Mr. Skin Minute Posts:

Rose Leslie and Elizabeth Berkely Topless For the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Normally I'd be talking about cooling temps of the fall approaching in my weekly weather report slash skintastic forecast of what to watch celebrity sextastic wise on the tube or screen, but as the 100's are approaching L.A., I'm personally thinking about hunkering down next to my semi-functioning AC unit with nothing on but the prescribed ogling opportunities recommended by our friends at Mr. Skin. Always at least three options for catching sweet ta-ta's on the screen, thereby providing a natural outlet for your potentially dangerous levels of body heat.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes the desirably Rose Leslie in the currently in theaters Honeymoon with memories of her mammaries from Game of Thrones, Erin Cummings quite topless and full-bodied on this week's Masters of Sex, and Elizabeth Berkely topless in Any Given Sunday now out on Blu-Ray. You could shvitz this weekend, or you could shvitz for a purpose. I choose the latter. I choose funbags. Enjoy.

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Kate Upton Bikini Jiggles, Zoe Saldana Nipples, and Twin Peaks Peeks Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

The dog days of summer are precisely the time you need to be watching the sweet pussy-cats of sextastic celebrityville on the big and small screen. Nothing cools off the body quite like leering at semi-nekkid incredibly hot women. Well, there might be a temporary increase in Kelvin temps before the actual cooling off period. Just be sure to keep the shades drawn.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute lays out one excellent game plan for viewing all the lovely funbags bouncing, flouncing, and flashing on the silver screen including Zoe Saldana not nekkid in Guardians of the Galaxy, but slipping nip in Colombiana, Kate Upton jiggling bikini jugs in The Other Woman, now out on Blu-Ray, and also out on Blu-Ray, Twin Peaks TV series and spin-off movie loaded with topless kinky dreamscapes. Check them all out. I triple dog dare you. Enjoy.

And, don't you dare let anyone you love or despise go back to school, work, or community halfway house without an Ego discounted membership to Mr. Skin. They will be your friend for life, or two lives when you both come back as newts.

Cameron Diaz Booty and Jessica Brown Findlay Bare Boobtastic Highlight the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I don't know about where you live, but where I park my car slash mobile bungalow, it's damn hot this week. Sweltering hot. When it's time for air conditioned relief, my mind always turns to house siting for one of my friends with a big screen TV to catch up on movie recommendations from the good and horny folks at Mr. Skin. They know what's nekkid onscreen and they're not afraid to tell you.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Cameron Diaz nipple slips in Gangs of New York and Vanilla Sky, as well as her panties-clad booty shots in Sex Tape, Olivia Williams flashing right boob in Sabotage now on Blu-Ray, and Jessica Brown Findlay of Downton Abbey fame flashing her perfectly ripe udders in the mini-series Labyrinth currently out on Blue-Ray.

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Scarlett Johansson Nude Headlines the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

I was going to write some other stuff in the headline, but you know, after Scarlett Johansson nekkid, the conversation sort of stops as there are more important matters to tend to. Like checking out ScarJo in the best cut yet of her topless and bare goodies moments in Under the Skin, finally out on Blu-Ray. You know our friends at Mr. Skin were just dying to get this in the mail.

Joining Scarlett in the Mr. Skin Minute Video this week are Lela Loren and Leslie Lopez getting quite nekkid and boobtastic in Power on Starz and some hot topless scenes from Hemlock, the sexy horror series on Netflix. There really is a lot of something for everyone. Assuming everyone here loves to leer at hot nekkid women. I live off that assumption. Enjoy.

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Judy Greer, Keri Russell, Charlotte Gainsbourg Flashing Flesh in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

There's nothing I love more than cozying up to my AC unit on a hot summer's weekend and flipping through films that are actually made for grownups. You know, cinema with intelligent plotting, real drama, and adult situations, with an emphasis on the latter, and the latter involving reveals of mouth watering celebrity bare skin. For such moments, I always turn to my friends at Mr. Skin for recommendations.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Keri Russell and Judy Greer not nekkid in Planet of the Apes, but Keri's bare-arse in The Americans on F/X and Judy Greer topless in What Planet Are You From, Charlotte Gainsbourg and her gal pals nekkid and making the sexy in both volumes of Nymphomaniac now out on Blu-Ray, and Gabriella Wright full frontal nekkid on HBO's True Blood this week. It's two eyefuls of skintastic goodness. Soak it all in. Enjoy.

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Keira Knightley, Lizzy Caplan, and Anna Paquin Topless in the Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

Summer's here. I don't know about you, but any time the warm weather index rises above slightly temperate, I sweat like a whore in church. Pretty much exactly like that. I'm always looking for indoor fun time activities, and when I think air-conditioned entertainment time, I'm looking to our friends at Mr. Skin to guide my decision making.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Keira Knightley not topless in Begin Again, but quite racy topless in 2004's Domino, Lizzy Caplan and the lovely topless ladies of Masters of Sex, season one now out on Blu-Ray, and Anna Paquin flashing her funbags once more bare for the vampires of True Blood on HBO. It's a handful of hotness, I recommend two hands. Enjoy.

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Taylor Schilling Topless, Eva Green Topless, Alexandra Daddario Topless in The Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

 

While you're completely not forgetting to get dad that Father's Day special Mr. Skin and Naked News bundle, you can also be checking out a guide to the current week in topless tubular action from our good friends at Mr. Skin, purveyor of celebrity skinematics.

This week's Mr. Skin Minute includes Taylor Schilling and the prison girls of Orange is the New Black getting topless in Season 2 of the show now out on Netflix, Eva Green nekkid and having sex with an invisible demon in Penny Dreadful on Showtime, and, finally on Blu-Ray, Alexandra Daddario in that just simply amazing topless making of the sexy scene from HBO's True Detective. Just a triple play of hot wow. Check them all out. Enjoy.