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Scary Spice Had An Hour Lesbionic Macking Session With Luann Lee; Let’s See Luann Nekkid in Playboy!

 

80's Playmate Luann Lee claims that Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, aka X-Factor judge hottie popped into the disabled toilet at Planet Hollywood in Vegas right after her and proceeded to get it on in the toilet for an hour. This while Melanie's husband guarded the bathroom. Nice job if you can get it. I have no idea if this really happened or not, Luann seems to have plenty of details, but I'd like to think it happened. I celebrate lesbionics in all ways possible, especially between a veteran hottie Spice Girl and a 50-year old still hot ex-Playmate.

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Naturally, I ran to our friends at PlayboyPlus for genuine nekkid photos of Luann from her Playmate days. She was rather smoking hot. She still is a good looking lady. Enough so that Melanie Brown chased her down into a toilet stall for some scissor kissing. I would ask that next time the two Sapphic leaning ladies not use the disabled stall as that is rather rude, albeit, I think we should make exceptions for lesbionic hotties going at it. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless and Smoking Hot For Playboy (WIth Another Chance to Get Playboy.TV For One Free Week)

 

I like to think of Emma Glover and I as BFFs. That's like FWB without the B. Oh, that I could have more platonic relationships with gorgeous women in my life. That's the ticket to happiness, not to mention painful crying tears throughout the overnight hours. Nevertheless, while I may never truly experience the full and ample pleasure of knowing Emma Glover in any biblical fashion, the fun parts of the bible that is, that does not take away from the happy tingles I receive viewing her absolutely perfect body and outrageously hot funbags as herein in her new pictorial for Playboy Magazine.

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To celebrate this majestic views of her her royal sexiness, I'm going to become slightly catatonic, followed by a brief frenzy of activity, and then a bath of some sort. I'm also going to extend to you ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL on Playboy.TV. Because it's almost mother's day and mom would want you to be happy. Especially for free. I wouldn't be pimping this if it wasn't bound to make you happier than that tuna sandwich you're about to eat. And you had to pay for that.

Emma Glover, someday, in some parallel universe where there are two suns, I shall experience your two moons with galactic passion. But, for today, it's all about scratch and sniff on my monitor. I can do the two simultaneously thanks to monumental levels of practice. Enjoy.

Alejandra Guilmant Nekkid for a Belated Playboy St. Patrick’s Day Feel Good Special

 

I blame myself for missing St. Patrick's Day. Although, I'd make mention of the fact that having a drinking holiday on a Monday following a big weekend of sports is pretty brutal for anyone over the age of teenager. Still, I'd be remiss if I and a couple of my special hot girl loving friends at Playboy did not give you one way to save green after St. Patrick's Day with a special deal on both Playboy Plus with, oh, hundreds of thousands of photos and videos, and Playboy.TV with a bunch of hot nekkid women doing silly things to one another. I blush just thinking about it.

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And, to celebrate, why not take a special peek at the nekkid hot goodness of Alejandra Guilmant who we saw just an hour ago covered topless in Esquire. Well, you knew that wasn't going to be good enough for me. And definitely nor good enough for you. So take a gander at her wicked alluring sextastic body and dream the dream of hot senoritas in your boudoir. Enjoy.

Rachel Hunter Called a Classic by Sports Illustrated; We Take A Peek At Rachel Topless in Playboy

 

For the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, the S.I. team harkened back twenty years to the February when Rachel Hunter was among the three hottie member trio of swimsuit models dubbed the dream team. And a dream she was, and still is, by the looks of her in and around these photo ops for the new edition. But, today, I take you back to a time when Rachel Hunter made our entire bodies grip with, well, gripness.

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Rachel's stellar Playboy photo shoot courtesy of the launch of Playboy Plus' new Hot Yoga channel launch. If you happen to like wicked hot girls doing yoga in various states of undress, you will die for this. I mean, first the happy, then the die part. Might as well go out with a smile. Enjoy.

We Saw Jade Bryce Hot on the Red Carpet; Now Let’s See Her Topless on PlayboyPlus

 

My favorite upscale adult entertainment game show that doesn't involve a guy with a toupee hosting it (not yet at least). Yesterday we saw Bellator hottie Jade Bryce on the red carpet for the MMA Awards in Vegas. Now, thanks to our friends at PlayboyPlus, we have a look at Jade Bryce topless and wicked hot from her cybermodeling days of yore. Well, like a couple years ago. She truly is a stunner.

Playboy Plus is 80% off for Valentine's Week Only

And, just in time for Valentine's Day, the good folks at PlayboyPlus are offering a massive 80% off annual subscription rate deal for the lovers of romance and hundreds of thousands of photos and videos of the world's hottest women to go along with that romance. It's a deal you really can't beat, though you can certainly beat... nevermind, you get the idea. Enjoy.

Elizabeth Marxs Nekkid Competition for Your Playboy Cybergirl of the Year Vote

 

Vote early, vote often, vote using the name 'Simon Smith'. I don't know, but a guy near a polling booth in Jersey once advised me so along with a twenty dollar bill so it always stuck with me. As for the Playboy Cybergirl of the Year voting currently underway, it's time for you to pick your capo di tutti capo of sextastic ladies of the digital domain so that Playboy may crown a queen after voting closes on March 2.

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Now, I'm not going to tell you who I'm voting for (ahem, Elizabeth Marxs). But she might have a naughty sneer, hints of ginger in her hair, and some shit-kicker cowgirl boots that could inspire an entirely new level of the Horse Rides Cowgirl family board game. As for you, you are a sentient being with your own life force and free will, you pick among these dozen nekkid beauties for yourself.

VOTE for the Cybergirl of the Year and exercise your democratic right. I know, not quite as exciting as a Congressional election, but what can you do. Enjoy.

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Will Sasha Grey Be Nekkid in The New Entourage Movie? Dunno, Let’s Look at Her Sweet Funbags in Playboy

 

I'm pretty sure they started filming the new Entourage movie without a completely clear idea as to final script and the players involved. I could be wrong, but it seems still up in the air at least as to who the noteworthy list of hotties will be who appear in the movie basically about hot celebrity girls. We're definitely hoping one of them will be the passion producing Sasha Grey. There's also some story involving the guys, but, meh, you know.

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Thanks to our friends at Playboy Plus we have another fine look at this porn star, who while also quite noteworthy in her many action poses online, also happens to be a truly alluring model worthy of glamour photography and the pages of Playboy. And, yes, I'm saying that in part so that when I meet Sasha she will pin me down and have her way with me in a hopefully public setting. If it happens, I definitely want to be arrested for it. Enjoy.