Loaded magazine Posts:

Maria Fowler Barely Covered Topless Glorious Ginger Hotness in Loaded

We first came to know Maria Fowler through her participation in the craptastic The Only Way Is Essex reality show. But we soon came to lust her through her various low cut dresses, panties peeks, and just exhibition of her faptastic ginger topped body. Well, this is what you might call the coup d'grace. Or I would, because I only know three or four things in French and probably spelled that one wrong as it is.

But this pictorial in Loaded magazine of the deliciously curvy Maria Fowler is simply and ridiculously sextastic. Wow. Almost makes me long for the time I used to feel magazines in my hand, in the dark, in my room, with a flashlight, and a lot of impure thoughts. Those were the days, only they didn't include Maria, yet. Enjoy.

Rhian Sugden Channels Sharon Stone, Only, You Know, Hotter

 

To be fair, Sharon Stone was quite the thing in Basic Instinct. Butchy sexy hot, it was all working back then in those many memorable scenes, including the infamous uncrossing of the legs for the lady nest reveal. Wayne Knight was never the same afterward.  If there's anyone I'd like to see channel those same Basic Instinct looks, well, Rhian Sugden is right at the top of that list.

So agreed our friends at Loaded magazine who put the sextastic blonde up to the challenge of invoking some of those very same happy memories twenty years later. Only, with mammaries included. Rhian's fine funbags the icing on the callback cake. I'm feeling a little of my own basic instinct welling up now. Enjoy.

Rachel Ward Topless and Fully Lingerie Loaded

 

No, not that Rachel Ward, the young hottie in the early 80's film, Against All Odds. The new young blonde hottie, Rachel Ward, glamour model featured on the cover of the new edition of Loaded magazine.

Now, I love meeting new people. I'm a people person. But really mostly that just applies to incredibly hot women with amazing bodies. And sports heroes. Though I only want to meet the first ones nekkid. So happy day today for the good fortune of saying hello to Rachel Ward. I suspect we'll be seeing more of her in the near future. Enjoy.

Jessica Davies Topless Hotness for a Rookie With Smoking Hot Potential

 

London-based model Jessica Davies won the ogles of many a man before even she decided to take her top off for the cameras toward the end of last year.

The strikingly sextastic blonde turned to the world of glamour model because, well, because that's how Mother Nature intended it to be for wicked hot women with bodies like Jessica. Everybody has their role to play in this world, and Jessica's amazing job(s) are on superb display in the current edition of Loaded magazine, where she bends and curves like a long time pro, but she's just a beginner. We can't wait to see her when she gets her legs under her, as it were. Enjoy.

(You can read all about Jessica Davies the model on her ModeLondon modeling page.)

Lucy Pinder Topless Pictures Loaded with Religious Iconongraphy

 

We have a mighty mighty thing for Lucy Pinder and her bodily wonderments. We're even willing to interpret her latest pictorial set in Loaded magazine, where Lucy seems to be caught up in the papal nominating process that is not sweeping the rest of the world.

While we stay away from all things religious on Egotastic!, we do definitely drive right toward all things boobtastic, And, yes, the idea of snogging Lucy Pinder naughtily in the pews of some church, that is appealing. But, mostly, we'd just like to see her portrayal of Eve in the Garden, as we help her lose her innocence. Enjoy.

Staci Noblett Nekkid Hot and Fully Loaded

 

Now this is what I call a photoshoot. Bring purveyors or prurient interests ourselves, we can't help but admire the ridiculously hot visuals of Britty hottie Staci Noblett featured in the upcoming edition of Loaded magazine.

The folks at Loaded know how to treat a lady, and how to treat us oglers to some mighty fine views of a woman whose body I could easily spend eternity investigating with nothing but a Fisher-Price Kid Doctors Play Pak,  Dare to dream, my friends. Enjoy.

Tamara Ecclestone Lingerie Pictures Depict a Sexy Young Heiress Who I Might Just Have to Marry

Look, whether it be for love or money, or, more precisely, the love of money, as much as my pure lust-meter drives me in various sexy celebrity directions, I've come to the age as a practical man when I realize that being 'kept' may be the preferred method of future existence. And one could be kept my much worse than brunette model heiress Tamara Ecclestone, heiress along with her sister to the Formula One racing fortune, estimated well in excess of one billion dollars.

Featured in this month's Loaded magazine, the freshly single heiress flashes a killer lingerie body that you'd normally have to pay to see, but since she doesn't need the dough, I'm assuming beggarly 24x7 kissing up will serve in its place, and I am fully prepared to kiss that ass all the way to the bank, or the bedroom, or both.

Yes, growing up means giving up on childish dreams and building a more pragmatic life model, and I believe mine just might involve winters in the South of France. Enjoy.

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