Red Carpet Posts:

Alicia von Rittberg Braless Cleavetastic Steals the Camera Thunder at Fury Premiere

Look, if you're young German actress who gets the break to be in a Brad Pitt international blockbuster, why not pull out the dress that's going to steal the big London premiere red carpet. Hell yes that's a great idea. For your career and for us gentleman oglers who live for such moments at otherwise occasionally dull events.

Alicia von Rittberg is all of twenty years of age and hoping to bust out as a European film star. She certainly seems to have the chops. I can't speak to the thespianic skills as I've yet to see the movie, but I can speak to her wearing a low cut dress without a bra on the carpet for the premiere of Fury. Wunderbar! If this doesn't shoot your rocket straight to the sky, well, hell, I'm happy to push from behind. Well done, Fräulein. Enjoy.

Elle Fanning Goes Fashionably Bare at ‘Young Ones’ Premiere

The title of the movie Young Ones and Elle Fanning and a bare-midriff grown up red carpet gown does not completely elude my sense of irony. Nor my sense of who will be the next big breakout stars in the world of good looking celebrities.

No offense to Dakota, who I would shank any of you in the showers for a chance just to rub hands with over a Plexiglas visitors room divider, but Elle is going straight to the stratosphere with her rather precious dramatic talents and a look that will put her in many a future leading lady role. She certainly earned the accolades of every man with his finger on a camera shutter last night. Probably some men with their fingers elsewhere, but let's try to keep this above boards.

Elle Fanning, the sky is the limit for you. If you're going to be one of those red carpet scene stealers with your haute couture style, you'll probably shoot well beyond the sky. Enjoy.

Emmy Rossum Cleavetastic Angel in Black

Our lovely lean little lady Emmy Awesome has been hitting the Oscar movie circuit of late, decked out in various looks, different shades of hotess, and showing off her fine wares. She was at the You're Not You movie premiere last night in a form fitting black dress that I'm assuming not just any woman can get away with wearing. But Emmy, oh, yes, she gets away with it.

Once I stopped staring at Emmy's sweet cleavage I took a moment just to silently thank her for her magnificent work and topless thespianics on Shameless over several seasons now. It's the kind of thing we gentleman oglers can easily take for granted, but it was so monumental when first she bared her funbags, and remains ever so monumental to this day. Let us not forsake the Rossum ta-ta's and lithesome body. Ever. Enjoy.

Bella Thorne, Heidi Klum, Bar Refaeli the Height of Hotness at amFAR Gala in Milan

With any big Fashion Week comes the ballyhooed and star-studded amFAR fundraising gala for AIDS. it is a must stop for every big name in thespianics and modeling who happens to be in town for the big week's events. Milan is a major stop for the fashionistas, a big building block in the Emperor's New Clothes industry . If you're good looking, it's pretty much a must visit in mid September after New York and London. I know what you're thinking. Why wasn't I there then. Well, there's a little thing called NFL Sunday Ticket that keeps me America-bound during the late Summer and Fall.

Super sextastic lovelies attending the amFAR party included Bar Refaeli, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Bella Thorne, and many more. If you happened to be a model looking dude yourself, or if your Lambo is just your weekend cruising vehicle, you probably could do very well for yourself at this party, albeit they do expect a nice six figure donation for attending. Worth it to hobnob with the hotites. I mean, I hope they do take personal checks drawn from mysterious sounding institutions like the Bank of Bill. I need to get to this party! Enjoy.

Taylor Swift, Fergie, and Arielle Kebbel Highlight the Sextastic at the iHeart Radio Festival

Granted, the iHeart Radio Festival in Vegas each September might be the largest assemblage of pop music's more craptastic hot artists of the moment, but there's no denying that like all such similar events, the hot girls come out to be seen in show and on the red carpet. iHeart Radio is no small player, so when they put the hooks out to the publicity agents for top level talent, top level talent migrates to Sin City for the weekend. Hotties such as Taylor Swift, a mighty fine looking Fergie, Arielle Kebbel, Sophia Bush, and more show up to strut their finest and talk about all the crazy hot boy bands.

I may never understand teeny music with a fresh funky Casio beat. But I do know pretty girls. And they do tend to be around that same horrific music. So, suck it up like I do and talk about how Iggy Azalea music is really powerful if you want to either be popular with a niece or intend to date anybody under 30 who works in the food services or retail mall industries. Enjoy.

Cara Delevingne and Kate Beckinsale Shining Sextastic at TIFF

Toronto Film Festival really does bring out the hotties from all parts of the globe. Well, Britain, by way of Los Angeles at least. It's not quite Cannes, then again, it's not quite as pretentious as Cannes, which means you can ogle the likes of Cara Delevingne and uber-MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale without having to cross your legs and smirk. And, oh, what a pair to ogle.

The fine British lasses of different sextastic generations were decked out for the premiere of Face of an Angel. It could have been called the Body of an Angel That I'd Like to Ravish if you know what I'm saying. But I guess movie titles have to be a little more vague so you see them by accident or when your girlfriend says you should see it it sounds at least okay. I'd pretty much go to any movie with Cara on my left, Kate on my right, and my butter greasy groping hands simply ruining their designer gowns. Dare to dream, my friends. You never know. Enjoy.

Ashley Judd Braless and Peekable at Dolphin Tale 2 Premiere

Kids movie smhmids movie I say. Why can't Ashley Judd wear a revealing dress top just because she's pimping a cute animal flick for the kids? Who do you think take those kids to the movies? That's right, us gentleman oglers who very much appreciate a braless peek of Ashley Judd on the carpet for the Dolphin Tale Two premiere.

I just admit, I can't tell you what happened in the first movie. Though I don't see why that should keep me from fully admiring Ashley's peek-a-boo's at the premiere. I've seen this plot line before and I always like it. Ashley does a ton of family films these days. Perhaps next time we can get some crotchless panties and a corset top, and, yes, a smile. She does have a nice one of those. Enjoy.