Blac Chyna See Through All Over For Her Birthday Celebration

No reason to beat around the bush. Or even try to hide it. Blac Chyna celebrated her birthday out wearing not much more than she celebrated her actual birth, flashing about 90% of her body quite bare for her night on the town. Call it racy or ill mannered, I’d call it ogle worthy when a woman of massive curves takes her bodacious body out for a stroll in this barely covering bit of wardrobe. It’s her party and she can flash if she wants to.

Blac Chyna has been involved in some very nasty public back and forths with exes, exes new teen girlfriends, and supporters and detractors therein. I’m not actually even sure how she has time left to not have a job. But, somehow, she makes it all work. And when she hits the town dressed like this, she makes it all work overtime. I think that’s how the crazy kids say it these days. Don’t ever change, Blac Chyna. You’re currently right on point. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez Sheer Top And Tight Jeans In New Orleans

Pop princess Selena Gomez was looking boobtastic in a sheer top and tight jeans. Selena has got a killer rack and what’s amazing is how often she likes to show it off. In this see-through number you can the black bra underneath. When I was just a lad my father told me of a theory he had that women who regularly wear black lingerie are usually down for anything. I’d like to think that that is true of Selena. Besides the top, she also had on a pair of super tight black jeans. They hugged her luscious Latin curves just right. I am a big fan of Selena’s booty. It’s nice a bubble shape and I would love to give it a smack.

But you resist that urge. That’s how fools end up in prison. So, for now I’m going to have to settle for watching her from afar,

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Bella Thorne Plunging Neckline Wins Pitch Perfect 2 Premiere Red Carpet

Surely there were numerous women out for the Pitch Perfect 2 premiere, a movie by, for, and about singing ladies. And there were a number of hotties on the red carpet including Alexis Knapp and Anna Kendrick and Pia Mia Perez who I don’t believe is in the movie, but her racktastic says open invitation to any event in Hollywood. But it was Bella Thorne and her getting super grow’d up ginger allure that stole the cameras as she is doing more and more these days.

The Thorne family of stage girls truly lucked out with their last best effort in daughter Bella. She’s exceeding all expectations, professionally at least. When she hits the big 1-8, I’ll share my personal expectations online including some crayon drawings I have locked away in my Safe of Protected Shame. But, suffice it to say plunging necklines are part of it. As well as melted ice cream. Bella, you are coming along ever so nicely. Enjoy.

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What a Lovely Day! Abbey Lee, Charlize Theron, Riley Keough And Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Wicked Hot for Mad Max Premiere

I’d be lying if I didn’t say I was man-geeked to see Mad Max this coming weekend. I’m generally in the camp of decrying remakes of previous films if only because, yeah, it’s already been done. I know this one is better, but that one was good. Surely there’s a better new story to be told. Regardless, I never let my principles get in the way of a good time at the movies. Or, they become overwhelmed when movie premieres bring out the super hotties like Charlize Theron, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Riley Keough, and Abbey Lee to smile, show off outrageously hot bodies, and entice you to see their movie.

Now, it’s not like these super babes actually show up to theater seated next to you. Though I assure you in my mind Rosie is to my right, Charlize is to my left, and I suppose that beady eyed Sean Penn is a couple seats over giving me a case of the roid rage stare downs. Nevertheless, I make it work. It’s the movies. Anything is possible. Enjoy.

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Caya Hefner Wet White Shirt And Bikini Bottoms In Malibu

Professional hot person Caya Hefner showed off her jubblies in a wet white shirt for storied purveyors of water and half-naked women 138 Water. We all know what happens when white shirts get wet but rarely is the result as good as this. It helps that Caya has a truly remarkable pair of ta-tas. They are like two overripe melons that are just begging to be squeezed. As if all of that sexy goodness wasn’t enough, you also get a nice view of her luscious booty. Her cheeks are splendid, a true work of art. She has the kind of booty that if you were in its presence you would have to give it a good smack. But you shouldn’t do that without permission. That’s how fools end up in jail.

You don’t see enough wet t-shirt contests anymore. I feel like they were all the rage in the 80′s, at least if horny teen movies are to be believed. I think the wet t-shirt is prime for a comeback.

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Anastasia Nova Wet See Through Shirt In Malibu

Professional hot person Anastasia Nova was sporting a wet white shirt, fittingly, for purveyors of pics of bikini clad babes and vanquishers of thirst 138 Water. She had on a black bikini bottom and a white shirt tied under her massive boobage. That in and of itself would be awesome. But then you add to it wetness and you have yourself a magical combination. Anastasia is seriously sexy, y’all. She’s the kind of girl that I’d be to nervous to look in the eye much less talk to. I’m not that confident in the face of hotness of this magnitude. Maybe when I have more money. A lot more money. A LOT more money.

Maybe she’d be cool. Maybe she’d be into chubby Cuban guys with curly hair and astigmatism. You think?

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Anna Kendrick Wears A See Through Shirt for Glamour

Really famous person and sexy hottie Anna Kendrick did us all a big favor and wore a see-through shirt in Glamour Magazine. I remember when I first saw Anna and her luscious lady mounds in the first Twilight movie. Yes, I saw that. I have women in my life that make me do stuff. Anyway, when I saw her I was like, “Umm, can we forget the emo vampires and discuss how hot this ancillary character is?” Lucky for us all she is now officially blown up and the demand to see more of her, both literally and figuratively, is growing. I for one think that not only does she have a pretty face and nice rack but she’s also got a pretty rocking set of stems. Yeah, I said they were rocking. That’s the kind of hip lingo she brings out in me.

But I digress. What’s for damn sure is that I can’t wait until she moves into the arty nude indie phase of her career.

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