Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Posts:

Miley Cyrus Butt Bends, Sasha Cohen Bikini Hotness, and Sarah Hyland Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, what a week to have eyeballs. Blessed be. For that you can gaze upon the Hollywood hotties snapping hot photos of themselves and their friends in various states of half-dressed repose. I suppose some will cite the rapid rise of women revealing themselves on social media channels as a sign of the forthcoming downfall of society. I mostly like to just think of it as completely and totally awesome. To each their own.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ariana Grande fashion showoff, Sasha Cohen bikini cartwheels, Miley Cyrus sticking out her Cyrus can, Sofia Vergara experimenting as a blonde, a bunch of Ashley Sky exhibitionism, Kendall Jenner bare tummy, and much much more. You owe it to whoever taught you to blow proper bubbles with your gum to review each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

Sara Jean Underwood Panties Flash, Blake Lively Bikini Hotness, and Bar Refaeli Working Out Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, what a week for the sextastic celebrities bringing the heat of the camera lens upon themselves. Maybe it's because Spring has sprung, or maybe it's just because egos only grow with sunlight, but some of our very favorite hotties took some amazing photos of their own hot selves this past week and just had to share them with their adoring fans. Whoever tried to raise a generation of girls not needing public affirmation of your looks, to be honest, you have failed. Thankfully.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Christina Milian bikini body madness, Kendall Jenner leggy teen hotness, Blake Lively bikini sextastic, Sara Jean Underwood tight little dress upskirt, Bar Refaeli sweating for her body, Rosa Acosta looking curvy as ever, Hayden Panettiere looking minxy as ever, and a ton more. You owe it to the tree gods of the Vernal Equinox to gaze upon each and every one of these springing forth self-publish pictures. Enjoy.

Chrissy Teigen Mostly Nekkid, Nicki Minaj Cleavetastic, and Ashley Tisdale Bikini Butt Shot Highlight The Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

As we close out the winter season, we do so knowing that what is often considered the most frigid times of the year turned out to be some of the hottest on record. And, no, not thanks to global warming or whatever it's being called these days since its makeover. But thanks to a tremendous several months of self-published hotness on the part of our favorite celebrities. Girls so hot, they just have to share themselves with the world. It's not a curse, it's a blessing, for us at least.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Nicki Minaj flashing major bikini cleavage, Ashley Tisdale showing off a little bikini butt cleave of her own, Candice Swanepoel flashing buns of steel, Chrissy Teigen getting sprayed down blurred nekkid, Draya Michele swimsuit boobtastic, Rosa Acosta squatting asstastic, and so much more. You owe it St. Patrick to drink til you puke green, and to check out every single one of these wicked hot Twitpics. Enjoy.

Maria Menounos, Elle Goulding, Emily Ratajkowski, and Ali Larter All in Bikinis for the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Wow, it's still winter here in the Northern Hemisphere, but you wouldn't know it from the large volume of celebrity bikini and swimsuit pictures being self-published by attention seeking rich and famous this week on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Not that we're complaining, who wants to see your favorite hotties in snow parkas and oversized scarves? Why that ensemble has practically killed our lust for Jessica Alba. No, we need skin, beneath the sun, or just skin anywhere, and we are a happy people.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Maria Menounos bikini pictures, and Ali Larter providing the same two piece glimpse, Kendall Jenner looking all grown up, Miranda Kerr covered topless, Rihanna flashing her bare bottom, and much much more. You owe it to the Power of Greyskull to check out each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

Aly Michalka Bikini Shot, Nicole Richie Cleavage Show, and Kendall Jenner Bikini Jump Highlight This Week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we set about to arouse. As, thankfully, several of our most favorite sextastic celebrities to this very week by means of their own bodies, their own hands, and their own Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook accounts. How could we possibly cover the hotness of celebrities without their own vanity providing such vaunted assistance? Well, we could, but it wouldn't be nearly as fun.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka and her ridiculous bikini body, Kendall Jenner showing she's the next gen bikini to watch, Irina Shayk flashing her own cleavy pic, Rihanna eating a pickle, go figure, Sasha Cohen bikini showing off herself, Sofia Vergara wicked hot booty, a Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini throwback, and much much more. You owe it to the retiring Pope Benedict to check out each and every one of these self-published wonderments.

Jennette McCurdy Bikini Hotness, Nicki Minaj Asstastic, and Coco Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, be still my Dunkin Donuts clogged heart, we have quite a few doozies this past week in the world of the self--published and promoted sextastic celebrity pics.

This blessed phenomenon is simply growing and growing, to the point that the Kardashians are barely included today and we still have nearly thirty sweet smoking views of some of our favorites provided by the intersection of ego and cell camera, and delivered straight down the avenue of hotness right to your front door step, err, leering eyeballs.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes fanboy favorite youngin' Jennette McCurdy in a revealing bikini top, Coco used to revealing her top so going for more, Nicki Minaj bikini asstastic bombs, birthday girl Rihanna in more bikinis, recent birthday girl Victoria Justice being cutesy as she does, Emily Osment bikini twisty posing, and much much more. You owe it to the Manti Te'o's dead fake girlfriend to view each and every one of these photos in their entirety. Enjoy.

Adrianne Curry Hand Bra, Stella Hudgens and Jennette McCurdy Splits, and Kim Kardashian Classic Show-Off Pics Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Well, it's Valentine's Day, the day we express our sincerest affection and desire for the one we truly love -- and when you're a sextastic celebrity, more often than not, that object of affection is your own hot self. So click-click and snap-snap, why not show yourself off to the world on this day for lovers

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes a few rather intimately revealing shots from Internet savvy Adrianne Curry, Rita Ora flashing her fantasy inducing midriff, some classic slender Kim Kardashian self-pics, McKayla Maroney serial twitpicking herself, Madonna sweating (yeah, I know), and oh, so much more. You owe it to the conclave of Cardinals choosing the next Pope to leer at each and every one of these photos. Enjoy.

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