Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Bella Thorne Working Out, Arianny Celeste Cleavy Worked Out, Jen Selter Asstastic Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, my oh my. You wouldn’t hardly know that summer is well behind us from the bounty of self-published celebrity photos emanating voluntarily from the cell phones and tablets of some of the world’s hottest celebrities. It’s like a river of hotness that keeps on flowing. Though we should still be mindful to recycle our plastic bottles and re-use condoms. I’m actually not sure that last part is recommended.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Arianny Celeste cleavy super goodness, Bella Thorne working out her Disney movie parts, Jen Selter and her amazing asstastic, Miley Cyrus in various states of undress, Crystal Hefner boobtastic and fine, Charlotte McKinney bosomy pressed bosoms, Beyonce in hot leather shorts, and much much more. You owe it to the hot nurses prepping for Halloween parties to check out each and every one of these skin filled social media share pics. That’s an order. Enjoy.

Chelsea Handler Funbag Flop, Chrissy Teigen See-Through, and Emily Ratajkowski Lingerie Allure Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

And the hits and things that rhyme with hits just keep on coming. What a world we live in. The evil dictator of North Korea is missing while tons and tons of hot celebrity social media candids are very much present. I love this tradeoff. And it only promises to get better and better as camera technology and social media one click impulse posting continues to evolve.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Chrissy Teigen nipple show in a see-through top, Jen Selter and her amazing thumper, Arianny Celeste killing it with cleavage, Chelsea Handler chest puppy escape, Emily Ratajkowski crazy sextastic, Jessica Lowndes perfect bikini body, Rhian Sugden getting wet in a bikini, Charlotte McKinney preposterously positioned melons, Anastasia Ashley beach booty showdowns, and much much more. You owe it to my very own resurgent fantasy football team, the Ball Kickers, to check out each and every one of these steamy hot social media shares. Enjoy.

Emily Ratajkowski Holds Her Glorious Globes, Kylie Jenner Bikini Selfies, Anastasia Ashley Bikini Booty Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Oh, to be blessed to live in interesting times. Any thought that Celebrity Funbag Hackergate would slow down the stream of celebrities continuing to share their own published sextastic candids on social media can be pretty much written off at this point. Even and especially the girls whose photos were tapped are only increasing their self-exposure in the world of selfies. I think this says something about the resilience of the celebrity ego. I know it says to me, yes, there is a higher power watching over you.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Kylie Jenner showing off her bikini teen figure, Anastasia Ashley with multiple views of her epic surfer girl body, Emily Ratajkowski holding her own see ripe peaches, Arianny Celeste sweet cleavage, Selena Gomez bikini posing, Beyonce two piece showoff, Caitlin Stasey buck nekkid from behind, Pia Mia Perez showing off her healthy bosom, Nicki Minaj deep cleavage, and much much more. You owe it to every bar that celebrates Octoberfest with discounted sausages to check out each and every one of these magnificent candid social media shares. Enjoy.

Tallulah Willis Covered Topless, Bella Thorne Super Sheer Dress, Arianny Celeste Bikini Hotness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

No need for hacking here. Not that I would ever approve of such dastardly deeds. Nope, our favorite sextastic celebrities are binging themselves on the release of their own sextastic photos via social media just as fast and furious as their attention seeking perfect bodies can manage. Oh, what a world where goodness comes right to your front doorstep just by wishing for it.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Bella Thorne in a summery sheer dress, Arianny Celeste and her perfect bikini body, Tallulah Willis showing much much skin, Jen Selter and her amazing buns of joy, McKayla Maroney being teasing flexible, Amber Rose laid out nekkid, Camille Rowe booty cheeks in shorts, Sarah Hyland cleavage time, and Genevieve Morton perfect bikini bottom, and much much more. You owe it to my dead last place Fantasy Football Team, the Sucky Sucksters, to check out each and every one of these ridiculously hot self-shared social media candids. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne Bikinis, Adrianne Curry Booty, Selena Gomez Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Don’t think Celebrity Funbag Hacker Gate has done one single iota of damage to the constant, increasingly large flow of self-published selfies hotness emanating from our finest exhibitionist celebrities. If anything, it’s only increased the competition by way of pointing out that everybody and their mother, literally, are taking sexy photos of themselves if they’ve got the goods to flaunt. Even the good girls are being bad on camera, even if they don’t share on social media like most do these days.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Adrianne Curry flashing her bare booty in a thong, Selena Gomez bikini vacation fun time photos, Bella Thorne teen bikini showoff, Nina Agdal bikini biking hottie, Aubrey O’Day laying on her large yams, Ashley Tisdale white bikini hotness, Ariana Grande schoolgirl selfie, Beyonce perhaps slightly shopped bikini candids, and much much more. You owe it to the right thinkers who opened up the very first Dunkin Donuts in Los Angeles to check out each and every one of these sizzling hot social media candids. So much self-shared goodness. Enjoy.

Zendaya Bikini Hotness, Jen Selter Bikini Booty Perfection, Ariana Grande Trying On Clothes Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

You might think that the big wave of celebrity angst following Funbag Leak Gate might have quelled the tide of self-distributed social media candids. Nay, my friend. Nay. Even many of those involved in Funbag Leak Gate have redoubled their efforts in the exposing of their sextastic hot bodies under their own terms. Not so much different than their leaked photos, except for a small bit of nip covering at times.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Ariana Grande trying on some short dresses, Lucy Hale hot in a bikini, Rihanna casual sextastic, Zendaya modeling a very grown up bikini, Kendall Jenner showing her softer side in bed, Paris Hilton bikini party time, Emily Ratajkowski flashing serious cleave, Jen Selter divine wet thumper, Kim Kardashian inflated ta’s, and much much more. You owe it to the demons of your Week One pick ‘em league to check out each and every one of these shared social media candids. Enjoy.

Rihanna Bikini Sideboob, Kendall Jenner Sextastic Long Legs, Ireland Baldwin Sucking a Popsicle Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Here’s an interesting dichotomy. Half of Tinsel Town is lamenting the release of revealing hacked cell phone pictures while the other half are publishing revealing cell phone pictures to social media outlets. It’s not really half vs. half as many of them are the very same celebrities. I understand there’s a big difference between having your sextastic photos stolen and shared versus you deciding to share them. I’m not a three-digit IQ, but I am super super close. Still, I bet my childhood priest would’ve promptly announced that both sets of provocatively posing women were going to Hell, along with me naturally. I can only hope Hell doesn’t allow any clothing. That would be epic.

This week’s Sextastic Twitpic Roundup include Bar Refeali in multiple POV bikini selfies, McKayla Maroney showing off cleavage, Jen Selter and her sweet lady humps, Rihanna bikini sideboob spectacular, Kendall Jenner long lovely legs, Alexa Vega bikini bottom scoping, Ireland Baldwin popsicle sucking, Joanna Krupa hot bikini goodness, and much much more. You owe it to the generous gods who bring us NFL football each year after Labor Day to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media shares. Try not to injure yourself, but if you do, do not apply adhesive strips. Just a suggestion. Enjoy.