See-Through Posts:

Dakota Fanning In A Blue See-Through Dress Ace Awards Gala

Dakota Fanning was all grown up in a see-through net dress at the 18th annual Ace Awards Gala in New York City. The blue dress was basically made of the same stuff as basketball hoop netting. So, you could clearly see the bra and panties she had on underneath. All I can say is that Dakota has matured into one serious hottie. She's got a nice pair of what I call pert and perkies. Her ta-tas are just the right size for her frame but are far from mosquito bites. She's also got a serious caboose that you could clearly see the shape of through the netting.

I'm glad that she's of an age now where I don't have to feel bad about thinking she's hot. That's the magic of time. There is always a new set of girls that come of age.

Kris Karson Wet and Dripping By Popular Request

Okay, I made the randy title, but the find belongs entirely to EgoReader 'Generous Ben' (I know) and his undying lust for all things teen model Kris Karson. I'm feeling super generous this week and bowing to so many crayon drawn request letters. It's either my monthly or I'm just filled with the spirit of the season, which has been Christmas since about September 15 according to my local CVS store. It's not like I concede to reader demands without a reason, you need only look at Kris Kardson in this dripping wet and see-through pictorial to understand that reason.

I happen to have a thing for hot young brunettes showering in their nighties. It's sort of how I like to imagine the freshman girls dorms at the major state colleges that were far too fun and exciting for me to attend. Kris reminds me of every girl I ever daydreamed about back in the day, only to be roundly responded to with a 'why don't you take a picture, it will last longer' snide comment. Though I did take that advice to heart and start taking pictures and, well, here we are. Welcome to Egotastic!, Kris, please, don't grab a towel, don't dry off, but do linger awhile. Enjoy.

Be sure to check out the official Kris Karson teen model website for all your hot young model in wet lingerie needs.

Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin in See-Through Lingerie for Show Magazine

Massively endowed beauty Nicole 'Coco' Austin did a revealing spread for Show Magazine in see-through lingerie. She wore a backless neglige thing that was completely transparent and forgot to wear a bra underneath. This allows us a full view of her enormous funbags. These are Santa's sack sized bags of fun, my friends. You get to see the scope of them in the rest of the photos in which a series of bras try, in vain, to contain those chi-chis with their puny fibers. Good luck. The pics also give us a bird's eye view of Coco's splendid booty. She's pretty much the total package. I just want to lay my head between those lady pillows and drift off to dreamy dream land where I will see visions of bouncing love jugs in my head.

Buying this lingerie for your lady will inevitably a let down. I don't know your girl, but I can almost guarantee she won't look like Coco. Unless you date Coco in which case, congrats!

Kim Kardashian Braless In A See-Through Tight Dress

Oh, Kim Kardashian. Every day I wake up, make some coffee, pour myself a bowl of Cap'n Crunch and ask myself, "How will Kim show off her splendid funbags today?" I am never disappointed. Today's entry in the ongoing battle between Kim and clothes is this see-through dress. You can see the exact outline of her Kardashinips because, like most days, Kim forgot to wear a bra. In fact, I would go so far as to say that Kim despises bras more than any other woman in the world. What Earthly object of cotton, silk, and wire could hope to contain such magnificent orbs of lady flesh? None, that's why she doesn't wear them. That Kanye is one lucky bastard. He gets unlimited access to those badboys whenever he wants.

Some people have all the luck. All that we mere mortals can do is stare at her sweater hams and dream of the day when all women have ta-tas like Kim and bras are a thing of the past.

Jodie Gasson Red Light Special Topless Striptease

 

British hottie Jodie Gasson shook her stuff in a topless striptease photoshoot. She started out wearing a see-through mesh top, giving you a preview of her extraordinary funbags. Then she took it off, (it is a striptease themed shoot after all), and there they were, her lovely giant naturals. At least, I think their natural. It doesn't really matter, they are great. Jodie is curvy, which I really like. My grandfather always told me that you can't trust a woman who is too skinny and doesn't have boobs or butt. These are words I live by. Jodie also has a fantastic booty to go with her jugs. If Jodie really was stripping at the local boob emporium I would spend my entire paycheck getting lap dances and hoping to motorboat those luscious ta-tas.

In the meantime, we have these pictures to indulge our Jodie related fantasies.

Sara Malakul Lane In A See-Through Bodysuit

One of the hotter young models to come on the scene lately is Sara Malakul Lane. She is so hot that she can't stand to be fully clothed, which is a good thing. In this photoshoot Sara wore a see-through bodysuit in which you can clearly see everything. It's not one of those see-through things that's really opaque, it's pretty darn clear. Her funbags are a work of art. They should be bronzed and mounted on a pedestal in some art museum for everyone to admire. I like her because she's thin but still curvy. She's got amazing legs that are all toned and long. You can see a hint of her lady parts as well. My favorite picture is the one in which she's inserted her fingers in the bottom seam of the crotch as if she's going to reveal something, but doesn't. You flirt.

I hope to see more of Sara in the future. And by more of her I mean both that she gets more work and that she continues to show off skin.

Jessie Andrews See-Through Bushtastic for Terry Richardson Photoshoot

 

Of all the modern social issues that truly divide men, lady bush has to be one of the most prominent. It's far more bitter and divisive than religion or politics. Those who favor lower coifs on a fine lady and those who do not have been in brutal conflict since the invention of the razor, let alone the wax and laser and all the other advanced depilatory sciences.

Case in point, Jessie Andrews, a woman not shy by profession about bringing the beaver out to play. Shot in see through bra and panties by Terry Richardson, who would call this modest, Jessie exhibits a quite striking furry friend that will certainly create some brother vs. brother type civil unrest between muff enthusiasts and shorn bare advocates. Naturally, the pragmatists like myself among us will only note that Jessie Andrews is wicked hot, knows things we badly want her to teach us, and she could keep an endangered rhino in her shorts and we'd thank the stars for ever getting the chance to be the ones to see for ourselves. Enjoy.