Here’s my quick read on the SAG Awards last night. Jennifer Aniston looked damn amazing, Sofia Vergara looked ever epically sultry and veteran hot, and Ariel Winter might’ve stolen the show if we were allowed to talk about her teen titan curves to any prurient extent. But we can’t, so, just ignore those for now if you’re able. Blasphemer.
There were several other sextastic celebrities geared up for perhaps the biggest night of the year for actors to compliment other actors and pretend their astronauts or firefighters or grave diggers or other important professionals. Still, even when standing in a circle slapping each other on the back, there’s no doubt this is the good looking set and when decking out for the occasion, there’s really nothing else like Hollywood Award season for a promenading of the hottest ladies in the world. Enjoy.
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It’s that time of year when the networks bring out their talent to parade around in front of the TV critics association and advertisers alike, to show off like a rancher lining up his prized cattle. A not so respectful analogy I suppose, but that’s basically the sum of it. Strut, twirl, smile, look amazing. And so many did for the NBC Universal press tour. Sophia Bush, one seriously underrated hottie, Kenya Moore, Brandi Glanville, and others arrived to the staging grounds for prime preening.
I’m not exactly sure how bringing out the celebrities in their fineries indicates any quality related to their shows. But I’m the last one to judge as I primarily review content based solely on the sextastic ladies involved. So I’ll take a back seat to the TV critics who perhaps see Sophia Bush, get a half chub, and give her show rave reviews. That’s how I’d play it, except for the halfsies part, that just seems so non-committal. Enjoy.
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Kristen Stewart and Kate Bosworth hit up the premiere of Still Alice last night and looked pretty damn marvelous doing so. I know it pains Kristen to get dolled up for any occasion because she’s so damn self-serious, but when she does, even when she’s trying to be rebellious of her own good looks, she certainly does look good. Kate Bosworth quite the same. A very pretty thespianic, though ever in need of a sandwich. Might I recommend the French dip?
Oh, sure, we’d love to see our favorite hotties wearing nothing but perhaps a fig leaf on their knees, but there’s something appetite whetting about seeing them all decked out in their fineries. I’m sure it’s a hassle. I’m also sure I could help relieve their burden by undressing them later on. Five thousand dollar dresses don’t lose much value when you rip them off bodies, do they? Just checking. Enjoy.
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Due to my slight incapacitation today in no way related to imbibing near beer through four football games this weekend, our friends at WWTDD are handling our 2015 Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet hottie needs.
Be sure to click out and check out all the big names in Tinsel Town award season cleavetastic and all around good lookingness. This is one of the biggest decked out hottie nights of the year. Enjoy.
The People’s Choice Awards truly are the red headed stepchild of the Awards Season. They’re actually the teen girl texting choice awards, not that it matters, but there should be some truth in advertising. I’m a people. I don’t choose Cody Simpson for President. Nevertheless, as for any big shindig in Hollywood, the hotties do come out to be noticed. Like the sextastic swallows returning to Capistrano, this annual January tradition finds some of our bustiest and most beautiful showing off their wares on star-studded red carpets.
Last night’s event clearly highlighted the outstanding headlights of Anna Faris and Kaley Cuoco, the former of whom literally blew my socks off with her cleavetastic ensemble, while Kaley, despite butching up her style, can’t help but remind us of the first time we big banged thinking about her. The duo formed quite a pair as the highlight of the hottie evening. Really, there was no need for the actual show after that. But they run it anyhow. Because once you’ve invented a fake award show that people just assume is real and watch, you’re not going to throw that fortune in the trash. Enjoy.
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YouTube and all-around Internet girl sensation Lia Marie Johnson turned eighteen I guess rather recently and many of you seemed to notice and seemed to want me to notice as well. I’m noticing. She is a looker alright, and not a tiny girl up top. I definitely see the potential for some tingly feelings. So, yes, I just had to share.
Barely legal Lia is now hitting up all the big parties in Hollywood. I think she’s starting to get roles in legit films and shows as well now as her Internet type media sensation and social media followings. I’m so down with the millennials as to the importance of social influencers. I’d like to be one myself one day if it weren’t for my bad day. Having blonde hair and a rack like young Lia probably helps the cause as well. Alack, my chances are close to nil. As for our chances of seeing Lia Marie Johnson in far less clothing soon? I’ll need to consult my magic eight balls. They do delight in a good shaking. Enjoy.
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Taylor Swift really is getting better looking. Not that my belusted, albeit perhaps difficult girlfriend not girlfriend was ever not pretty, but something is coming with maturity and work outs and just wanting to show off more that is causing the tall Taylor to reach new heights on my tingle meter. Yes, I have a tingle meter. I got it for Christmas 2011. Still works great though killer on the batteries.
Taylor showed off on the red carpet of the Z100 Radio Jingle Ball turn over the weekend. She performed later on and I’m sure her music was sufficiently moving, but it was her cut-out dress on the carpet that caused me to start foaming slightly, but noticeably, at the mouth. She is a looker. I’m aware of her reputation for writing not so complimentary songs about her exes, but I could easily live with ‘He boinked me 100 times then ditched me because he couldn’t handle the real me’ as the veiled line casting shade on me. Sacrifices must be made. Enjoy.
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