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Beth Humphreys Covered Topless Lingerie Outstandingness for Loaded

By Bill Swift | December 11, 2013 @ 12:06 pm

Beth Humphreys Covered Topless in Loaded January 2014

As you well know, I'm in full blown lust for Beth Humphreys, anything, everything, and best of all, wearing nothing. Or as close to it as possible, as she is in little bits of lingerie and hand-bras covering just a minimal bit of her outrageously hot body in this wicked Loaded magazine pictorial.

I see so many places where I would begin my virtual picnic upon Beth's fine female form. It might just confuse me as to how to proceed. Like Disneyland, you need a plan of attack as to which rides to hit first, and when. I can only hope Beth accepts my 'Fast Pass' excuse when I get a little overexcited and I need to leave the park early. There, I just sullied up Disney. Enjoy.

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Gracie Lewis Topless and Right Fine Loaded Introduction

By Bill Swift | November 5, 2013 @ 9:17 am

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Now, we've seen Gracie Lewis before in a bunny manner before (to which I'm quite certain we'll be sharing with you shortly), but this blue-eyed boobtastic glamour model from Birmingham has never quite made it to the pages of Egotastic! for some ungodly reason.

Thanks to our friends at Loaded magazine, Gracie can now share her personal sextastic splash with our audience, her sweet mischievous look and one stellar female form, all in the cause of titillating, scintillating, and just down right tingle inducing for the purposes of pure visual pleasure. Let's not complicate this too much. Welcome to Egotastic!, Gracie. Take off your, you know, rest of clothes, and linger awhile. Enjoy.

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Jessica Kingham Topless and Unbound for Loaded

By Bill Swift | October 29, 2013 @ 10:23 am

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Jessica Kingham Topless Photoshoot for Loaded Magazine 2013

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Jessica Kingham has the type of body men go to war over. Or, in the least, a few sucker punches back and forth in the bar late at night. Her tubes are glorious globes of goodness most certainly created in the factory called Awesome. Accolades for her hot body aside, we must chastise and or lightly but firmly spank Ms. Kingham for simply not appearing in enough visual displays to satiate our Hot Jessica needs.

Featured in the current edition of Loaded, Jessica gets all strapped up, unstrapped, and all around wild-side unleashed with her tremendous funbags playing the starring role in her ridiculously alluring exhibition of womanhood. I can't think of a place I'd rather be that about negative two inches from Jessica's sweet female form. It's like 50-yard line seats to a Super Bowl you can touch. Enjoy.

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Lucy Collett Topless, Ginger, and Grabbing Her Own Funbags Because Why the Heck Not

By Bill Swift | October 22, 2013 @ 10:31 am

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Everytime I see Lucy Collett topless I hear the song Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds playing in my head. It's obviously somewhat in reference to her name, but also that dreamy trippy state I feel when staring straight into the glorious funbags of this darling ginger crush Britty babe.

Our friends at Loaded magazine obviously share the same fantastical fascination with Lucy, featuring her in their new edition, and encouraging Lucy to grab hold of her own bazoongas in the manner of a woman quite pleased with her rack. And what's not be pleased about? If I had Lucy's luscious melons, you'd never find me out of the bubble bath or without my favorite oversized sponge. Doctors would be forced to warn me about excessive nipple play. It would be tremendous, though, far more fun seeing them teased on the likes of Lucy. Enjoy.

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Sabine Jemeljanova Desperately Hot and Fully Loaded

By Bill Swift | August 2, 2013 @ 12:06 pm

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Sabine Jemeljanova Topless in Loaded Magazine August 2013

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Oh, how I happen to love girls named Sabine with beautiful faces and bodies so hot that you don't get to that beautiful face for a good long while.

Sabine Jemeljanova has more than wonderful boobtastic, she knows how to use it. From head to toe she is smiling, preening, posing, and adding a little 'x' factor to her pictorials that not ever chesty girl out there can do. But in this Loaded magazine spread, wow, I'd score it with more than just one x to mark all the spots I'd like to discover.

Thank you once again, Mother Nature. Your bounty is unlimited. Enjoy.

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India Reynolds Topless Six String and Two Perfect Licks

By Bill Swift | June 18, 2013 @ 9:28 am

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Move over Angus Young, I think I just bumped you from my list of all-time favorite guitar players, quite in favor of the belusted India Reynolds flashing her axe and her twin cans of goodness in this month's Loaded magazine.

Now, I wouldn't normally put topless sextastic women playing instruments as my favorite fantasy land motif, but I must say, seeing the smoking hot brunette, few clothes, and her six-string, well, I'm starting to have some rocker chick fantasies like you would not believe. Or, you probably would actually if you're already here. Enjoy.

Maria Fowler Barely Covered Topless Glorious Ginger Hotness in Loaded

By Bill Swift | May 8, 2013 @ 12:46 pm

Maria Fowler Covered Topless in Loaded Magazine June 2013

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We first came to know Maria Fowler through her participation in the craptastic The Only Way Is Essex reality show. But we soon came to lust her through her various low cut dresses, panties peeks, and just exhibition of her faptastic ginger topped body. Well, this is what you might call the coup d'grace. Or I would, because I only know three or four things in French and probably spelled that one wrong as it is.

But this pictorial in Loaded magazine of the deliciously curvy Maria Fowler is simply and ridiculously sextastic. Wow. Almost makes me long for the time I used to feel magazines in my hand, in the dark, in my room, with a flashlight, and a lot of impure thoughts. Those were the days, only they didn't include Maria, yet. Enjoy.