It’s never been like Pamela Anderson to be shy about showing off her funbags in public. Going into an event, she tends to still be semi-dressed, so she’s aided by use of a see-through top which with a little photographers lighting turns out to be nothing more than a thin veil for her bare braless Funions. I can respect that. Especially now that it looks like Pam will be single once more with her pending re-divorce. A woman’s prospects were never limited by flashing her top wares.
Pamela Anderson has been exhibiting her jugs of plenty ever since I can remember. It might actually date back to the time of the Pilgrims if I’m not mistaken. It’s been a while. And when you do anything for a while, not to mention for your livelihood, you tend to get very good at it. She could probably teach a class on the sweet teat reveal in the town square. Everybody is good at something, you just need to figure out what it is. Pam knows. Enjoy.
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When Vanity Fair invites you to a party, you put on your finest showiest outfit and you head right on over. Okay, maybe six hours of hair and makeup first. There is a protocol. When Vanity Fair throws their Young Hollywood Party, well even I take a minute to brush my hair so I’l look half decent from my rooftop perch across the street from the party. Don’t worry, but Young Hollywood they mean the lovely thespianics and models in their early 20′s for the most part, like underrated hottie Shay Mitchell and Bradley Cooper’s young girlfriend, Suki Waterhouse.
Zoey Deutch and Victoria Justice and Sarah Hyland and Maria Menounos showed up just because they had killer dresses to wear and hear there was an open bar. Fair enough. The more hotties the merrier I always say. In fact, it’s tattooed on my ankle. February is the month of the biggest parties in Hollywood, all leading up to The Oscars this Sunday. It will be my distinct privilege to try and remain sober for that sparkling event. 50-50 as of right now. Enjoy.
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Lea Seydoux really is a fine piece of French thespianic work. Though for some reason they urge her to look glum in so many photos, I think that’s just the French way of looking thoughtful, Lea has been nekkid onscreen more than just about any other actress in the past several years, making her one of my personal Oscar choices in the category of actress who best supports me. She’s a looker, and when she gets down to photoshoots, she can really turn on the hotness jets.
Featured in Another Magazine, Lea’s all chesty alluring and see-through, showing off her stellar tubes as she so often does on the big screen. Brave, alluring, hot bodied, with a sexy accent. What else do you want from your celebrities? Lea, you just keep on keeping on. You’re doing the Lord’s work. Enjoy.
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Anna Kendrick, my overbitten darling, how you move me in so many special and completely personal ways. The under-sized hottie doesn’t often go alluring, but even when she makes the slightest hint of being sextastic, oh, man she hits the mark every time.
Appearing in sheer bits of clothing in Edit Magazine that I can’t tell if they are showing me more than I think or that’s just my libido filling in the blanks, Anna Kendrick makes one of her noteworthy visual wonderment kicker before the coming Academy Awards. She’s a go-to A-list hottie staple each February. Oh, how I’d lover to be the stapler. Pop pop. Enjoy.
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I believe this is called remaining relevant. And perhaps the best way to do so. Naomi Campbell went completely sheer and see-through with her dress and quite obviously upstairs commando for the amFAR gala in New York City last night. There were tons of other lovelies there like Heidi Klum and Kendall Jenner and Paris Hilton decked out in their designer sheer gowns, so the competition was rather stiff. Or maybe that was the gentleman oglers looking on.
Naomi Campbell is now naive newcomer to the game of show and don’t tell. She knows exactly how to steal a red carpet, even with the most sextastic of celebrity competition for snapshots. Let this be a lesson to you younger hot models — wear less clothes. I promise you will be loved. Enjoy.
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I’m not sure if popular music left me or I left popular music, it’s probably the latter, but major music award shows make me feel like I’m in middle school again making fun of some kid who’s listening to horrid music then I later learn he’s made out with the hottest girl in school and then I just feel confused. Damn those precocious boys who figured it all out so early. The Grammy Awards are primarily about the music beloved by young girls so it’s okay that it just seems like an awkward ballet to the rest of us. However, being the Grammy Awards, you know the best and the most boobtastic in the land of music and publicist driven celebrity were going to attend in full force looking fully decked out and faptastic. Indeed.
Ariana Grande, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Taylor Swift, and gaggles of other divas and famous ladies with impressive chests and slender dresses made their way onto the Grammy Red Carpet. I’m pretty sure this wasn’t a lineup of music artists students will be studying a hundred years from now, but I’m quite certain they’ll still be digging their pictures. Enjoy.
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When you hear the name Delta Airlines, your mind immediately jumps to great music. You have to do something when stuck on the tarmac for six hours in every Southern airport ever. To their credit, the airline did host a pre-Grammy party and invite some quite lovely and talented ladies like Charli XCX, Emily Ratajkowski, Victoria Justice, and Jordin Sparks to hit their carpet, have a few tiny cocktails and some peanuts, and be on their way.
In the midst of all the film award events, the Grammy’s often get lost each February. Which is a shame. Not because Steely Dan needs more awards, but because the pop divas get truly decked out for the big night in music. It’s a showcase of the skintastic year in and year out. If Charli XCX and Emily Ratajkowski chesty goodness are just the appetizer, I’m so ready for the main course. Cue the music, bring on the exhibitionist hotties! Enjoy.
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