Marie Claire Magazine Posts:

I Think I Can See Olivia Wilde’s Boobs

Oh, it's a shazam of airbrushing from the good folks at Marie Claire magazine giving me so much hope, but failing to deliver on the promise. At least not in the natural world sense. They did some number in post-production on Olivia Wilde in her current spread in their magazine. She's still hot. Olivia is always hot. But somehow they saw fit to try and re-shape her fine funbags beneath her clothes for some odd reason. I wish they'd stop. Just show us the real things or move along.

As we've noted before, women's magazine are the worst offenders when it comes to artificially shaping the images of the women between their folds. Of the magazine that is. While men move further and further toward candid and amateur content, female magazine readers moving more and more toward polish and varnish. Not sure why, but score one for men! And Olivia. Enjoy.

Emma Watson Killer Looks in Marie Claire Remind Us of Our Hermione Dreams

Who knows what the future holds, for next week, let alone the rest of Lucky '13, but we are quite assured that we will not soon lose our lust for anything and all things Emma Watson, who appears in this month's Marie Claire magazine looking far too proper, but way too hot to ignore.

Ever since it was way too unsettling to say aloud, we've had a thing for the British thespianic and her tender but surly Hermione ways, which has only blossomed, as Emma has blossomed into young woman, even shearing off her lovely locks hasn't done much to slow what is assuredly pure and mostly indecent lust. It is the universe's most powerful force. Enjoy.

Miley Cyrus Getting All Grow’d and Mature Sextastic in Marie Claire Magazine

I can't see a time when I will ever take back any of my comments about Miley Cyrus and her performing talents, but I am a man (oh, yes) who admits when he's done did wrong, and I have really misjudged the potential ascent of Miley Cyrus into the ranks of the kind of mature sextastic celebrity department. We thought maybe Miley peeked as a TV teen, but while some of her personal behavior continues to scream kind of Cyrus-odd-and-weird, her body and looks are saying hotness scholar.

We even dig the new blonde hair, and that Pilates stretched body, and the inclinations for wearing few clothes, it's all coming together for Miley these days, why, we're even checking out her fashion-y spreads in the likes of Marie Claire magazine, where the gravel-voiced teen diva looks very much into the veteran-hottie-model thing, and we're most definitely buying it.

So, in short, we were wrong, and now we're eating crow. While ogling Miley. The universe will open up to you if you just give it a chance sometimes. Enjoy.

Blake Lively Reappears Smoking Hot in Marie Claire, A Worthy Reappearance

We haven't seen much of The Gossip Girl since her nekkid photo release last year and her various other bits of pretending to be Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend publicity stunt to make everybody forget about the nekkid photos and then a whole bunch of going into hiding nonsense over the shame I guess of just being a hot girl who likes to be naughty, as if that deserved some kind of shame, when it really deserves a standing ovation and universal accolade.

Anyhow, one of our favorite sextastic celebrities of the past few years, Blake Lively is back, and if I had to rip off my neighbor's Marie Claire magazine from the mailbox she thinks is actually locked in order to see sweet Blake, well, hypothetically legally speaking, that's damn well what I had to do. Enjoy.

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Zooey Deschanel Does Her Alluring Thing in Marie Claire

It's the eyes, right?

Trying to narrow down exactly why Zooey Deschanel so captures the hearts and minds and loins of so many dudes, so much so that even yours truly snuck into an OB/GYN doctor's office just to snatch a copy of this month's Marie Claire magazine to share with the lot of you the lust of Zooey Deschanel.

No, she'll never take her clothes off, but I guarantee you will be doing that with your mind within moments of spying these photos. Enjoy.

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