Sextastic Twitpic Roundup Posts:

Kim Kardashian Nipple, Bella Thorne Eats a Hot Dog, Sasha Cohen Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup was so big, I had to rent a warehouse just to store it in. Well, the Roundup plus my newly arrived mini-museum of beers from around the world. I tried to sign up for the girls from around the world club but it was out of my price range. Beer is a nice stand-in. And speaking of stand-ins, wow, the sextatstic celebrities stood in big time this week for racy, naughty, hot and heavy social media candids. I dare say this was the biggest week ever, but only because I can't wait for it to be topped.

This week's Roundup includes Bella Thorne being teasy Bella Thorne, Sasha Cohen in a bikini, Selena Gomez bikini, Jo-Jo Levesque busty bikini, Emily Ratajkowski cleavy, Kelly Osbourne booty, Pia Mia Perez cleavy, and much much more. You owe it to the 1-0 World Cup loss slide-into the next round by the USMNT to check out each and every one of these wicked hot social media self-candids. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Cleavage, Kelly Brook and Miley Cyrus Almost Topless Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

The social media skin reveals almost happen faster than I can keep my neck from creaking out of control. Whoosh. There goes another one. The girls are taking the jobs away from the paparazzi, saying, you might get a shot of me out in the streets, but here I am in my bedroom wearing even less, so, there, take that. And, boy, do I take that. Just weave through today's weekly highlight of the best of social media celebrity skin.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Aly Michalka in a cleavy swimsuit, Jen Selter perfect bodacious booty, Miley Cyrus barely covering her funbags, Kelly Brook even more barely covering her super plump yams, Ariana Grande showing off sweet cleave, Renee Olstead beach racktastic, Pia Mia Perez bikini show, McKayla Maroney in tight tights, and much more. You owe it to the summer solstice to check out each and every one of these crazy hot candid shares. Enjoy.

Renee Olstead Bikini, McKayla Maroney Cleavy, Maria Menounos Bikini Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Whoa, baby. Consider celebrity bikini season in full swing. Not that it ever truly ebbs, but it definitely flows a bit more broadly here in the warm summer months, as evidenced by todays bevy of bathing beauty celebrities posting pictures of themselves on social media. Some old friends, some new friends, some mostly nekkid friends, it really is the Easter basket meats Christmas morning here when we check out all the hot shared candids celebrity pictures of the week.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Sofia Vergara tanning in a two piece, McKayla Maroney doing her cute and cleavy thing, Renee Olstead back with a boobtastic vengeance, Tara Lipinski bikini booty, Maria Menounos bikini suntanning, Katy Perry bikini kitsch, Emma Roberts bikini vacation, Bella Thorne bikini in love, and much much more. You owe it to poor Anna Kendrick who says nobody ever asks her out on dates to check out each and every one of these socially shared sextastic candids. Enjoy.

Kelly Brook Bra and Panties, Xenia Deli Booty, Jen Selter Worked Out Thumper Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

Despite the Scout Willis protest against Instagram for prohibiting beautiful female lady parts, social media remains quite alive and well and full of faptastic wonderments shared by the celebrities themselves. Hot bikinis, exercised booties, cleavage shots, panties shots, yoga posing, it's all there. It's like being invited into the sorority house and handed a pair of binoculars and told you can hang out for the day. Okay, it's not that awesome, but it certainly is close, and you don't have to hear any songs.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Gisele Bundchen yoga posing , Vanessa Hudgens bikini goodness, Xenia Deli showing off her worked out bottom, Kelly Brook posing in shiny bra and panties, Jen Selter with one wicked hot body, Fox News babe Diana Falzone flashing serious cleavage, Michelle Rodriguez bikini, LeAnn Rimes two piece booty show off, and much much more. You owe it to the unfortunate people who live in the Italian town where Kim and Kanye exchanged vows of fidelity to check out each and every one of these red hot candid social media shares this week. Enjoy.

Mallory Edens Bikini, Jennette McCurdy Busty Bikini, Michalka Sisters Double Bikinis Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

First, a shoutout to Cousin Jonathan who though he left the good ship Egotastic! to become a dramatically underemployed exotic dancer, still has dreams of marrying wealthy, to a girl such as Milwaukee Bucks owners daughter Mallory Edens. Mallory shocked the NBA anything watching world by being a super hot eighteen year old girl at the NBA Draft Lottery selection show. Yes, it's a show, and, yes, Mallory is now famous.  So, she leads our Sextastic Twitpic Roundup in her teen bikini stylings with a buddy today.

Joining Mallory in the Roundup is Jennette McCurdy barely contained in her own bikini, Aly Michalka and A.J. Michalka sisterly two piece sunbathing, Anastasia Ashley and her wicked fine bikini bottom, Coco flashing a drumstick and a booty cheek that you have to see to believe, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner showing off sideboob and cleavage at the Billboard Awards, Selena Gomez bikini cleavy selfie, Avril Lavigne showing off in her golden bikini, and much much more. You owe it to those very same downtrodden Milwaukee Bucks to check out each and every one of these sextastic self-published celebrity candids. You dig it or your money back. Enjoy.

Kylie Jenner Showing Off, Nicki Minaj Deep Boobtastic, Selena Gomez Cleavage Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

They do share the social media candids in all shapes and sizes these days. Not to mention levels of maturity. Everybody is doing it. Peer pressure really is the best thing ever invented, is it not? Well, along with publicists and permissive parents. This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup is chock full of self-published goodies of the smoking hot celebrity variety.

This week's roundup includes Nicki Minaj showing off almost all of what she's got, Jennette McCurdy flashing legs, Selena Gomez cleavage shot, Victoria Beckham down top view, Kylie Jenner showing off her teen model body, older sister Kim Kardashian previewing her wedding night, AJ Michalka in a pink bikini, Sarah Hyland bikini boobtastic, and much much more. You owe it to Lonnie Ballentine, Mr. Irrelevant as the last player picked in the NFL Draft, to check out each and every single one of these desirable and faptastic shares. Enjoy.

Ireland Baldwin Lesbionics, McKayla Maroney Bikini Hotness, and Aly Michalka Sweet Chesty Goodness Highlight the Sextastic Twitpic Roundup

I'm no investment genius, but if ten years ago somebody had told me, I'm working on a technology that allows hot young women the opportunity to, within a matter of seconds, upload digital photos of themselves showing off for millions of men to see instantly and around the globe, I'd have thrown all of my eighty dollars life savings into that startup. I suppose there are other users for Twitter and Instagram and the like, but that exhibitionist girls thing is what powers the motor for those ventures. And rightfully so. Thankfully, I did get in early to Friendster, so I'm pretty set.

This week's Sextastic Twitpic Roundup includes Olympic darling McKayla Maroney showing off in bikinis, Aly Michalka super sized funbags barely in a bikini, Ireland Baldwin making out with her special new 'friend', Anastasia Ashley and her crazy hot bikini body, Naya Rivera showing off in Cabo, Heidi Klum sucking on a popsicle, Chrissy Teigen mounting one lucky bear, and much much more. You owe it the hair of the dog that literally bit you on Cinco de Mayo to check out each and every one of these passion inducing social media candids. Enjoy.