Red Carpet Posts:

Cara Delevingne and Kate Beckinsale Shining Sextastic at TIFF

Toronto Film Festival really does bring out the hotties from all parts of the globe. Well, Britain, by way of Los Angeles at least. It's not quite Cannes, then again, it's not quite as pretentious as Cannes, which means you can ogle the likes of Cara Delevingne and uber-MILFtastic Kate Beckinsale without having to cross your legs and smirk. And, oh, what a pair to ogle.

The fine British lasses of different sextastic generations were decked out for the premiere of Face of an Angel. It could have been called the Body of an Angel That I'd Like to Ravish if you know what I'm saying. But I guess movie titles have to be a little more vague so you see them by accident or when your girlfriend says you should see it it sounds at least okay. I'd pretty much go to any movie with Cara on my left, Kate on my right, and my butter greasy groping hands simply ruining their designer gowns. Dare to dream, my friends. You never know. Enjoy.

Ashley Judd Braless and Peekable at Dolphin Tale 2 Premiere

Kids movie smhmids movie I say. Why can't Ashley Judd wear a revealing dress top just because she's pimping a cute animal flick for the kids? Who do you think take those kids to the movies? That's right, us gentleman oglers who very much appreciate a braless peek of Ashley Judd on the carpet for the Dolphin Tale Two premiere.

I just admit, I can't tell you what happened in the first movie. Though I don't see why that should keep me from fully admiring Ashley's peek-a-boo's at the premiere. I've seen this plot line before and I always like it. Ashley does a ton of family films these days. Perhaps next time we can get some crotchless panties and a corset top, and, yes, a smile. She does have a nice one of those. Enjoy.

Toni Garrn, Isabeli Fontana, Candice Swanepoel Among the Hotties at Harper’s Bazaar Fashion Week Party

if you didn't bring at least twenty change of clothes, consider yourself under prepared for Fashion Week in New York. The sponsored parties and events are non-stop for the good looking and famous class of young women models, actresses, divas, and socialites. Not to mention fashion bloggers. Oh, they really are the best.

The Harper's Bazaar ICON party may have won the weekend at least with its impressive guest list that includes Candice Swanepoel, Kendall Jenner, Lady Gaga, Isabeli Fontana,Toni Garrn, and Karolina Kurkova. Kind of an odd ensemble, but a powerhouse celebrity list nonetheless. And all looking their best. Even Lady Gaga made efforts. If you've ever thought about a career in fashion, these kinds of fancy get-ups might convince you to stick with your dream. Just imagine the excitement of having these ladies screaming in your ear or firing you. Wonderful! Enjoy.

Kate Upton and Kendall Jenner Make the Media Fashion Awards in N.Y.C.

In case your electronic buzzer wasn't going off, do be aware that we are currently experiencing Fashion Week in New York. They seem to happen all the time, but this one in early September is clearly the biggest of the year in the Big Apple. Everybody who's anybody in the world of fashion, or what I like to call, expensive clothes, is in town this week for all the parties, fashion shows, and naturally, the good drugs.

The Week kicked off with the Media Fashion Awards, one of the many pseudo awards shows planned for the week as an excuse to find a corporate sponsor position. I could care less how fake it was when hotties Kate Upton, Gigi Hadid, Kendall Jenner, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Dakota Fanning walked through the front door with invitations. That makes it a party right there. Or an award show. Had I been invited, I would've have worn my ascot and talked about the wonderful new looks this year that kind of look like the wonderful new looks of a couple years ago. I can fake it for the love of the sextastic. Enjoy.

2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Arrivals: Heidi Klum, Sarah Hyland, Taylor Schilling, And Much More

Here they are. The lovely lady forms of the boob tube strutting their expensively clad hot selves on the red carpet for the 2014 Emmy Awards. I'll be bringing you my favorite alluring hotties of TV's biggest night. You can cuddle up with your own significant other and comment on the gowns as well. I'm not here to judge. Well, I am, but I will keep it inside my self.

The photos will keep rolling in, and we'll keep adding to the gallery for the 2014 Emmy Awards Red Carpet. Can we have some cleavage and wardrobe malfunctions if you please. Enjoy.

Ariana Grande Zipper Sextastic, Demi Lovato Cleavetastic, Taylor Swift Toned Legs, and Other Highlights of the 2014 MTV VMAs

While the MTV VMAs represent some kind of Fall of the Roman Empire, the lynchpin of the downfall of a civilized society, to be replaced by craptastic auditory experiences and glitter, there's no doubt the annual event brings out the finest in pop diva competition for eyeballs, hence, lots of skin. There's but a few teensy tiny number of popular music artists earning distinction from their vocal talents. The rest are competing for the dollar bills from the guys in the front row with the sweaty jowls. Me first among them.

So many hotties out at the 2014 MTV VMAs tonight, keep attuned to this updating gallery for some of the best of them, including Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Iggy Azalea, Jennifer Lopez, Rita Ora, Beyonce, Miley Cyrus, and more. It's a night to remember, if you remembered your earplugs! Enjoy.

Jessica Alba Hotness, Eva Green Sideboob, Rosario Dawson Cleavage Highlight the Sin City 2 Premiere

Anything Alba. You know my motto. It doesn't hurt when Jessica Alba brings along many of her hot friends like Eva Green, Rosario Dawson, and Nicky Whelan to walk the red carpet of the Sin City 2 premiere in Los Angeles.

This film is already a no-brainer on my must-see list, being both a fan of the first film in the series and, yes, the hot ladies. All of them looked so very good last night, especially Jessica Alba who forever puts sin in my jeans. That's a figure of speech, Though the day it becomes literally, I will report back with photos and diagrams and third-party authentication. Jessica moves me just about like no other. Her seamless transition from hot mommy to wicked hot glamorous star to the shower, where she forever resides in my dreams. Enjoy.