I come here both to praise and to lament our dearest belusted hottie Christina Milian. Oh, she had ideas alright. A mostly open jacket top with no bra and her special jugular wonders all bare to any ogler standing at a 45-degree angle or sharper. I think that was intentional. Intentionally so because the sextastic singer and reality show star decided to put some pasties or just shot some goo on her precious headlights for the love of the warm and sticky. In either case, small to moderate boo.
Christina Milian has always been one of our favorites and an avid exhibitionist, so we hold no grudge. I’m glad she’s back in the spotlight flashing her sweet melons and curvy body. I just hope she doesn’t get too many network notes on her skin shows. She really has such a nice track record of visual benevolence. I’d hate to see the business affairs people ruining that. Enjoy.
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The Independent Spirit Awards always take place the day before the Oscars to serve as a gentle reminder that Hollywood actually makes some good films as well, even though they tend to make a lot less money. Nevertheless, they still bring out the bevy of decked out hotties pimping their films or just trying to tie themselves to the indie filmmaking world, despite the completely meaningless distinction of that title these days.
Emma Stone in a see-through type dress makes everything okay. As does Sylvie Meis flashing serious chesty goodness. You throw in Emmy Awesome and Scarlett Johansson and Oliva Munn and it’s an outright party for the ogling eyeballs. Okay, still a bit pretentious, but I find that part of the appeal. I’m not afraid of a woman who fakes it. In fact, I highly encourage that. It’s helps me to feel proud of myself. Also, to make sure I’m good to go when the ball game starts. Bless all of your ridiculously hot women for dolling up and strutting the carpet. You made my weekend. Enjoy.
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Okay, I’m kind of watching and sharing some of my favorite photos from this last and final grand hurrah to Hollywood awards season. The incessant need for moviemakers to award themselves is something of an psychology 101 term paper deal. As far as our needs, we just appreciate the biggest night of the year for the decked out A-list hotties. It really is the glass half full of sextastic celebrities kind of evening.
I’ll update as the evening moves along. Adding names to the list of Anna Kendrick, Rita Ora, Jenna Dewan Tatum, Jennifer Lopez, Dakota Johnson, Felicity Jones, Zendaya Coleman, and others strutting the crimson catwalk for film’s biggest night. As opposed to film’s smallest night, which I believe was the opening night of Jupiter Ascending. I kid. And I ogle. Enjoy.
Here’s my quick read on the SAG Awards last night. Jennifer Aniston looked damn amazing, Sofia Vergara looked ever epically sultry and veteran hot, and Ariel Winter might’ve stolen the show if we were allowed to talk about her teen titan curves to any prurient extent. But we can’t, so, just ignore those for now if you’re able. Blasphemer.
There were several other sextastic celebrities geared up for perhaps the biggest night of the year for actors to compliment other actors and pretend their astronauts or firefighters or grave diggers or other important professionals. Still, even when standing in a circle slapping each other on the back, there’s no doubt this is the good looking set and when decking out for the occasion, there’s really nothing else like Hollywood Award season for a promenading of the hottest ladies in the world. Enjoy.
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It’s that time of year when the networks bring out their talent to parade around in front of the TV critics association and advertisers alike, to show off like a rancher lining up his prized cattle. A not so respectful analogy I suppose, but that’s basically the sum of it. Strut, twirl, smile, look amazing. And so many did for the NBC Universal press tour. Sophia Bush, one seriously underrated hottie, Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, and others arrived to the staging grounds for prime preening.
I’m not exactly sure how bringing out the celebrities in their fineries indicates any quality related to their shows. But I’m the last one to judge as I primarily review content based solely on the sextastic ladies involved. So I’ll take a back seat to the TV critics who perhaps see Sophia Bush, get a half chub, and give her show rave reviews. That’s how I’d play it, except for the halfsies part, that just seems so non-committal. Enjoy.
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Kristen Stewart and Kate Bosworth hit up the premiere of Still Alice last night and looked pretty damn marvelous doing so. I know it pains Kristen to get dolled up for any occasion because she’s so damn self-serious, but when she does, even when she’s trying to be rebellious of her own good looks, she certainly does look good. Kate Bosworth quite the same. A very pretty thespianic, though ever in need of a sandwich. Might I recommend the French dip?
Oh, sure, we’d love to see our favorite hotties wearing nothing but perhaps a fig leaf on their knees, but there’s something appetite whetting about seeing them all decked out in their fineries. I’m sure it’s a hassle. I’m also sure I could help relieve their burden by undressing them later on. Five thousand dollar dresses don’t lose much value when you rip them off bodies, do they? Just checking. Enjoy.
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Due to my slight incapacitation today in no way related to imbibing near beer through four football games this weekend, our friends at WWTDD are handling our 2015 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet hottie needs.
Be sure to click out and check out all the big names in Tinsel Town award season cleavetastic and all around good lookingness. This is one of the biggest decked out hottie nights of the year. Enjoy.