Marie Claire Magazine Posts:

Cameron Diaz Hot Leggy Goodness in My Ladies Magazine

As you know, I take my life into my own hands each month when I go to retrieve my set of women's magazines from the front stoop of my pied-à-terre. Oh, how the middle school skateboarders love to taunt me with their early teen gestures of disapproval. Well, I fear not, for I walk with the gentleman oglers for whom these scented periodicals filled with fashion and beauty tips also contain some rather alluring photos of our favorite sextastic celebrities. Plus, sticks and stone may break my bones but names will only make me cry into my security blanket when nobody is watching.

This month's Marie Claire has quite the visual treat of blonde veteran hottie Cameron Diaz showing off her sweet toned legs. Cameron entered the celebrity world as a promising young model, and she'll go out with quite the resume of passion inducing photos over the past twenty years. And I suppose a few, though not a ton, of decently reviewed movies. Cameron, I will flip through many pages of eau de toilette to see your slender hotness. Pardon my sneezing as I am allergic to lilac. Enjoy.

Mila Kunis Alluring in Marie Claire, As I Shall Remember Her Going Forward

What's done is done. Mila Kunis is well into her pregnancy by way of Ashton Kutcher. We can lament all the horrors and travesties in this world, or we can focus on the positive. Often times, that's just rock solid epic memories of good times, which Mila provides in this Marie Claire spread presumably shot before she started gestating out.

Mila Kunis routinely appears on Top 10 hottie lists around the globe. She also ranks really high with the ladies judging other ladies on the sextastic. It's some kind of universal lust inducement that has made Mila the afternoon delight of so many ogling gentlemen for going on a decade now. While Mila seems determined to throw away her pure visual pleasure giving persona, never underestimate the power of the sextastic to rise above bad choices. Enjoy.

Barbara Palvin Covered Nekkid and Wet Hot for Marie Claire

Oh, sure, make fun of me for collecting women's magazines, but every dangerous step I take onto the portico of my Pied-à-terre each month is a step I take for you. The slings and arrows of the middle school skateboard crew who mock my choices of periodicals have no idea of the riches contained within the likes of Marie Claire, the Italian edition, wherein wicked hot Barbara Palvin is without clothes and barely covered and quite wet and all-around uber-sextastic for the eyes of the more ardent gentleman ogler. How could I not do this for you>

Barbara Palvin remains the hottest woman I know named Barbara. Seeing her lucky hands violating our right to her even sweeter peeks makes me both angry and at the same time thrilled by a tease from this object d' lust.  Mostly I guess I'm just jealous of her digits. Oh, how nice that must feel. Like crushed velvet on heaven. Enjoy.

Claudia Schiffer Still Has It (And Then Some)

Hey, they don't just hand out those supermodel monikers to just anybody. At one time, not so long ago, Claudia Schiffer was the hottest model property in the world, among the elites of the elites for runway and magazine work. The German hottie was hanging with the lifestyles of the rich and the famous, though she gave most all of it up for family and private time a few years back.

But that's not to say Claudia has lost any of her innate talent. You don't just hand that part back when you semi-retire from your sextastic work. Featured in the new edition of Marie Claire magazine, Claudia shows that she very much still has the skills ready and able to climb right back into the limelight and our lust-lights if she so desired. I'm not sure that she will, but that doesn't mean I won't dream that it's happening. I do really have a thing for this hot German mommy. Enjoy.

Katy Perry Shows Her Sextastic Legs Off in Marie Claire

I shall never grow tired of pleading with Katy Cocktease to show us her boobs. I feel like the Night's Watch in that regard. It's not a passing duty, it's a forever duty, until such time as the pop diva who's done so well for herself with cleavage and tease reveals her true bodily artistry.

Featured in the new edition of Marie Claire magazine, Katy once again shows off her stellar good looks and some gams that hint at fun time girl potential. But, alas, and maybe alack, no ta-ta's included. Katy, you are so very hot, and I'm even willing to believe each new magazine article about how damn happy you are for some new reason, but, honestly, sincerely, and from the bottom of my heart, I beseech you, show us your funbags! Enjoy.

Vanessa Hudgens Wicked Hot for Men’s Viewing In Women’s Magazine

You know I run the gauntlet of shame, humiliation, and an inordinate level of California State sales tax to acquire the women's magazines for the local Egotastic! community. I don't expect any awards or accolades for my semi-heroic efforts, but if maybe 2o of you could get together and each chip in five bucks toward a Starbucks card I can soon have enough of them to pay for one drink at that establishment.

But how else to see the sultry minxy Vanessa Hudgens in the upcoming edition of Marie Claire magazine looking so incredibly hot. Vanessa has transitioned ever so smoothly from Disney teen star to naughty grown woman over the past few years, we hardly even noticed (I mean, other than the 1,000 times we have noticed). Now, looking all mature and sextastic like, Vanessa is making a bid for some adult level rankings of hotness, still petite, but toned and feminine all over. If we could just get Vanessa into some of the men's magazines, then we'd really have a thing. Enjoy.

Lea Seydoux Topless Once More in French Magazine

 

Fresh off the big victory of her lesbionic love film in Cannes, actress Lea Seydoux is giving up another visual taste of her faptastic fineries in this month's Marie Claire France magazine.

Lea is not the least bit shy about showing off her nekkid form onscreen or in magazines, and we're guessing she's not much for clothes in and around the house. Where in our minds, she's rehearsing for the notoriously real sex scene from her recent film.

Even the mere thought of Lea on a bear skin rug bare with another Euro-hottie exploring their thespianic limits, well, that's more than enough to get me to purchase yet another French fashion magazine. Enjoy.