You can’t have a proper Auld Lang Syne without a few reminisces about your favorite Bajan diva and her penchant for flashing her bare boobtastic in and out of wardrobe tops during the past year. Rihanna doesn’t just dislike clothes, she seems to truly hate them, though as a woman who makes millions modeling fashions, she probably can’t confirm her birthday suit is her favorite outfit.
Join with me now if you will on a look back at some of our favorite see-through and just plain spilling out of tops shots of Rihanna from the past year. She really is creating something of a special ta-ta hot bodied legacy. Personally, I applaud, adore, and worship. I’ll leave you to sort through your own feelings. Enjoy.
I must admit to not being up to date on the latest Nicole Scherzinger hit singles. In fact, I probably couldn’t run through most of her musical work to date, let alone any of her lyrics or enchanting tones. However, I do know her ridiculously hot body probably as well as any man who’s ever bedded her, so when she employs said fine female form to promote her auto-tuned bits of craptastic, I’m going to notice.
Nicole donned a whole series of see-through garbs and other showy wardrobe to promote her Your Love single, which if you can get past the computer-created vocals, is a nice bikini and Daisy Dukes on the beach views of the sextastic former Pussycat Doll. Look, nobody said it was going to be easy lusting after women who make generally horrid music, but this is the sacrifice we gentleman oglers take on with measure and aplomb. In the words of my friend Arthur Potaski, there is no such thing as a free boner.
Photo Credit: Your Love Promo Shoot
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Professional hot person Daphne Joy was spotted on Rodeo Drive in LA in a dress that is more like the doilies on your grandma’s couch than an actual dress. You can see much more skin than you can fabric in this getup. The crop top shows off her gorgeous bare mid-riff in all its toned sexy goodness. Daphne has quite a rack and you can kind of see all of her ta-tas in the peek-a-boo dress. But let’s not forget Daphne’s curvy hips and booty. She’s got the kind of figure that gets my pressure up. Just look at that thumper, my friends. It’s lovely and smackable. Not that I would actually smack her butt. That’s how people get arrested.
How come I never see hot chicks in see-through dresses when I am on Rodeo Drive? I only see rich old first wives with too much plastic surgery buying overpriced shit to hang on to their faded youth.
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Beyonce and her hot curvy body and killer legs, Charli XCX in a see-through lace dress, and Chrissy Teigen just doing her hot girl thing. Now that’s what I call a get-together. Sort of like a typical Saturday night if you don’t count the lack of sextastic women showing off their flesh but do include Pink Dot delivering Gino’s Pizza Rolls and Beer.
These lovely ladies and others all gather for the Women in Music something something. It’s important that we do honor women in music as it is the content genre that flashes the most sexually charged body part shows. What’s happened in popular music in the past decade is nothing if not astounding in terms of turning pop music into shows that you formerly had to head to your buddy’s bachelor party in Laughlin to see. Sure, it might be corrupting a generation of tweens, but that’s not a huge price to pay for prurient oglers to get to see hot bodies in hardly any clothing twerking and preening and simulating sex on the stage. I’ve been to the Women in Accounting luncheon. Trust me, the Women in Music is far more titillating. No offense, Lady CPAs.
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Kayla Swift used her prodigious jugs to sell really expensive water in this photoshoot for 138 Water. This young lady has been blessed by the good Lord with a magnificent pair of ta-tas. She was wearing a white t-shirt that was damp with the priceless H2O. The coldness of the day made her nipples stand at attention. She also has quite a fantastic booty. I’d like to wear it as a hat. I really like this 138 Water campaign. I’m not entirely sure what hot chicks and boobs has to do with proper hydration but it works. The reason it does is because boobs make anything better. That is a scientific fact.
I want to frolic on the beach with her in her wet t-shirt. Maybe riding on horses. Yeah, like in the Black Stallion.
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In the annals of boob history there have perhaps been no funbags of the magnitude of Pamela Anderson. She and Amber Rose were turning heads at a Rolling Stones exhibit opening. Pam Anderson’s boobs have only gotten better like wine. They are the Platonic form of the perfect breast. I mean, just look at them. I remember going to the theater in the mid-90′s to see Barbed Wire starring Pam. Was it a good movie? No. Did I enjoy seeing her boobage 20 feet tall. But it wasn’t all the Pamela boob show. Amber Rose was sporting a see-through skirt. Holy mother of sweet cheeks she’s got a fine behind. She had on a nice thong on and she was showing more whale tail than a whaling expedition.
I wish that I had been there. Why don’t I ever get invited to these kinds of parties? I’m cool….aren’t I?
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Professional hot person Jenna Chapple used her immense boobies to sell expensive water in this photoshoot for 138 Water. Jenna’s perfectly round bosoms can be seen in all their glory through the nearly clear shirt. These things are so big and spherical that they attract other smaller boobies in an orbit around them. Jenna has also got a wickedly muscular abdomen that puts most other models to shame. But let’s reflect for a moment on that booty she’s got going there. It’s rare for a model to have this many sextacular attributes all going on at the same time. I expect that we’ll be seeing a lot more of Jenna in the near future. And by more I mean both that she’ll work more and my Hanukkah wish to see her nekkid.
I don’t ask for much. All I want under my Hanukkah bush is some…er…Hanukkah bush, if you get my meaning. I know it’s my job to look at hot ladies all day but I just want to see more. Is that so wrong?
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