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Happy Memorial Day from PlayboyTV With a Special Holiday Weekend Offer (And A Special Iana Little Nekkid as a Kicker!)

 
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Our good friends at PlayboyPlus, purveyors of all things bunny hot and nekkid online, have put together a special offer for the Memorial Day holiday they’d like to hook you up with and I’d like to hook you up with because I really do delight in my own subscription service. It’s a tad bit better than anything on CNN or TLC, though I can’t say how I feel about it compared to my NFL package as a man should never be forced to decide between hot topless women and football. God is not that cruel.

For the Memorial Day weekend, Playboy.TV is now free for one week to test out, try out, and all around swim into the sextastic because you deserve a treat today and why not make that treat come in the form of thousands of beautiful unclothed women doing fun time things with other lovely ladies and often beach balls or other sporting goods. It really is a thing.

While you’re deciding whether or not FREE is a good value, check out the lovely brunette Playboy sweetheart Iana Little, tempting you into the good kind of temptation with her ridiculously hot body quickly unveiled. To repeat, if you love the world’s most alluring women without their clothes on, do try this Free Trial Offer of Playboy.TV. If you like Wolf Blitzer droning on and on, stick with CNN. Enjoy your weekend!

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Dani Mathers Is Your Playboy Playmate Of The Year 2015!

 
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Every May the folks at Playboy pop the champagne and light the eco-friendly fireworks to announce the honor of Playmate of the Year, one of the richest glamour modeling titles the world over. The PMOY vaults a hot young woman with an outstanding nekkid body into the stratosphere of the legendary, alongside vaunted PMOY names such as Shannon Tweed, Anna Nicole Smith, Jenny McCarthy, and Sara Jean Underwood. Now that’s a hot tub dream of mine right there. Now add to that list the hotness that is Dani Mathers. Wowzer with blonde double funbag twist. She deserves every award out there, in my humble and completely sucking up to Dani Mathers opinion.

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Congratulations, Dani. The world ought belong to incredibly hot women who share their unclothed bodies and female wonderments with the world. There may be no greater benevolent gesture. At least none that I’ve been leering at for the past forty-five minutes. Enjoy.

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Leanna Decker Lone Star Striptease and a Killer Offer from PlayboyPlus

 
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I miss Leanna Decker when she disappears from our radar for any period of time. The redheaded Playboy Cyber Girl wunderkind just makes me feel like a much better person than I probably am. Like my grandma used to make me feel, though she and Leanna Decker have entirely different methods of getting me to the same place. Sorry, grandma, if I had to choose, I’m going with the model perfect female form of Leanna Decker stripping out of her cowboy gear herein, heretofore, and damn.

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I could spend six hours watching Leanna Decker paint her nails. Heck, I’d offer to spend the six hours doing it. I just want to be near her when her instinct for removing her clothes and flashing her stellar funbags kicks in. Our friends at PlayboyPlus our again offering their rightfully tempting $5.83 a month offer for access to their virtual cornucopia of Playmates, Cyber Girls, photo sessions, videos and much more from past, present, and future. It’s a library of crazy hot gorgeous women that exists nowhere else on the planet. Perhaps other planets. I’ll let you know when I return from my rocket voyage searching the galaxy for women. Enjoy.

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Brittany Brousseau Nothing But Heels For Playboy!

 
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One of those titles that never goes out of style is Playmate of the Month. Playmate is kind of like doctor or MVP or video arcade operator, just one of those titles that connotes meaningful accomplishment and stature. Take for instance Brittany Brousseau, the latest and greatest Playboy Playmate of the Month. Brittany is exuding stature all over the place, especially in those heels and not much else but her quite accomplished and bodacious body. I backed into that like I wish Brittany would back into me. That’s not polite to say, but honesty remains the best policy.

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To celebrate Brittany’s crowning bodily achievement and that absolutely killer body, our friends at Playboy are offering a super special pricing plan of just $5.83 a month for an annual subscription to PlayboyPlus, where you might partake in countless thousands of galleries and videos of the very best of Playboy, past, present, and future. I can’t possibly explain to you how much more joy you will experience from a month of PlayboyPlus than a similar costing 6-inch meatball sub combo at Subway, only that I ought mention that’s not real meat. Sorry, Jared. Check in with PlayboyPlus. Enjoy.

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Lindsey Pelas Topless Full Frontal Goodness (With an Early Easter Offering from Playboy Plus)

 
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After seeing Lindsey Pelas in her see-through bouncy run through the park, you know I just had to share the source of that blessed bounce with all of you, with a big kudos to our bare ta-ta loving friends at PlayboyPlus. Before Lindsey was a commando jogger, she was a bare model for the bunny magazine. Bare and boobtastic and simply a nice slice of heaven in blonde form.

Playboy Plus is also offering an early bird EASTER BUNNY SIGN UP SPECIAL. You know it’s a big holiday for the folks at Playboy and their offering a special deal that you won’t be finding in any hidden eggs come the real Sunday. Move quick before all the rabbit eared hottie have been taken. Enjoy those Pelas!

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Anna Sophia Berglund Topless Opera Dramatic for Playboy

 
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We saw Anna Sophia Berglund earlier today in her bikini along the beach, so let’s play my most favorite game in the history of games involving funbags and take a look at Anna Sophie Berglund from her Playboy Playmate pictorial where she showed even more of that heavenly body. Thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus we can sneak a peek at the blonde bombshell in all of her birthday suit splendid. I think she’s homaging Phantom of the Opera which works out well for me because it’s one of the four musicals I can probably name if waterboarded and forced to do so. Also, she’s wicked hot.

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Sometimes I look at women so beautiful and I begin to cry. I like to think it’s me becoming more in touch with my feminine emotional side. But mostly it’s just from being beyond horny and not knowing exactly how to express myself. I go with the former when explaining to other girls why it’s happening. Then they want to mother me, at least until they start noticing what I’m leering at on my screen. Life is so complicated. Sextastic women even more so. Enjoy.

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Linda Zimany Black And White Glittering Topless Perfection For the Bunny Magazine

 
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So often people say to me, hey, Bill, you owe me twenty bucks. Then I wonder why I even bothered with with fake mustache and glasses to begin with. Perhaps the second most common comment I get is, hey, how about more wicked hot Hungarian sextastic celebs? Why not.

You may know Linda Zimany from perhaps her most famous incident as that hot Playboy model who a drunk Jude Law tried to make out with in a Budapest bar. Not that I blame him for being sloppy drunk or desperately trying to get lucky with Linda Zimany. Therefore but the grace of God go I. Which only makes sense if that means, why God can’t I live Jude Law’s life?

Nevertheless, now it’s time to know Linda from her heavenly Bunny magazine shoot for her homeland courtesy of our good friends at PlayboyPlus, purveyors of all things globally hot and nekkid. In her lone shoot for the glamour magazine, Linda shows why she just might look ridiculously alluring to the male of the species, with or without distilled beverages. I would not throw Linda out of bed for eating crackers, or even three of my ten toes. Hot blonde zombie works for me. Enjoy.

Playboy Plus is celebrating March with the return of the $1 Sign Up special from Playboy Plus. It does not get any better than this. One dollar, one-hundred thousand gloriously hot nekkid women. Do the math, Lord knows I can’t.

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