Witney Carson is a dancer which means she has dancer legs and short skirts suit her more than fine. Along with the many other teases provided by the DWTS rehearsal space parking lot was the sight of the young blonde pro dancer from Utah flashing her gams and body in a skirt and high boots simply because that looks amazing to the gentleman oglers of the world.
Witney is just one of the many hard bodied lovely gammed women of Dancing With the Stars. If the show were about their workout routines and after workout routine rubdowns, I’d watch like my life depended on it. Unfortunately, it moves rather rapidly into sequined costumes and ball room dancing and spectacles on polished floors. I can’t even work up a halfhearted golf clap for that form of entertainment. As for Witney dressed like a bad-ass schoolgirl, I can work up a whole bucket full of applause. Carry on. Enjoy.
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Hall of fame hottie Paris Hilton hit the town in a see-through dress. You know, like you do. The dress looks like the doilies that my grandmother used to put on her side tables. The result is that you could see plenty of skin through the holes. Paris has got an amazing body, as anyone who has ever seen a certain video can attest. She’s kept it tight all these years later. In fact, I think Paris is even hotter now. Time has given her an air of maturity or something. What I do know is that Paris being scantily clad is like a universal constant. Much like gravity will always pull things towards the Earth, Paris will dress in skimpy outfits.
Paris was recently in my mother land of Cuba, probably trying to seize back the Havana Hilton. That or she wanted to lie on a beach and drink rum.
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Nicki Minaj is taking Britain by storm. She made that boy cry in Ireland the other night by sheer force of her amazingly sized cleavetastic, then hopped across the small pond to Birmingham to bring her booty and tooty show to England proper. I can’t imagine it was too long ago that a stage show and wardrobe such as Nicki’s would have had her kicked out of the country and forbidden to come back. Thankfully, so many of us have evolved in the past many decades to understand that pop music is made mostly tolerable by the presence of hot T&A.
Nicki’s heaving cleave and booty shook throughout the entire ninety minutes of her musical performance slash exotic dancing show. Everybody seemed more than pleased in the audience. Isn’t that the only thing that should matter? Well, that and the rise in the number of babies born nine months post-show. You need to let your steam out somewhere. Enjoy.
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I lust me some Rosie Huntington-Whitely. If you can ever catch her around Hollywood without stupid Jason Statham arm around her like a boss, then you have a real ogle worthy lovely. If you can catch her the same and in a sheer black dress that doesn’t hold up well to paparazzi camera lights, then you have something even more spectacular. Sometimes the simply sextastic woman and the simple black dress is all your need for a voyeur party.
Rosie was leaving some restaurant where I can’t even afford the water now thanks to the drought looking like a million bucks. Think black dress like it was hardly even there to block views of her lovely teats. Those long model legs we’ve adored not so silently for a half dozen years now. She’s the real deal. Let us all feast our peeps upon this fine female form until grumpy Statham arm returns and the party is once more over. Enjoy.
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Oh, mi amore. My belusted Selena Gomez how you taunt me so with your own self-published lovely bit of nipple display through that see-through dress. This truly is a blessing of the visual wonderment kind, just in time for Easter.
I’m quite certainl Selena knew exactly what she was doing when this first photo went up. I can’t be the only person in this world noticing the lovely shape of her peaches I’d love to cling to like my life depended on it. That very well might be the case. Such is the nature of girls getting all grow’d up and past their inane first loves. They become women right before our eyes. I am so very much delighting in this process. Good on you and your alluring nipples, Selena. You just made my Easter. Enjoy.
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Actress and big time crush of mine going way back Mary Louise Parker went to a big shindig dinner in a see-through black dress. She also forgot to wear a bra underneath. It must have been cold in that ballroom because she is nipping something serious. Oh, happy day! Mary Louise has a fantastic rack. You can see it in all its glory in the movie version of Angels in America. In fact, you get full frontal in that film. You just don’t see enough of that in mainstream movies anymore. I think she’s naked on Weeds too. The point is that if these pics leave you wanting more there are plenty of examples of her naked breasts in her filmography.
There have been a lot of pics lately of celebs in see-through dresses. Not that I’m complaining. This is a trend that I hope continues for a long time.
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The biggest movie of the season, the seventh edition of the Fast and Furious film franchise that prints its own money, premiered in Hollywood and you just knew the lovely ladies would be looking especially lovely for this guys ultimate flick. Not that girls don’t also love 100 minutes straight of car chases, guns, and dudes flexing their oiled pythons and saying dumb one liners, but, if you happen to find such a girl, make her your girlfriend. If she’s an orphan, make her your wife.
Jordana Brewster naturally made one of her rare these days appearances on the red carpet, looking slender hot and showy, along with Michelle Rodriguez who kills in this franchise, Kylie Jenner just because she’s popular and wears short dresses, and some wonderful wunderbar funbag displays from GOT’s Nathalie Emmanuel who just about fell out of her dress top in support of Furious 7. That would have been a Furious 10 in my book. But that joke will be reality in about four more years. This franchise will stop the day it stops making millions or people stop hating cars flipping over being clipped during high speed chases. So, never. Enjoy.
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