lust runs all year long. As does the need of our attention loving ladies to feed their need for exhibition. A glorious partnership between The Haves and the Have to Sees.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Draya Michele in a tiny bikini, Candice Swanepoel in a tinier bikini and even less, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley flashing her lingerie, Jennette McCurdy showing off behind the scenes, Rihanna highlighting her hot tight booty in short shorts, and much much more. You owe it to the good men and women cleaning fecal matter out of public pools before Memorial Day to check out each and every one of these self-published photos. Enjoy.

Bar Refaeli Covered Nekkid, Kendall Jenner Cleavy, and Aubrey O’Day Even Cleavier Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Another week and another dollop of self-published goodness from the sweet looking women who roam the hallways of Hollywood, Inc. From head to toe these egomaniacal hotties are transmitting sextastic photos of themselves onto the world wide web for your viewing pleasure. So, um, thanks.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner showing off, Gisele Bundchen yoga posing, Aubrey O'Day reinventing her bosom, Coco working the stripper pole, Candice Swanepoel in a bikini, Bar Rafeali in an even smaller bikini, and so much much more. You owe it to your still lingering Cinco De Mayo hangover to check out each and every one of these salacious bits of wonderment. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner Bikini Naughty, SueLyn Medeiros Asstastic, and Ashley Sky Bikini Hotness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I find myself saying over and over these days what a great week it was in celebrity self-published hottie pics. I think it's just that every week reveals another bevy of selfies that are just becoming more and more common among the good looking set. It's one of the greatest cultural phenomenons of our time and something as a child I never could have imagined. Though, to be clear, all I did as a child was imagine mostly nekkid women.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Coco being butt-not-shy, Kendall Jenner showing off in her bikini, Lily Cole in a little see-through action, Jessica Alba picturing her cleavy self at the Met gala, Jessica Green showing off a perfect bum, and much much more. You owe it to Tony Stark and his $600 million rake this past week to view each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

Kendall Jenner, Ashley Benson, Irina Shayk, Paulina Gretzky All in Bikinis for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Summer is officially here. No, not according to the dates on my nineteen different sizzling hot and politically incorrect wall calendars, but according to the slew of bikini photos the self-publishing set of celebrities are kicking out now. It's tremendous and we couldn't be happier for them, their egos, and our eyeballs.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kendall Jenner showing off her bikini bottom from Greece, Ashley Benson sweet bikini shot, Irina Shayk with an incomparable bikini bottom, Jo Jo Levesque stretching her legs, Paulina Gretzky flashing bikini bottom, Vanessa Hudgens and Stella Hudgens showing off, and much much more. You owe it to the May flowers to shower some attention on each and every one of these hot selfies. Enjoy.

Sophie Turner Boston Strong Butt, Nina Dobrev Upskirt, and Rihanna Covered Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

What a wonderful week of sextastic celebrity self-pics. Not so much in quantity, but in the skin reveals of some of our true favorites. But we'd like to honor a specific standout in curvaceous wooty model Sophie Turner, who not only flashed one killer bottom, but did so with the Boston Strong rallying cry in support of the bombing victims of the Boston Marathon terror attack. That's hot and classy and we salute that booty.

Joining Sophie in the circle of must-ogle this week in the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ireland Baldwin bikini show off, Rihanna covered topless and in bikinis, Candice Swanepoel bikini bottom heaven, Nina Dobrev in a perty panties upskirt, and much more. You owe it to the inevitable lousy N.Y. Jets draft selection today to view each and every one of these self-published celebrity pictures. Enjoy.

The Eastwood Sisters at Coachella, Ashley Sky Hot Bikini, and Ariana Grande Hot Body Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As Winter turns to Spring and the weather gets warmer, the quite skin-filled self published pictures of our favorite sextastic celebrities get warmer and warmer too. It's almost full-on bikini season and we're edging toward it with quite the skin show among the famous gals who simply want to be famous around the clock, everyday, posting photos of themselves on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Such a lovely phenomenon.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Stella Hudgens naughty tongue, Ashley Sky in a few throwback showoff swimsuits, Francesca Eastwood and Morgan Eastwood in bikinis at Coachella, Kendall Jenner in yet another bikini self-show, Sara Jean Underwood not to be denied her own two-piece exhibition, Lucy Collett snarfing down a sausage, and much more. You owe it to that girl in high school you never got to second base with but not for lack of trying to check out each and every one of these glorious self-published peeks. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Body Suit, Danni Minogue Busty Bikini, and Ireland Baldwin Doggy Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Just on an immediate note: the Victoria Justice body suit photo remains somewhat 'unconfirmed' as to authenticity. It surely looks kind of sort of real, but its origins are still a tad bit under investigation, so don't cry me a river if you find out in a week that you've been spending quality time alone with this photo and it turns out to be somewhat doctored. That being said, on with the show...

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Danni Minogue looking busty bikini hot, Rihanna being teasy, Ireland Baldwin flashing her newly professional bikini model body, Jessica Alba in a bikini with friends, Emily Osment in an oddly filtered bikini pic, and much much more. You owe it to the hot mole above Cindy Crawford's lip that you've wanted to lick for years now to check out each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

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