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I Saw Jaime Pressly on TVLand, Now You Get to See Jaime Pressly Topless in Playboy

 
Jaime Pressly Topless Bakery Photoshoot for Playboy
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I do miss this game. This udderly delicious turn at seeing one sextastic celebrity hottie clothed by day, or last night actually when I saw Jaime Pressly in her new TV series, Jennifer Falls. And then by day, see her in one of her exquisitely classic topless pictorials in Playboy Magazine from our friends at Playboy Plus, a site that if you don’t belong, you’re simply not wasting time on the Internet properly.

Jaime Pressly has been in the news of late both for her new TV show and for talk about some medical issues related to her breast health. We obviously root for all women on Egotastic!, and we obviously root a bit harder for women who are so hot they make our toes burn just from imagining them on top of us on top of hot cement. Why the cement? I’m not sure, I never question my dreams.

Jaime Pressly and oh, a thousand of her super hot celebrity model and actress nekkid friends can be had on Playboy Plus for just $5.83/month now for Egotastic! readers. If you can think of a better way to spend a few bucks a month than perusing an infinite amount of hot photo and video content of Playmates and celebrities, then I’d like to know. Okay, yes, grandma needs to eat, but outside of that, get Playboy Plus. Enjoy life a little more.

Teri Copley Full Frontal Hotness in Playboy, Oh, Yeah, That’s a Throwback Every Day

 
Teri Copley Poses Nekkid In Playboy Magazine
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Some of our silver fox readers were wondering if maybe we could use our unholy relation with the Bunny empire to pull out a few more of the classic hotties they grew up having fun time private time to. Why of course said I. Because I like to think of myself as the R-Rated Santa Clause. In that vein, why not look at the incredible sextastic that is Teri Copley, who boys were turning into men to in the early 80′s, and not long after took it all off for Playboy.

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The 80′s were such much simpler times. Sexist TV shows like We Got It Maid just seemed downright okay. Now everything has to be hidden and decoded. I’m guessing Teri didn’t mind so much being the blonde bombshell, even if they did make her the cliche bubble head. A gig’s a gig. Trust me, I’m much smarter than what I play on here. I keep telling myself. Check out Teri, take a walk down mammary lane, and enjoy.

Emily Agnes Nekkid in Playboy Magazine Part Deux, By Popular Demand and Near Riots

 
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We had a rather warm reception to last week’s announcement that our bodaciously boobtastic object d’ lust, Emily Shaw, had changed her name to Emily Agnes and was set to be the Playmate of the Month for July 2014. Quite an honor. And quite an opportunity for us to bring you yet another pictorial  of the ever so crazy hot yams and all over fine female form of Emily Hottie. That might just be the right name for her.

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Emily plays the role of naughty “Insatiable’ vixen in her new set of Playboy shoots. The very thought of Emily as a nymphomaniac with that body as her weapon makes me want to surrender in all kinds of bound by silken ropes ways. I love the glasses. But if she whipped them off purposefully and told me what a bad boy I’ve been, I would definitely need oxygen, a defibrillator, and some peanut butter M&Ms. It’s never the wrong time for peanut butter M&M’s. Oh, Emily, you are a heartthrob of intensely throbbing proportions. Enjoy.

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Scary Spice Had An Hour Lesbionic Macking Session With Luann Lee; Let’s See Luann Nekkid in Playboy!

 
Luann Lee Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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80′s Playmate Luann Lee claims that Melanie Brown, aka Mel B, aka Scary Spice, aka X-Factor judge hottie popped into the disabled toilet at Planet Hollywood in Vegas right after her and proceeded to get it on in the toilet for an hour. This while Melanie’s husband guarded the bathroom. Nice job if you can get it. I have no idea if this really happened or not, Luann seems to have plenty of details, but I’d like to think it happened. I celebrate lesbionics in all ways possible, especially between a veteran hottie Spice Girl and a 50-year old still hot ex-Playmate.

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Naturally, I ran to our friends at PlayboyPlus for genuine nekkid photos of Luann from her Playmate days. She was rather smoking hot. She still is a good looking lady. Enough so that Melanie Brown chased her down into a toilet stall for some scissor kissing. I would ask that next time the two Sapphic leaning ladies not use the disabled stall as that is rather rude, albeit, I think we should make exceptions for lesbionic hotties going at it. Enjoy.

Emma Glover Topless and Smoking Hot For Playboy (WIth Another Chance to Get Playboy.TV For One Free Week)

 
Emma Glover Goes Topless for Playboy
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I like to think of Emma Glover and I as BFFs. That’s like FWB without the B. Oh, that I could have more platonic relationships with gorgeous women in my life. That’s the ticket to happiness, not to mention painful crying tears throughout the overnight hours. Nevertheless, while I may never truly experience the full and ample pleasure of knowing Emma Glover in any biblical fashion, the fun parts of the bible that is, that does not take away from the happy tingles I receive viewing her absolutely perfect body and outrageously hot funbags as herein in her new pictorial for Playboy Magazine.

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To celebrate this majestic views of her her royal sexiness, I’m going to become slightly catatonic, followed by a brief frenzy of activity, and then a bath of some sort. I’m also going to extend to you ONE WEEK FREE TRIAL on Playboy.TV. Because it’s almost mother’s day and mom would want you to be happy. Especially for free. I wouldn’t be pimping this if it wasn’t bound to make you happier than that tuna sandwich you’re about to eat. And you had to pay for that.

Emma Glover, someday, in some parallel universe where there are two suns, I shall experience your two moons with galactic passion. But, for today, it’s all about scratch and sniff on my monitor. I can do the two simultaneously thanks to monumental levels of practice. Enjoy.

Alejandra Guilmant Nekkid for a Belated Playboy St. Patrick’s Day Feel Good Special

 
Alejandra Guilmant Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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I blame myself for missing St. Patrick’s Day. Although, I’d make mention of the fact that having a drinking holiday on a Monday following a big weekend of sports is pretty brutal for anyone over the age of teenager. Still, I’d be remiss if I and a couple of my special hot girl loving friends at Playboy did not give you one way to save green after St. Patrick’s Day with a special deal on both Playboy Plus with, oh, hundreds of thousands of photos and videos, and Playboy.TV with a bunch of hot nekkid women doing silly things to one another. I blush just thinking about it.

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And, to celebrate, why not take a special peek at the nekkid hot goodness of Alejandra Guilmant who we saw just an hour ago covered topless in Esquire. Well, you knew that wasn’t going to be good enough for me. And definitely nor good enough for you. So take a gander at her wicked alluring sextastic body and dream the dream of hot senoritas in your boudoir. Enjoy.

Rachel Hunter Called a Classic by Sports Illustrated; We Take A Peek At Rachel Topless in Playboy

 
Rachel Hunter Topless Playboy Photoshoot
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For the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, the S.I. team harkened back twenty years to the February when Rachel Hunter was among the three hottie member trio of swimsuit models dubbed the dream team. And a dream she was, and still is, by the looks of her in and around these photo ops for the new edition. But, today, I take you back to a time when Rachel Hunter made our entire bodies grip with, well, gripness.

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Rachel’s stellar Playboy photo shoot courtesy of the launch of Playboy Plus’ new Hot Yoga channel launch. If you happen to like wicked hot girls doing yoga in various states of undress, you will die for this. I mean, first the happy, then the die part. Might as well go out with a smile. Enjoy.