See-Through Posts:

Jennifer Hawkins Wears a Dress by Egotastic! to Astra Awards

I can pretend I know what the Astra Awards are, but I don't. But I do know who Jennifer Hawkins is, a former Miss Universe, and I do know I greatly approve of her see-through dress. Talk about making a boring awards show suddenly come alive. I imagine there was much eyeball strain during her walk down the crimson promenade in Sydney.

I'm not saying this daring garb is for every woman. I imagine when you put it on you'll know pretty much right away whether or not it is for you. Or, you know, you could have me follow you into the dressing room for an expert opinion. I work on a completely volunteer basis in that regard. If you look like Jennifer Hawkins, I'll even pay for the dress. I'm really easy. Enjoy.

Miranda Kerr See-Through Lace Lingerie for Terry Richardson Shoot

Lucky bastard photographer Terry Richardson talked uber-sextastic and freshly single mom Miranda Kerr into wearing the see-through lace bra and some very tiny panties for her latest shoot with the photographer. I guess I can't blame him for trying, nor for succeeding, in getting this incredibly hot Aussie to bare her nipples basically for his cameras.

One of my New Year's resolutions will be to be less jealous of guys who get to hang around incredibly hot women half-nekkid in their studios. If only in part because I'm fortunate on occasion to delve into similar delights. Also, I want to be a better person next year, though, admittedly, that does sound like work and I'm not so big on work. Miranda, call me, I've got some magically see-through lingerie ready to go in my place too. You won't even notice you're wearing it. Enjoy.

Colleen Shannon See-Through Top Water Pimping On the Way to the Pokey

Poor former Playmate Colleen Shannon got into a little trouble with the Feds for trying to smuggle her boyfriend across the Canadian boyfriend. Now it looks like she might be doing a few months of hard time on a very soft and very lucky female prison bunkmate. I suspect Colleen is not quite so pleased with her near future.

But she was kind enough to give us one more glimpse at her sweet melons barely covered in the latest and greatest in the long line of 138 Water photoshoots. We've still never seen the water save for in the multitude of bikini and covered topless publicity shoots, but we'l take it. Just as Colleen will be taken in the women's shower at the Helen Reddy Honor Ranch for Women soon. Everybody has their part to play in this great drama we call life. Enjoy.

Helen Flanagan See-Through Booty Cleavetastic Dress Outside the London Whiskey

Oh, Helen Flanagan, how do I lust thee? Let me count the ways. Well, I'll start with her see through dress bottom flashing her panties-clad booty leaving the Whiskey Mist nightclub in London. Next, I'll go to that cleave revealing front of the dress exhibiting her ripe and beautiful Flanagan funbags.

I'm not going to declare myself a true fashionista, but were I the General Commander of All Things Female Fashion, I would declare this Helen Flanagan dress the mandatory evening wear for all sextastic bosomy soap opera stars. And I would enforce this rule with the sharp end of my Egotastic stick, as it were. Enjoy.

Jenny Mollen See-Through At ‘Orange is the New Black’ Premiere

Actress Jenny Mollen attended the premiere of Netflix original series Orange is the New Black to support her husband Jason Biggs, and support him she did. With a sheer dress top that became rather see-through with the flash bulbs of photographers, Jenny showed off her bread and butters for the entire world to see.

I'm not prepared to call Jenny the best wife in the world, I don't know all the wives yet, but I would advise all women that show up at their husband's work to do so in a boob-revealing top. It will earn your man some serious office points. By the way, the reverse does not hold true for men visiting their wives at work. Please. Enjoy.

Nina Agdal See-Through Nipple Hotness in Exotic Beach Photoshoot

 

Oh, Danish delight, you have outdone yourself this time.

Nina Agdal is showing off more, a lot more than ever before, in this outrageously hot Antoine Verglas beach photoshoot in color and black and white. With one of the single most sextastic bodies on the planet, the lingerie and swimsuit model is finally taking a bit off to reveal her more exposed goodness, like seeing a dream revealed right before our very eyes. Is it everything we imagined? Well, nothing could possibly be everything we imagined, unless it included a giant gun that sprays chocolate frosting over Nina's entire nekkid body, but it's close. And it's ridiculously hot.

Hurray for European style photo shoots and the final revealing of Nina Agdal. Happy days indeed. Enjoy.

Amanda Seyfried’s See-Through Dress Most Definitely the Highlight of SAG Awards After-Parties

Let's face it, actors throw pretty boring parties. Sure, some of the big doozies from the party-players get wild, but your rank and file thespian is an introverted fiend, locked in their abode wondering if their chin is too big or too small for hours on end, wondering if joining Scientology might give them a leg up in the business. Not so fun.

So when the SAG Awards let out and the 'after-parties' began, we kept our expectations in check, which allowed us the pleasant surprise of seeing our Nordic princess, Amanda Seyfried, come from the land of the ice and the snow, in a see-through dress flashing a little rump and fun stuff that made us giggle a bit like schoolgirls. Well, at least the schoolgirls in our dream entitled, Teacher Amanda spanks a naughty student.  Oh, Amanda, your see-through dress doth inspire. Enjoy.