Mr. Skin Minute

Eva Green and Ruth Wilson Topless Goodness in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 10, 2014
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The good and semi-decent folks at Mr. Skin have sorted through a large number of skin on screen clips this week to thrill, dazzle, and poorly pun you into a happy submission. The Mr. Skin Minute is sort of like a weather forecast where the prognosis is always hot and sticky. That might sound disturbing, but it was actually the general forecast most days I lived in Southern Georgia. I miss the pie. I’m referring to the cobbler now, not the ladies. Though, both now that I think of it.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the rather fetching Eva Green topless in the first season of Penny Dreadful  now out on Blu-Ray, Ruth Wilson getting it on big time in The Affair new on Showtime, and Juliet Rylance flashing her topless debut on The Kinck. It’s a power packed skin-filled minute of celebrity thespianic boobtastic. I wouldn’t miss it. I didn’t. I’ve seen it thrice. I’d recommend you try and beat my record.

Naturally, I will condemn you to the seventh level of Satan’s residence, also known as Gwyneth Paltrow’s house, if you do not get yourself an Ego discounted Mr. Skin Membership. All the cool kids have one. Think of it as a penis. You may not think you want one, but when it comes time to shower in P.E., you’re going to wish you did.

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Lizzy Caplan, Emily Ratajkowski, and Olivia Wilde All Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for October 3, 2014
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The good and flesh on film loving folks at Mr. Skin have really outdone themselves this week with a ribald and richly ta-ta filled sixty seconds of the best skin on small and big screen this weekend. It’s not that you can’t enjoy entertainment bereft of faptastic funbags, it’s just, why would you even try when you have options. Not many people choose the cold shower when the hot works perfectly fine.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Emily Ratajkowski who will be topless in Gone Girl on the big screen but famously was topless already in her Robin Thicke video, Lizzy Caplan and Breaking Bad’s Betsy Brandt both topless on the season finale of Masters of Sex, and Olivia Wilde flashing her sweet’ums full frontal and some nice rear in Third Person now out in theaters and OnDemand. It’s a hoopla of the hooters of some of the finest ladies in the land. You really shouldn’t pass it up.

And, naturally, while delighting in the Skin for sixty seconds, consider a full-time Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin and their content vaults of unending celebrity skin. Sixty seconds is fun, sixty hours is more of a religious experience. Enjoy.

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Rose Leslie and Elizabeth Berkely Topless For the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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Normally I’d be talking about cooling temps of the fall approaching in my weekly weather report slash skintastic forecast of what to watch celebrity sextastic wise on the tube or screen, but as the 100′s are approaching L.A., I’m personally thinking about hunkering down next to my semi-functioning AC unit with nothing on but the prescribed ogling opportunities recommended by our friends at Mr. Skin. Always at least three options for catching sweet ta-ta’s on the screen, thereby providing a natural outlet for your potentially dangerous levels of body heat.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes the desirably Rose Leslie in the currently in theaters Honeymoon with memories of her mammaries from Game of Thrones, Erin Cummings quite topless and full-bodied on this week’s Masters of Sex, and Elizabeth Berkely topless in Any Given Sunday now out on Blu-Ray. You could shvitz this weekend, or you could shvitz for a purpose. I choose the latter. I choose funbags. Enjoy.

(P.S. If you don’t get your Ego-discounted membership to Mr. Skin, you will have sweated all summer for nothing!)

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Kate Upton Bikini Jiggles, Zoe Saldana Nipples, and Twin Peaks Peeks Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for August 1, 2014
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The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.

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Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for July 25, 2014
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I don’t know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it’s damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it’s time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what’s nekkid onscreen and they’re not afraid to tell you.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Headlines the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
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I was going to write some other stuff in the headline, but you know, after Scarlett Johansson nekkid, the conversation sort of stops as there are more important matters to tend to. Like checking out ScarJo in the best cut yet of her topless and bare goodies moments in Under the Skin, finally out on Blu-Ray. You know our friends at Mr. Skin were just dying to get this in the mail.

Joining Scarlett in the Mr. Skin Minute Video this week are Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez getting quite nekkid and boobtastic in Power on Starz and some hot topless scenes from Hemlock, the sexy horror series on Netflix. There really is a lot of something for everyone. Assuming everyone here loves to leer at hot nekkid women. I live off that assumption. Enjoy.

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Judy Greer, Keri Russell, Charlotte Gainsbourg Flashing Flesh in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 
Mr. Skin Minute for July 11, 2014
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There’s nothing I love more than cozying up to my AC unit on a hot summer’s weekend and flipping through films that are actually made for grownups. You know, cinema with intelligent plotting, real drama, and adult situations, with an emphasis on the latter, and the latter involving reveals of mouth watering celebrity bare skin. For such moments, I always turn to my friends at Mr. Skin for recommendations.

This week’s Mr. Skin Minute includes Keri Russell and Judy Greer not nekkid in Planet of the Apes, but Keri’s bare-arse in The Americans on F/X and Judy Greer topless in What Planet Are You From, Charlotte Gainsbourg and her gal pals nekkid and making the sexy in both volumes of Nymphomaniac now out on Blu-Ray, and Gabriella Wright full frontal nekkid on HBO’s True Blood this week. It’s two eyefuls of skintastic goodness. Soak it all in. Enjoy.

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