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Beyonce Wears Sexy White Lingerie in Her New Video, “The Best Thing I Never Had”

By cjulian | July 13, 2011 @ 6:12 am

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I can think of many best things I've never had. One would be a nice clear shot of pop diva Beyonce fully and delightfully nekkid. However, in consolation, these stills from Beyonce's music video feature the strong-bodied singer and dancer in a nice little bit of white lingerie which flatters her delicious curves. All women really should have curves; I think men's eyes do not work well with straight lines. Enjoy.

Rihanna Awe-Inspiring Hotness in %u2018All of the Lights%u2019 Hi-Res Redux

By | June 6, 2011 @ 12:14 pm

Rihanna Flashes Mega Boobage in the All of the Lights Video

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Big time shoutout to Egotastic! Superfan and all around Dutch dude, 'Felix E.' for sending us some startlingly high quality re-re-redo's of the sultry and boobtastic Rihanna from the Kanye West 'All of the Lights' music video. When we originally saw these still in lower quality, we were still awed by how amazing Rihanna looked for leering delights, but, now, seeing these high res redux, wow. I mean, wow. This may be the best we've ever seen Rihanna, and we've seen a whole lot of hotness from the Barbadian diva these past couple of years. Lust inducing factor times bazillion. And, blastoff. Enjoy.

Rihanna Super Sexy And Singing About Her Bed (VIDEO)

By | May 10, 2011 @ 11:45 am

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Rihanna looks ridiculously sexy in her new music video, and, her just singing about a bed, well it's almost too much to bear. While Rihanna music for me is something of an acquired taste I hope never too acquire, I must say, 'California King Bed' is probably one of my ten favorite songs of all time based upon mattress size measurements. And, regardless, Rihanna looks super hot and I don't care to hear any anti-Rihanna arguments, not today, not when she's showing off her fine body in some thinly veiling clothing and crooning about being lonely. I just want to give her a hug. A big wet naked hug. Is that so wrong? Sing on, Barbadian song bird. Enjoy.

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The Beyonce Hot Body Conundrum: Will Jay-Z Murderize Me For Coveting His Wife?

By Jon | April 14, 2011 @ 9:17 am

Beyonce Filming Video for Til the World Ends

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It's hard to get good photographs of Beyonce these days. I think she's gone into some kind of hiding. The more they report how many bazillions of dollars Jay-Z is worth, the more Beyonce seems to disappear. I could just be imagining things, I am prone to hallucinations and Olde English 800-induced delusions, but I really miss the ultimate curvy, thick-but-hot sultry Beyonce strutting around something fierce. So, when we did get a chance to ogle Beyonce in a sheer costume flashing some leg on the set of her new music video 'Til the World Ends', I got aroused (intellectually speaking, of course). Not so much for the shoot itself, but knowing that we're now on the inevitable course toward another Beyonce album release and the inevitable body-flashing music tour this summer which is sure to produce some wonderfully skin-baring moments. Put me down as a big time Beyonce body fan. I don't care if Jay-Z can afford to kill me 87 million times over; I will continue to cover his wife. Enjoy.

Victoria Justice Begging on Your Knees Music Video Stills; Oh, Yes, There Will Be Begging

By Jon | March 18, 2011 @ 9:37 am

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What can be said of Victoria Justice and her singing talent? Well, she's hot. Amazingly hot. What about her pitch, her tone, her musical sensibilities? She's ridiculously sexy. Yes, I so do not care if Victoria Justice can reach the musical mountain tops known only by names such as Mozart and Gwynneth Paltrow. I just want to ogle her day long, night long, then once again in the morning before sneaking out of her room. Victoria Justice is going places, and titling your breakout starlet song, Begging On Your Knees, well, that's just a nice bit of foreshadowing. Enjoy.

Selena Gomez Pictures From Her Music Video Shoot Make Me Want to Squirsh Her Bieber

By Jon | February 14, 2011 @ 10:27 am

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Look, I've gotten several letters from people claiming that I'm jealous of a bubble-gum singing dwarf, who may, okay, be worth close to $100 million according to recent reports. Well, I don't care how rich Sneezy gets, Selena Gomez will be mine, simply based on lust factor alone. Who else will worship this barely legal Latina while she does such things as film her latest music video on the beach in a pair of Daisy Dukes that I would gladly dismantle from her delightful derriere? She must know that songboy Stuart Little will be gone with the wind once he turns eighteen, takes control of his duckets, and he's free to move to Gstaad and body fondue with a versatile top ski instructor named Bernhard. Selena, call me. Our romance will last a lifetime of forty-eight-second-long passionate moments. Enjoy.

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Avril Lavigne Goes Bra and Panties For A Few Seconds of What the Hell Goodness (VIDEO)

By Jon | January 27, 2011 @ 7:21 am

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Occasionally, I force myself to re-enter the world of auto-tuned pop music for the sake of bringing my favorite readers all the celebrity hotness that's fit to be ogled. I seriously hope you appreciate how much bad music I endure just to share a sexy glimpse of the likes of Rihanna, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, and, in this case, Avril Lavigne, but her What The Hell music video caught my eye. In particular, the first twenty seconds or so where the little sexy bomb bumps about in her bra and panties flashing her petite taut body. It was worth it, all worth it, but, seriously, if you're listening past those first twenty seconds or so, I am not liable for any emotional or aural damages. Screech!

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