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Angelina Jolie Topless To Lead the List of Bouncy Thespianics in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the streets. Huh? Who dances in the street? Crazy hobos, that's who. Not you who has air conditioning and a screen set up in your own abode for viewing the most important cinema ever produced -- that featuring the lovely chests and hot nekkid bodies of ever so earnest thespianics. And here to guide you through your first weekend in June viewing of such mind bending content is Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Angelina Jolie not nude in Maleficent but quite bouncy topless in Gia and Original Sin, Kate Dickie, the creepy breastfeeding queen from Game of Thrones topless making of the sexy scene in Filth, now in limited release, and out on Blu-Ray, 24 Exposures featuring Caroline White, Sophia Takal, and Helen Rogers getting it on topless style. It's a bevy of the bare skinematics. Enjoy.

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Drew Barrymore Topless, Kelly Lynch Topless, Joy Bryant Topless Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

An ode to hot women in cinema. Well, hot nekkid women in cinema. That is what the Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Minute are all about. It's why Mr. Skin and I come up as nearly perfect matches on eHarmony dating profiles. Not to mention our combined love for Arabian horses and long romantic walks on the beach. But if you're looking for a virtual guide to lead you through only the best of the chest available in the theaters or on home viewing devices, Skin is your man. If he can't find it, nobody can.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Drew Barrymore not topless in this craptastic Blended movie opening this weekend, but quite bloody bare boobed in The Evil Within, Joy Bryant topless reprising of the Demi Moore topless role from About Last Night, and a 25th anniversary salute to the jaunty movie Roadhouse, and all the Kelly Lynch bare butt and topless goodness therein. Plenty to slow-mo through this weekend for sure. Enjoy.

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Elizabeth Olsen, Taylor Schilling, Laura Prepon, and BIllie Piper All Topless In This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I'm not sure if it's as boiling hot where you live as it is here in Tinsel Town Hades this week, but it sure seems like watching movies in an air-conditioned environment weather. I like to sneak into theaters and visually imbibe at home before my 13-inch b/w Trinitron, but what to watch? How can I ensure that my two hours will be not go to waste on a series of clothed females? Who needs that? Thankfully, our friends at Mr. Skin, purveyors of all things unclothed on screen have you all setup for your weekend viewing pleasure.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Elizabeth Olsen not showing off in Godzilla, but quite revealing of her boob tubes in Old Boy, Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling topless making out in Orange is the New Black now out on Blu-Ray, and Britty hottie Billie Piper topless in Showtime's new Penny Dreadful horror series. Quite the cinematic skinemetic. Enjoy.

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Ali Cobrin Funbags and Some 1980′s Classic R-Comedy Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Now that I've been inspired to enhance my home theater system by the massive investment of $89, I'm going to be looking for even more content to fill my soft vegetable like mind with happy thoughts and images of topless thespianics dancing to and fro. Especially fro. Thankfully, I have our good friends at Mr. Skin to guide my click and view schedule and to keep it rife with pleasant pictures of the most bouncy hot ladies.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Ali Cobrin not topless in the brand new Neighbors film, but quite yam exhibiting in American Reunion, Monique Gabrielle full frontal topless goodies in 1984's Bachelor Party now finally out on Blu-Ray, and we've got bush in the also finally out on Blu-Ray, Revenge of the Nerds. They just don't make them like that anymore. The movies or the bush! Enjoy.

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Sally Fields Bare-Arse and Some Full Frontal Nekkidness Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

While I suppose you could say this is the start of the summer blockbuster season, the reason for leering at hot skin on screen knows no season or marketing schedules. It's a purpose that runs 365 days a year. Thanks to our flesh loving friends at Mr. Skin, we have a forecast for some celebrity hot junk available for your home viewing pleasure this weekend. Make your own blockbuster, if you know what I'm saying. And even I don't.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Sally Field not nekkid in Superman 2, but her hot bare arse in Stay Hungry from the 1970's, hot full frontal nekkidness in DaVinci's Demons on Starz, and Sylvia Hoeks flashing her udders,  bush, and sucking on her own toes in The Best Offer, now out on Blu-Ray. It's some bottoms, some tops, and some fun stuff in between.

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Rebecca Hall, Emily Watson, and Joey Lauren Adams Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Before the big summer blockbusters start their ever earlier annual launch, it's time to reflect upon the real reason we go to see movies or buy big HD TVs -- the glorious faptastic skin shows by so many of our most sextastic celebrities. And nobody knows skin on film finer than the deviantly nice folks at Mr. Skin who put together their weekly Mr. Skin Minute video to give you a head's up on where to get your head up in TV and movies over the weekend.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute featured Rebecca Hall not topless in the new Johnny Depp movie, Transcendence, but quite funbag flashing in Parade's End, Emily Watson full frontal nekkid in Breaking the Waves now out on Blu-Ray, and Joey Lauren Adams and Priscilla Barnes topless in Mall Rats finally out in HD format. It's boobtastic faptastic galore you really must quick peek. Enjoy.

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Rosanna Arquette Topless, Paz de la Huerta Nekkid, The Game of Thrones Ladies of the Evening Nekkid in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

If it's Friday then it must be Mr. Skin forecast for the fun side of your home viewing weekend entertainment. Like clockwork, Mr. Skin informs you of how to get your minute hand on your six o'clock and have yourself a little private party. And this week is hardly short of many visually moving wonderments that ought to keep your quite content in your comfy chair with your remote.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute features Paz de la Huerta quite full frontal and nekkid and making out with Katrina Bowden in Nurse 3D now out on Blu-Ray, the hottie brunettes and redheads of whoredom on Game of Thrones getting nekkid themselves in the season opener on HBO, and veteran thespianic Rosanna Arquette not nekkid in Game Day out in theaters today, but quite topless in a number of her former cinematic ventures. It's lots of lovely funbags just the way we like them, full and ripe like summer berries. Enjoy.

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